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[Big Fat Frog]

This thread is more retarded than @CookofDoom242

 

[Ethanol Ralph]

Sperg thread lol

 

[RichardRApe]

I nominate @RichardRApe. He found conclusive evidence of Ralph's height when people were still arguing over it, and he regularly frequents the board.

Don't know if a mod for Ethan Ralph is needed though. The man is very boring outside his tantrums and deep dives into animal murder.

This isn't an actual nomination thread and I'm not made to wield the broom but thank you!

 

[now watch this drive 911]

Vote for me as moderator and I will do absolutely nothing and abdicate all my responsibilities

 

[CryoRevival #SJ-112]

Imagine guntguarding as hard a OP for muh right to create shitty threads for ralph to attack.

 

[heathercho]

They are straight-up interfering with and deleting good content because they need to control every bit of minutia in this section, and it's fucking ridiculous. They were brought on to stop people from double-posting and making duplicate threads, but they need to control the content and titles of each and every thread, and in fucking ruining the threads in the process.

I set something up to make Ralph seethe on his show, and they had to fuck with the title to make sure EVERYONE knew it was a joke and fucking ruined it. I changed it back and sent them a DM telling them to knock it off, and they responded by deleting the thread.

No.

You're just acting like a fucking sperg because "I hate RALPH SO FUCKING MUCH".
Fucking with the cow directly is fucking cringe.

 

[Kacho]

Just get rid of mods altogether, we don't need new ones. All mods are worthless faggots who deserve to be thrown in a pit and burned alive like diseased pigs.

 

[David Brown]

What do they say about jokes where you have to tell someone that it's funny? I can't quite remember...

 

[Noproblemo]

That was the point. Holy fuck you guys are dense.
The whole point was to start a rumor to make Ralph seethe on his show and force him to address it.

Cringe. Why don't you go spread your rumors on twitter by yourself?

 

[AltisticRight]

The mods on this board are way out of control and power tripping like crazy, and they need to fucking go. Enough of their petty, power tripping fucking bullshit. They over-moderate this board so much that they're ruining the content.

The average day, I approve one newfag's low effort post in the Approval Queue, merge a bunch of double posting threads many of which @4str4staleatherbelt reports, and that's it. Don't recall deleting any post, neither do the other board-specific mods delete shit unjustifiably. We can see who delete posts, just letting you know.

How would you characterise powertripping? "Oh no mods deleted my fan fiction that belongs in one of the two or three threads dedicated to joking about Ralph's misfortunes!

it's time to do it again.

Lasted 0 nanoseconds.

making duplicate threads

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/choose-your-own-guntventure.82325/

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/gunt-theme-park.88841/

These are good good fine and fun.

titles of each and every thread

Demonstrably false unless you're exaggerating. Guess what, even titles of my threads have been edited to remove obvious "bias". The pinned flagging thread used to be called "Mundane Ralph is a fat flaggot" and had "Times when Ethan Ralph has flagged shit" as the subtitle, it was reversed as soon as I decided to pin it.

Like it or not, some threads are there to gather information, some are for fun. Yours was obviously for fun but you tried to portray it as something factual for your whatever autistic antics which is going to fail spectacularly.

I set something up to make Ralph seethe on his show

He's not going to seethe at something so blatantly stupid, what part of "no trolling plans" don't you understand? If you want to brew up such a gay fiction to fish responses from the gunt, open up some discord or do it on fucking Reddit and Twitter.

It was funny, why is funny stuff being deleted? Also I can’t find proof that Ralph didn’t fuck a hot pocket. Please link the receipts if you got them.

Probably because it was masquerading as "factual" and under the OP's admission, a dumb troll post to get the gunt's attention?

I can't disprove Gunt not fucking a hot pocket, similarly I can't prove that space Jews and bigfoot DON'T exist (bighands does). I can prove this though.

 

[Mountain Dew]

Hate saying the word newfag, but...

If you are a newer account, stick to one board, try to cowtip publicly on the forum, and the whine about not being allowed to cowtip...

You're a newfag.

 

[AnOminous]

Shitpost threads are fun but I get why they’re moved to spergatory.

It takes some genuine autism to throw a tantrum about it. The whole fun of a shitpost thread is forcing the jannies to clean up your shit.

 

[The Megalodon]

I think @The Demon Baby 's story is important and needs to be heard. Shame on you for SILENCING him

 

[The Gunts Ex-Partner]

I think @The Demon Baby 's story is important and needs to be heard. Shame on you for SILENCING him

You know for a Gunt pay pig (which I assume you are) you're less of a bitch then your master. You know which one, the faggot who hides behind blocks and bans and then bitches when people won't go onto his show even though he is a pathetic beta cuck

 

[Puck]

All Jannies Are Bastards

 

[High Tea]

Gustav hasn't been posting for months. I could see a reason for an additional mod. Vetti and Altistic do a good job. I found Demon Baby's thread humorous. It's not that different from the Choose Your Own Guntventure thread.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Mods can eat my ass like groceries.

 

[Rotollo 2]

I vote for Shannon "the Gator Gamer" Gaines his experience with a mop as well as in the horrifying realm of retail prepare him well for this position.

 

[Cow Poly]

The mods on this board are way out of control and power tripping like crazy, and they need to fucking go. Enough of their petty, power tripping fucking bullshit. They over-moderate this board so much that they're ruining the content. Call them out on it, and they remove your thread entirely. I already walked away from this board once because of these fucking idiots, and it's time to do it again.

I know a lot of you feel the same way, so voice your complaint here and let's decide if these fuckers need to be removed.

Fuck off you tryhard fagget.

 

[instythot]

New mods for the gunt board? Uh, obviously @Flamenco and whichever account is Shannon "the Gamer Gator" Gaines. Step up and accept your nomination, Eagle Eyes