Skitzocow Vladimir Zhirinovsky

[autisticdragonkin]

Vladimir Zhirinovsky is a colonel in the Russian military who in 1991 founded the Liberal Democratic Party of Russa (ЛДПР). The LDPR claims to be a centrist party but is actually an extreme right party which wants to restore the Russian Empire.

He has a problem with avian illegal immigrants

We must force the government to stop the bird migration. We must shoot all birds, field all our men and troops... and force migratory birds to stay where they are.

He had a special campaign video for his 2012 presidential campaign where he compared the current state of russia to a donkey

He recently tried to persuade Putin to nuke Istanbul for the shot down fighter jet

He ordered his lackeys to rape a pregnant journalist once

And he claimed that the meteor that hit russia a few years ago was really an american missile
A variety of clips of Zhirinovsky

The worst part is that the LDPR has 1/8 of the seats in the Russian parliament

 

[millais]

IIRC, he's also the same guy who keeps claiming that in the next five years the USA will break up like the old USSR, but five years keeps passing and nothing happens. Like those people who claim the end of the world is nigh and keep getting the date wrong year after year

 

[Hat]

Lolcows are bizarre people/groups/events, that are on the Internet, and respond negatively to people in a funny way. They are not countries, political figures, celebrities, your highschool bully, or some random YouTuber that isn't a drama queen.

 

[MehicTUH_92]

welp.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Hey, guys, can we we make one on Donald Trump?

He's a stupid guy and I don't like his political views!

 

[sugoi-chan]

A+ thread. Number #1.

 

[Clown Doll]

I'll hand it to OP : Vladimir Zhirinovsky is a really Lolcow-y politician but we have the no politicians!-rule for a reason.