Plagued /vt/ and related vtuber lunacy - Touhou brony console wars

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As someone who used to hate anime with a passion in the late 90's and early 2000's, I can safely say it's because people feel threatened when a new, unfamiliar medium enters their traditional sphere of influence.
I agree western media is shit and has been for a while but anime today is also shit, meanwhile the 80's and 90's were the true golden age of the medium, when budget wasnt an issue and profitability wasnt above all. We're never gonna get another GITS or platabor like oshii's, its all the same cookie-cutter slice of life mental destruction bullshit over and over, every character a dumb flavor of the month chick with pornstar tits, every male character a generic asian homo. Theres no point, there's no end, its all boring and trite, its not SJW cancer sure but its still fucking boring.
I'm surprised no one has mentioned the menhera queen of /vt/ herself:
Kumagai "Beatani" Chisato
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Here's a clip of her making her fanbase go nofap for 2 weeks in order to make them all cum at the same time during a subsequent stream.

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Speaking of anime this reminds me that clip from LOGH about social collapse. Ironically enough the weebs who praise that series fail to understand that warning and go participate in a mass internet fap.
 
It seems that Discord's staff are expressing love for 3d little anime girls like Gawr Gura in this clip:


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It looks like Null's fucking around with the quoting feature again so pardon this ghetto-quote.

Dawg, anyone who accepts that some bizarre out of shape chicks with a tenuous relationship with hygiene who make their money talking in a high pitch voice and piloting little anime girls for a bunch of shut ins online are "straight up fuckin' dudes who aren't on [their] level" should probably just give up on life.

Right, I guess I was referring more to traditional celebrities with the last part; I'd love to give Rhianna a spin on my dick, but she is in a position to be able to meet and pick from scores of dudes more attractive and charismatic than me, so I have consneeded, without much particular anguish, that Rhianna will fuck many dudes but never me. Fine, whatever. Similarly, while I'm not romantically or sexually attracted to any particular vtuber or their character, I also have conceded that if I were, I am never going to fuck them. Whatever. Not something I or any other balanced human will spend much of my day worrying about. Typical celebrity/normie social barrier stuff.

But I think you're going too hard on disparaging the girls who do this. For all but maybe the top 5%, this is a second or part-time job to them, so they necessarily have to get out of the house and away from the computer to make a living and/or go to school. And from the girls that have been successfully doxxxxxxxxed, I can't think of any who are particularly hideous so far. From Hololive EN's first generation, Mori Calliope (the pink-haired reaper) is an artist and rap/electroswing producer who goes by Demondice and Karen and looks like this and primarily worked as an ESL teacher when she started streaming (she kept that job for a couple months afterwards, as nobody foresaw that Hololive EN would be as wildly successful as it became), and Kiara (the orange-haired girl with an accent) is Keekihime, who had very moderate success as an IRL pop idol in Japan. Normal people who had relatively normal lives that didn't involve sitting in front of a computer playing video games all day. Even now, they work maybe four hours a day, five to six days a week. Add in behind-the-scenes meetings and preparation and such and they're probably not chained to their computers more than your average full-time office employee.

I'd argue that a large portion of western men wouldn't even date one of these v-tuber girls. I'm confused as to why they would; is it their ability to consistently speak like a child? Their ability to use a program that replaces them with an anime girl? I don't really see why rich, handsome, fit men would be falling all over themselves to date some pale lass who spends too much time at her computer and who bears no resemblance to an anime girl in real life.

I mean, do you think that if you hit the bar with the guy who plays Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory, he'd act like Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory all night? These are actors playing characters distinct from themselves. Due to the nature of streaming, sometimes the real personality comes out, but that's an anomaly. Yes, there are weirdoes who might want to date Karen because they think she literally acts like Mori all the time or something, but that's the minority who we'd be making fun of in this thread. The majority, the normies, know exactly what's going on here is all theater, even if we play along from time to time.

I think it's more likely that you keep consuming anime for the same reason people who eat sugar just want more sugar; it's cheap and unsatisfying in the long run but the temporary rush it provides makes you crave more anyways, where as those who are in the habit of avoiding sugar don't miss it and are usually better off.

You could say this about so much of entertainment, though. Replace "anime" with "sitcoms" or "The Fast and The Furious movies" or "violent video games" and the sentence still holds true, doesn't it? Shall we just force ourselves to abstain from all entertainment which doesn't meet some arbitrary level of brain-nourishment? Anyway, I don't really feel the need to apologize for enjoying having a shitposting rabbit playing Minecraft on in the background while I'm working or doing housework instead of PBS or NPR, ya know? I can't be "on" all the time. I've had some nasty addictions but fortunately meth has never been one of them.

tl;dr: Most vtubers aren't slovenly nerds and most fans aren't stupid about what's actually happening here.
 
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We're never gonna get another GITS or platabor like oshii's, its all the same cookie-cutter slice of life mental destruction bullshit over and over, every character a dumb flavor of the month chick with pornstar tits, every male character a generic asian homo. Theres no point, there's no end, its all boring and trite, its not SJW cancer sure but its still fucking boring.

