Wallace & Gromit Thread - No crack Gromit! We've forgotten the crack!

[Patrick Bait-man]

You thought this was a thread about Wallace & Gromit? Retard, this is the cheese discussion thread. Post your favorite cheese now (if it's not Wensleydale I'm gonna kill you).

The true and honest W&G thread is being worked on at the moment. Check back later.

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

Did you say cheese mate?

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Tough choice between Grand Day Out and Wrong Trousers for me.

I'll go with Wrong Trousers because it's a technical masterpiece of stop motion animation.

 

[Shidoen]

Gromit you fucking cunt, I needed her ming!, how are we supposed to build Brexitstein now!

 

[Product Placement]

The voice actor of Wallace, Peter Sallis was also the star of the longest running sitcom in TV history Last of the Summer Wine which ran from 1973 to 2010

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

In case anyone doesn't already know this: Wallace & Gromit is getting a new film (not short), releasing sometime next year in 2024 on Netflix. It was announced last year in January.
You can find more information here.

About fucking time if you ask me.

 

[TheRetardKing]

No crackers, Gromit! We've forgotten the crackers!

 

[Newman's Lovechild]

Always fucking netflix. Release something somewhere I can actually watch it you bastards.

They'd better get someone who can do a cracking Peter Sallis impersonation or I'm moving to Canada.

 

[My Name is Ed]

It's been so long since I've watched it and the only one I remember is were-rabbit, so I'm giving it that.

 

[Morethanabitfoolish]

A friend's child has recently acquired a love for this. They can't string a sentence together yet will do their best to give a running commentary throughout A Close Shave.

 

[BiggerChungus]

Wrong Trousers is great, especially the last third that somehow pulls off a bunch of different genres at once. Sci-fi robot stuff, heist thriller, crime thriller, slapstick comedy, and a damn Wild West train chase and gunfight.

 

[Product Placement]

Always fucking netflix. Release something somewhere I can actually watch it you bastards.

They'd better get someone who can do a cracking Peter Sallis impersonation or I'm moving to Canada.

From 2020, sounds pretty good. So will guess it will be least that good.

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

I come back to my thread to find that Wallace still hasn't finished working on it. Twat doesn't get payed for doing nothing.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

We should get Null to watch and review the first 3 (82 minute total running time) for his Gumroad content.

Just say it's proof that the British can make something good.

 

[TVB]

Wrong Trousers is great, especially the last third that somehow pulls off a bunch of different genres at once. Sci-fi robot stuff, heist thriller, crime thriller, slapstick comedy, and a damn Wild West train chase and gunfight.

I rewatched it for the umpteenth time recently, and my god the people over at Aardman went all in on this. I'd say A Close Shave has been my personal favorite out of the original 90s trilogy of shorts, but yea Wrong Trousers was such a riot from beginning to end, it was amazing.

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

I rewatched it for the umpteenth time recently, and my god the people over at Aardman went all in on this. I'd say A Close Shave has been my personal favorite out of the original 90s trilogy of shorts, but yea Wrong Trousers was such a riot from beginning to end, it was amazing.

Let's not forget that moment when Feathers McGraw pulled out an actual fucking gun on Gromit.

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

A teaser for the new Wallace and Gromit film announced back in 2022 has been released, with the title being 'Vengeance Most Fowl' and Feathers McGraw making a return.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

So can someone explain to me the current lore of W&G? I played the PC point-and-click games and there's new characters that I don't recognize (the indian, his neighbor, the couple that run a shop that's always arguin, etc....). Were they in the movies, or are they re-occuring characters?

 

[Morethanabitfoolish]

A teaser for the new Wallace and Gromit film announced back in 2022 has been released, with the title being 'Vengeance Most Fowl' and Feathers McGraw making a return.

Cannot lie, that trailer has me more hyped than anything else this year.

 

[BetterFuckChuck]

I really liked the new W&G but I would like to pitch a scene that would've improved the film:

[wallace walks in]

Wallace: "Alright lad, i've come up with a new invention!"

[gromit does a double take]

Wallace: "Now calm down, chuck, I've learned my lesson: necessity is the mother of invention and this next invention is most necessary indeed"

[gromit does a little relieved sigh]

Wallace: "Now, I'm not sure you've noticed, but there has been a lot of pajeets coming into West Wallaby Street and theyve been really stinking up the place with their public defecation"

[gromit swivels his head up from his knitting, at wallace]

Wallace: "Well, no more, say hello to my latest invention:"

[wallace pulls off the cloth and unveils a toilet"

Wallace: "I call it the Poojeet-Loo-o-matic"

[gromit looks at it, then looks to wallace]

Wallace: "cracking idea, right lad?"

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