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Compressed for all your Secret Blazing needs, a weeks (more or less) worth of messages from the Commander in/or Chief...

 
Clock is ticking Commander... Lets see if he can parkour out of danger and into our hearts tonight with a new video like he promised or if the Muslim controlled police keep him from finishing the fight by putting him in tactical lock-up and/or down.
 
KatsuKitty said:
I hate to be that guy but we don't "deserve" anything.
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If it were a normal internet personality I'd agree, but Jace lives at the behest of the taxpayers. He's beholden to us, everyone knows that the obligation that comes with SSDI payments is public performances. :stupid:
 
KatsuKitty said:
I hate to be that guy but we don't "deserve" anything.
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I haven't picked the highlights or edited this video so the stunts might be lower quality. Not my fault.
Who's fault it is then? Was the Stunting with Tyce video edited for only the highlights? He said the n word but didn't apologize or cover it up so was this racial motivated free running? So many questions that will never be answered.
 
Burned Man said:
I haven't picked the highlights or edited this video so the stunts might be lower quality. Not my fault.
Who's fault it is then? Was the Stunting with Tyce video edited for only the highlights? He said the n word but didn't apologize or cover it up so was this racial motivated free running? So many questions that will never be answered.
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He meant nigger in a very not racist way I'm sure.
 
Everyone of Jace's parkour videos should come with motion sickness warnings. Atleast i know what to watch now if i ever need to tactically vomit
 
OBAMATRON said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6C0giEX47Xg
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Alright, I'll give this summing up thing a try...

~In his familiar nasally monotone, Jace explains the difference between 'parkour' and 'freerunning' to us noobs. As always, he's wrong. Meanwhile, the stink from Jace's unwashed 'Me Gusta' t-shirt is nearly visible.

~Jaces warms up for his tardkour run. His running shoes are shit. So is his camera.

~Almost immediately winded, Commander Dipstick tardruns about 300 yards give-or-take, in approximately 80 seconds - a time that wouldn't qualify him for the Special Olympics. Of course, Jace claims he's run 1/4 mile (440 yards) because autism.

~Jace almost shows us a parkour trick, but the fence's 'rectangular square faggots' hurt his delicate widdle hands too much and he fails.

~Instead, Jace does a series of poorly executed vaults and poses apparently stolen from the movie "Zoolander".

~Jace informs niggas that tardkour is da bomb.

~Jace shows us how tough he is by almost making a rude gesture at a passing motorist, but fails.

~Jace turns his camera off before he starts barfing.
 
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Black Sonichu said:
Knowing that Jace showers on an "as needed" basis, I seriously doubt that. I'm watching it right now.

What the fuck am I doing with my life...
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When I have worn a shirt for more than a day, I notice the neck tends to stretch out. So I'm guessing he is washing it.

Also, why does the text keep having seizures?
 
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