Pretty-much all the great anime I've enjoyed have come out in the last decade or so. Symphogear, Attack on Titan (okay, the first three seasons, let's not talk about the rest.), Madoka Magica, Space Battleship Yamato 2199, New Getter Robo, Girls Und Panzer, Highschool of the Dead, Macross Frontier, Made in Abyss, Planetes, Various MSG series, Blade Break, Spice & Wolf... you're employing an incredibly narrow speculative here. One anime genre is currently over-saturated, out of literally dozens. Saying anime is bad because slice of life and isekai are over-represented is like saying the FPS genre is never, ever going to be good again because crappy Modern Warfare games are still being made.
 
To be fair, those weren't real bones, but rather carved wood bones. I think Whang! has a video on it where he dug up the source.
It's kinda clear they're model bones and not real bones. there's visible joints in them. Never had any thought of them being actually real, it's just the idea of bones inside a fucking sally acorn doll at all is a generally unsettling concept.
 
It's kinda clear they're model bones and not real bones. there's visible joints in them. Never had any thought of them being actually real, it's just the idea of bones inside a fucking sally acorn doll at all is a generally unsettling concept.
In that case, I'm pretty sure it was so he could pose it somewhat realistically. Not super certain, I'm not that particular type of degenerate, but damned if he didn't put a ton of fine work into it
 

Okay so you know nothing about what you're talking about and/or just want to try and provoke people. Classic example of the kind of poster that'll make this thread unreadable.

Edit: Fucking join date of 2021. I'm sorry, I deserve the dumb ratings for trying to engage with it.
 
Gay magic girl shit

Boomer autism remake

Literal pedobait

Seriously nigga? coomer the anime?

Worst macross since the one that its a band, tho I heard the new girl band one its even more cancerous

Looks like pedobait

Only good one in your list, and its from 2003, closer to the 90's era anime than the present day, consider what I said before about the change in the industry

The only good one was origin and not good enough to actually watch all of them, gundam its pretty autistic

Didnt watch them but the second sounds like another "muh waifu"

Nigger your examples are barely above average, you literally quoted a zombie/porn series as your example of quality

Seriously, I'm talking Otomo and Oshii and these are your counter examples? you could've at least mentioned Paprika
Not him but Spice and Wolf is a really good show, highly recommend. Probably my favourite anime love story.
 
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Discord is all over any internet trend because the furry brand managers want to look cool to all the zoomers who use the app. Their social media has been orbiting around a bunch of big vtubers for some time now. Because Discord is gay I see them getting involved as slightly more legitimate than the purely corpo driven Xbox tweets at Hololive EN girls or the nacho fry collab Gura did with Taco bell, but still a nothing burger. Japanese vtubers get a bunch of corpo promotions too, and they can be just as obnoxious
 
Half reading the thread, half doing other stuff. Has anyone mentioned how American v-tubers manage to be even more annoying than Japanese ones? I find nearly all their voices annoying, as they all try to do that high pitched little girl voice. I know there are one or two that do weird schticks where they have an accent or use text to speech, but even when I know what they're saying it's not that interesting to me.

I know a few diehard weebs that don't find this v-tuber thing interesting either. The only person I do know who loves v-tubers is a lonely tranny who I don't stay in contact with anymore. Does anyone actually know people in person that enjoy v-tubers?
I'm a weeb and for the most part, I find vtubers annoying. I know a few people who like vtubers. They're all men who are fairly lonely in their lives. It's not much different from people who watch streamers on Twitch.

I don't tend to watch streamers because I don't see the point in interacting with someone who's only bond you will form with is probably your wallet. That includes small streamers. I don't understand people trying to make friends with streamers or vtubers. These people are not your friends and I don't think it's a healthy dynamic. Not saying it won't happen, but it's a real roundabout way of making friends.
The more i see this shit spread, the more im convinced that the whole fad is nothing more than a front for a chinese money laundering scheme. Especially since the bigger ones are mostly owned by tencent via proxy and kadokawa, which is also owned by Tencent.

What eccentric fuck has $100k+ to donate every day for each daily stream to just throw around and donate with multiple smaller $10k donations over the course of a few hours on a whim while spamming the same fucking japanese characters 500 times a second? Makes DSP look weak on his ebegging game.
You might not be far off. Though from the guys I know, some of them donate absurd amounts of money. They've got enough disposable income.
This thread for now seems to be an outlet for people to show their frustration with V-Tuber culture and that's good in my opinion.
I personally think they can be harmless fun, but their ever increasing catering to reddit memers and coomers is a bit too much for my liking.

But holy shit, I've seen some clips of people donating quarters worth of avrage shithole paychecks to them, though. Even like a hundred bucks is probably too much to casualy donate to a fucking moving png. Are first-worlders that rich or they are just that retarded?
I'm annoyed because this shit keeps infecting the communities I'm a part of. The big fad right now is rebranding into a vtuber or trying to become one yourself. If this vtuber stuff appears in my feed, it's almost always vtubers doing lewd stuff, or strange compilations of people chronicling a popular vtuber making "cute" noises or mentions of stuff coomers are attracted to.
 
/vt/ user that goes by Krev Alexandros auditions for Nijisanji EN and decides he needs to take LSD to give him the edge over the female competition and goes on a 12 hour long schizo episode where he plays dota and screams about Suisei.

Thread: https://archive.nyafuu.org/vt/thread/5055026/#5072225
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