- Joined
- Oct 2, 2013
I forgot Applecatakah happens at the same time as Corgmas:
Vocaroo (Voices of the CWCki community)
- Thread starter Niachu
- Start date
PsychedelicDiamond
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Mar 4, 2013
I like my voice. Do you like my voice?
(The poem is A-sitting on a gate. It's from Alice Through The Looking Glass.)
(The poem is A-sitting on a gate. It's from Alice Through The Looking Glass.)
- Joined
- May 20, 2014
Slightly tangential, but I made a track which samples a vocaroo recorded by applecat:
- Joined
- Jan 10, 2014
Me and my brother got high and recorded campaign videos for Lolcow of the Year.
My brother is CWC in the first one. I'm Jace and he's Eli in the second.
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Vote for Chris
Vote for Jace
My brother is CWC in the first one. I'm Jace and he's Eli in the second.
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Vote for Chris
Vote for Jace
- Joined
- Apr 18, 2014
I recently got this through a spooky email from an email that wasn't an email but a ghost. The ghost shoot me blood and I died but then I read this and the devil said I had to post it to come back to life. TRIGGER WARNING: VERY LONG, VERY SCARY
And here is the dramatic reading of the nug masterpiece, "Broke on Broke Crime: On Black and Brown Living and Unity."
And here is the dramatic reading of the nug masterpiece, "Broke on Broke Crime: On Black and Brown Living and Unity."
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- Feb 3, 2013
TJ inspired me last night. Thank you based @Cowlick.
Since vocaroo doesn't work so well here: I made a picosong.
Lovingly lifted from The title song from "Gigi"
Since vocaroo doesn't work so well here: I made a picosong.
Lovingly lifted from The title song from "Gigi"
He’s a dolt!
Just a dolt!
Still shitposting in his thread
Vainly wishing it were dead
Through ad hominem and
Lies and/or a mix
He’s grotesque!
So grotesque!
With a crooked, gummy grin
A disgusting dental sin
That the strictest braces couldn’t hope to fix
He’s a fool
Just a fool
Kiwis laugh at him for hours
And he keeps showing his power
Levels faster than we ever could reveal
a mere laughingstock, a sap
all his reasoning is crap
he could never prove his “intellect” is real!
Of course, that night in Holden’s thread
Things really did come to a head
He was making such sick burns
And every one of them well-earned
And if it wasn’t the best wit
No one seemed to mind a bit
That I recall
No, not at all
Ah! He’s a cow!
A damned lolcow!
Getting older, he might age
But no lolcows ever change
They just disappear so meekly
And then we forget completely!
Oh no (2x)
But...but,
We’re laughing with him when he posts?
Aren’t we?
Compared to Marj, we like him most
Don’t we?
Could I be wrong?
Could it be so?
Oh where, oh where
Did Churchy go?
TJ! Are we just fools who’ve lost our minds
Or have we really been too blind to realize?
Oh TJ! You took Holden down before our very eyes!
TJ! You may still be
That crazy, awkward, redneck guy we know
But oh! Over night we’ve seen how far your banter goes.
Oh TJ! While you were churning replies
Were we out yonder somewhere sperging at a meme?
Oh TJ! Are you real or are you just
a Kiwi’s dream?
Although your whining’s never witty,
And your smugness is so shitty,
Against Holden, you’re exactly the man we need.
Just a dolt!
Still shitposting in his thread
Vainly wishing it were dead
Through ad hominem and
Lies and/or a mix
He’s grotesque!
So grotesque!
With a crooked, gummy grin
A disgusting dental sin
That the strictest braces couldn’t hope to fix
He’s a fool
Just a fool
Kiwis laugh at him for hours
And he keeps showing his power
Levels faster than we ever could reveal
a mere laughingstock, a sap
all his reasoning is crap
he could never prove his “intellect” is real!
Of course, that night in Holden’s thread
Things really did come to a head
He was making such sick burns
And every one of them well-earned
And if it wasn’t the best wit
No one seemed to mind a bit
That I recall
No, not at all
Ah! He’s a cow!
A damned lolcow!
Getting older, he might age
But no lolcows ever change
They just disappear so meekly
And then we forget completely!
Oh no (2x)
But...but,
We’re laughing with him when he posts?
Aren’t we?
Compared to Marj, we like him most
Don’t we?
Could I be wrong?
Could it be so?
Oh where, oh where
Did Churchy go?
TJ! Are we just fools who’ve lost our minds
Or have we really been too blind to realize?
Oh TJ! You took Holden down before our very eyes!
TJ! You may still be
That crazy, awkward, redneck guy we know
But oh! Over night we’ve seen how far your banter goes.
Oh TJ! While you were churning replies
Were we out yonder somewhere sperging at a meme?
Oh TJ! Are you real or are you just
a Kiwi’s dream?
Although your whining’s never witty,
And your smugness is so shitty,
Against Holden, you’re exactly the man we need.
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- Jul 30, 2015
not sure if this goes here or in the voices of spergatory, so I dropped it here to be safe.
FOURTEEN BRANCHLAND COURT
Performed by: About:Blank
Lyrics by: @Harakudoshi
Music by: the Eagles
From:
1/5 - Lesbian Sleepover Party Announcement
FOURTEEN BRANCHLAND COURT
Performed by: About:Blank
Lyrics by: @Harakudoshi
Music by: the Eagles
From:
1/5 - Lesbian Sleepover Party Announcement
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- Jan 31, 2015
not sure if this goes here or in the voices of spergatory, so I dropped it here to be safe.
FOURTEEN BRANCHLAND COURT
Performed by: About:Blank
Lyrics by: @Harakudoshi
Music by: the Eagles
From:
1/5 - Lesbian Sleepover Party Announcement
I want to thank the academy, and Satan WOO Satan and everyone else who made this honour possible
G
GS 281
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