Vlad's Guide to Hygiene - From my post in the looksmaxxing thread

[Vlad the Implier]

There's going to be some variation in hygiene needs depending on your lifestyle, climate, personal conditions, etc. Plus, Americans have been mostly robbed of their foreskins.

Showering twice daily in the summer is good if you live in a hot climate or tend to sweat a lot. I like to do what's known as a Scottish shower: hot water to open up and clear out pores when washing, but then finish the shower with cold water to close them back.

Liquid soap is a subversive Jewish invention. Never use it. I only wash with bars of pine tar soap and I recommend it it to all my fellow aryan voivodes who are still washing with unnaturally colored Jew Gel. I never get acne or skin rashes and I always smell like pine trees from the Carpathian Mountains; the scent is disconcerting to brown people and arousing to white women.

Also don't use plastic washing utensils. This is also Jewish trickery. Instead, I use natural loofahs grown by gigachad Spaniards in the countryside.

I give far better advice than any manosphere/looksmaxxing faggot and I do it for free.

Cut your nails and keep them clean. I put emphasis on the nails because its a small detail that women absolutely notice. You don't need to go to the salon or anything like that, but do not go on a date with long, scraggly nails encrusted with cheeto dust and dirt.

Wear deodorant.

Hopefully this is helpful to someone.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Do moids really need to be told such illuminating advice as "shower, trim your nails and wear deodorant"

 

[We Are The Witches]

101 that everyone knows.

This thread is going to attract some sexists & retards, I just know it.

 

[Vlad the Implier]

Do moids really need to be told such illuminating advice as "shower, trim your nails and wear deodorant"

Didn't expand the first quote award.

 

[Milles d'Allemagne]

Do moids really need to be told such illuminating advice as "shower, trim your nails and wear deodorant"

add "clean your room" and you've got Jordan Petersons career. so yes

 

[David Brown]

It's okay OP, you can just tell us you are a homosexual. We are in a new progressive era, you will be accepted and loved for who you are here.

 

[Modelo Chelada Especial]

Do moids really need to be told such illuminating advice as "shower, trim your nails and wear deodorant"

Yes, we do.

 

[DumbDude43]

Do moids really need to be told such illuminating advice as "shower, trim your nails and wear deodorant"

we DO need a dedicated thread for discussing in detail the insidious jewish conspiracies behind liquid soap though

 

[Asian tech support]

How would you feel if you didn't wash your balls this morning?

 

[User names must be unique]

Is pine tar soap still pine tar? I used to occasionally use coal tar soap for my shitty dried out scalp but they stopped making it with real coal tar because it's mildly carcinogenic or some shit.

 

[Vlad the Implier]

It's okay OP, you can just tell us you are a homosexual. We are in a new progressive era, you will be accepted and loved for who you are here.

christcuck

Thought I heard a blip on my goygar. You've been noticed.

we DO need a dedicated thread for discussing in detail the insidious jewish conspiracies behind liquid soap though

Fun fact: jew gel is just a trick to get you to pay more for a diluted product. Its literally just a dilution of laundry sauce and dish soap.

How would you feel if you didn't wash your balls this morning?

But I did wash my balls this morning!

Is pine tar soap still pine tar? I used to occasionally use coal tar soap for my shitty dried out scalp but they stopped making it with real coal tar because it's mildly carcinogenic or some shit.

Check the ingredients for any given manufacturer but yes they typically do have actual pine tar and pine oil. Both pine and coal soaps are used for similar things but pine is milder and more natural. Has a nice woody smell to it.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

This thread is going to attract some sexists & retards, I just know it.

That's literally every thread on this site mon frère.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

That's you OP.

 

[We Are The Witches]

That's literally every thread on this site mon frère.

Yeah, but I didn't expect to get it so quickly with the very first response to OP.

I've seen disgusting people of all genders, but you know in KF some retard will lock on to a particular gender. As that's their meaning and purpose in life.

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Also, literally everyone notices dirty nails, it's not some deep secret. What it is a secret for a lot of Burgerlanders, is the idea of a bidet, or using water + toilet paper to clean yourself.

So it's always funny seeing hogs in America when they try to give lessons of hygiene to randos on the Internet (I'm not talking about OP).

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Didn't expand the first quote award.

I know how to shower

 

[Vlad the Implier]

Just wanted to give some friendly, holistic, counter-semitic tips on bathing. Apparently, this wounded the izzat of some people.

 

[David Brown]

Just wanted to give some friendly, holistic, counter-semitic tips on bathing. Apparently, this wounded the izzat of some people.

Thank you for showing such interest in the balls and buttholes of strangers. It's very flattering

 

[Vlad the Implier]

Thank you for showing such interest in the balls and buttholes of strangers. It's very flattering

But Rabbi, I didn't speak of anyone's charam. That's all you.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Yes Vlad-senpai, I will wash my penis. Plz don't shove something long and hard up my ass

 

[YHWH's Strongest Soldier]

Just wanted to give some friendly, holistic, counter-semitic tips on bathing. Apparently, this wounded the izzat of some people.

Fuck you, Vlad. Turks won. Liquid soap won. You and your gay hygiene advice lost because you're too preoccupied with washing your ass with pine needles. I will use only liquid olive oil soap from now on to honor the memory of Mehmed II and to spit on your grave.