Video VLOGtember Megathread

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I can't hear what the hell he says when he introduces himself in these videos.
"WHATS UP PETER THE PARKOURDUDE91 COME AT YOU"?
"What up Peta? The Parkourdude91 here!"
WHAT IS HE SAYING?
 
Broder Daniel said:
I can't hear what the hell he says when he introduces himself in these videos.
"WHATS UP PETER THE PARKOURDUDE91 COME AT YOU"?
"What up Peta? The Parkourdude91 here!"
WHAT IS HE SAYING?
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It's a long-standing Jacism, linking back to his shitty, slavish devotion to rap music and John Cena. He's been saying "P-to-the-Parkourdude91" and waving his hand in front of his face (mimicking the weird John Cena "can't see me" trope) since the very beginning.
 
Things of Note from VLOG-Tember Day 5:

  • Jace is still legit grounded for "peacefully protesting" about his town and not causing a scene AT ALL :roll:
  • Gail SILENCED Jace, silenced his protest, which is illegal in the US dude...
    • ...which was caused by Gail being a secret-Feminist for "not liking what he was saying"
    • Jace is 23, he shouldn't even be able to be legally grounded!!!
  • xbox = food and water. Taking it away is basically a hate crime...
    • ...or is equal to taking away da Vinci's brushes and canvass.
  • There are only 3 shelters for battered men around the world, but millions for battered women. That's oppression.
  • 70% of... um... well Jace lost track but he's still correct so that's the facts.
  • Gail tried to take away his internet and computer too, but he "negotiated and sucked up" to her all day
  • LIKE COMMENT RATE SUBSCRIBE BITCHES because you OWE JACE for NEGOTIATING WITH TERRORMOMS AND KEEPING HIS INTERNET
 
Praise be to the stoner prophet Jaceus. He was grounded for our sins.
 
Varis said:
I am like the gamer of, of, who actually brings these facts to you as a journalist
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No, really, what?
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Vlogging in YouTube is a form of journalism. In fact, vlogging is the only form of reliable journalism! The very nature of the website allows people to express subversive ideas that the Lamestream Media won't dare to publish. Ask any 9/11 truther or a conspiracy expert!
 
A quick search found 3 such shelters in california alone, and the list didn't stop at california (although I didn't bother counting further, because fuck jace and his stupid 'fact'
 
The 'Net's greatest example of USI said:
You don't run into a guy like me every day.
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Truer words have never been spoken.

The 'Net's greatest example of USI said:
I am a martyr here
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Is having a terrible grasp of English a requirement for Deagle Nation? I can't even.
 
OfflineCyberBully said:
Truer words have never been spoken.



Is having a terrible grasp of English a requirement for Deagle Nation? I can't even.
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They are their own nation so it only makes sense they have their own language. #Languge is foar losres.
 
It takes realizing that being grounded at his age is ridiculous for him to want to move out and become an adult. Also Jace spending more time with Tyce wouldn't end well for either of them. Daily tard fights, no one cleaning the house, all there is to eat is gamer fuel and inside Parkour free running. What could possibly go wrong? At least Jace will be able to stay up all night playing games.
 
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Doesn't Tyce live with his parents? How will they feel about a 23 year-old Pre-TSD future retired wounded marine/rape survivor/wolf appreciator living with them?
 
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