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Matchbox cars are made of titanium and have solid gold wheels. That's why they don't get damaged when Tyce throws them at buildings (as his gay dads car) or at Jace (who is a faggot).

I learn so much with each video.

Also, did Jace say that Tyce rolls blunts with baseball cards? Like, Tyce goes out of his way to buy baseball cards and then smoke weed with them. Cards that are printed with ink and made of cardboard and shouldn't be inhaled?
 
Smutley said:
Matchbox cars are made of titanium and have solid gold wheels. That's why they don't get damaged when Tyce throws them at buildings (as his gay dads car) or at Jace (who is a faggot).

I learn so much with each video.

Also, did Jace say that Tyce rolls blunts with baseball cards? Like, Tyce goes out of his way to buy baseball cards and then smoke weed with them. Cards that are printed with ink and made of cardboard and shouldn't be inhaled?
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this fucking cat gets it man
 
Tyce and his matchbox cars...

Funny how Tyce got on Jace's case for playing with toys.
 
Tyce as a child.

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exball said:
Tyce as a child.

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Tyce couldn't spell any of those words when he's THIS old. He sure as hell couldn't read them to enjoy the stoner humor as a kid.

In other news, I make really stupid shit when I don't have my pills. You can all thank The Dude for showing me this song, I found it the perfect place to sarcastically jab Tyce.
 
This video reminds me of something that would be on an adult swim original show. Why does Jace not edit these videos? Here is footage of Tyce stunting, video consists of picking up baseball cards and match box cards. Something about Tyce's match box car obsession brings me great Joy and Sorrow, I thought that it was exaggerated after seeing him react to the doll wrestling match.
 
When i was 6-9 years old, all the boys at my elementary school would play with their matchbox and hotwheels' cars doing the exact same thing that Tyce is doing in the video; throwing them all over the place, throwing them at walls and buildings, and "drive" them on walls and handrails, just like Tyce. And once i told them that what they were doing was boring and that i wanted to play with my toy cars in a normal way, instead of throwing them around, they then proceeded to throw their toy cars at me, just like Tyce threw them at Jace... god, i hate to say it, but even Jace is better at "parkour-ing" than Tyce.....

Also, i love how Tyce believes that his toy cars's wheels are made out of gold lol
 
I swear to god if I didnt know better I'd say this have to be some sorta viral marketing for a new show on adult swim or comedy central. People dont believe me when I tell them this is unscripted. They simply cannot or refuse to believe these two exist and somehow are friends
 
OBAMATRON said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sD5uumaHI6ghttps://twitter.com/ParkourDude91/status/509483008450387969

We see some of Tyce's sick parkour
  • Jace and Tyce have a bag of trading cards or something
  • Jace wants Tyce to get a fanny pack
  • Tyce thinks you can smoke baseball cards
  • Tyce has matchbox cars with him and he plays with them
  • Tyce thinks hotwheels tricks are just as good as parkour stunts
  • Jace runs like a penguin in a boyscout uniform
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This is your brain on Jenkem.

This video would be perfect for a anti drug PSA to show the horrors of what you will become if you start huffing fermented human shit, kind of like those before and after pictures of people on meth.
 
KingofManga420 said:
Tyce was like this before Jenkem though... That's the sad part.
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Yeah I know that Tyce has been fucked up way before he got hold of the shit tainted wind of the idea of Jenkem.

Still this is one of the most funniest fucking things I've seen in a long time that I nearly spit the water I was drinking out just because of how damn surreal it is but you know it's for fucking real.
 
I imagine since Tyce is 17 he has trouble buying rolling papers but... baseball cards? I don't know.. how the fuck does that seems like a viable option? How could you properly roll them? Aren't they thick as fuck? Wouldn't you be smoking more baseball card than pot? Couldn't he just get Jace to buy him some rolling papers? Like, your friend is 23 fucking years old and you haven't considered the advantages of this? Worst sociopath ever.
 
I really like the little bits of narration Jace does in these Tyce-centric videos with the subtitles.
 
Konstantinos said:
I can't get over how dense Tyce is in comparison to Jace. Everything about his demeanor makes him sound so much dumber than Jace: his voice, his perpetually derpy facial expression, his "knowledge" of Hotwheels and so on. I really have to hand it to him for somehow making Jace look infinitely smarter and more sympathetic in comparison to him.
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I'm completely baffled by the video. I mean, I could go with being a fan of Matchbox cars, I mean, I already knew anyway. And even with the way he "parkours" them like a kid in elementary school might. But buying mountains of sports cards to roll joints with? Seriously, what the fuck man.

I have a hard enough time believing Jace is for real, but Tyce just blows him right out of the water there.
 
I don't think he uses the baseball cards as rolling paper. I'm guessing he lights them on fire and gets high off the potentially toxic fumes.
 
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