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Pythons eat less, require very little water and grow faster than beef cattle and chicken. Are they a better food for the planet? These scientists say yes.​

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They’re scaly, fork-tongued and can measure upward of 20 feet long. Pythons may also be one of the most Earth-friendly meats to farm on the planet.
A group of researchers studied two large python species over 12 months on farms in Thailand and Vietnam — where snake meat is considered a delicacy — and found that they were more efficient to raise than other livestock.
Their research, published Thursday in the journal Scientific Reports, suggests that python farming could offer a solution to rising food insecurity around the globe, exacerbated by climate change.
The researchers, who studied more than 4,600 pythons, found that both Burmese and reticulated pythons grew rapidly in their first year of life, and they required less food (in terms of what’s known as feed conversion: the amount of feed to produce a pound of meat) than other farmed products, including chicken, beef, pork, salmon — and even crickets.
The snakes were fed a mix of locally sourced food, including wild-caught rodents, pork byproducts and fish pellets. They gained up to 1.6 ounces a day, with the females growing faster than their male counterparts.
The snakes were never force-fed, and the researchers found that the reptiles could fast for long periods without losing much body mass, which meant they required less labor for feeding than traditional farmed animals.
“They need very little water. A python can live off the dew that forms on its scales. In the morning, it just drinks off its scales and that’s enough,” said Daniel Natusch, a herpetologist and biodiversity expert who was involved in the research. “Theoretically you could just stop feeding it for a year.”
In a world where scientists predict climate change will lead to more extreme weatherand environmental shocks, a species that is heat-tolerant, resilient to food shortages and able to produce protein “far more efficiently than anything else studied to date” is “almost a dream come true,” Natusch said.

Tastes like chicken​

Snakes have long been prized in Asia, where they are used in traditional medicines, as well as in dishes such as Hong Kong’s famed snake soup. In recent years, snake farms have sprung up across Southeast Asia and China, catering to growing demand for snake meat and skins, used in luxury leather goods.
During his research, Natusch ate snake barbecued, sauteed on skewers, in curries and as jerky. He described the taste as similar to chicken, but a little more gamy. Because snakes don’t have limbs, very little is wasted in butchering, he said. And it is remarkably easy to fillet: “You just bring your knife along that backstrap and you get a four-meter-long piece of meat.”
Even so, Natusch acknowledges that snakes are unlikely to form a big part of Western diets any time soon. In his native Australia, he said, “the only good snake is a dead snake. People are pretty afraid of them.” (Pythons are nonvenomous and generally slow-moving, but they do have large teeth and may bite if provoked. They have been known to eat small pets including cats and dogs.)
In the United States, Burmese pythons are considered an invasive species, having proliferated in Florida’s Everglades, where they are hunted to cull the population. In a study last year, the U.S. Geological Survey described Florida’s python problem as “one of the most challenging invasive species management issues worldwide.”
Because store-bought meat is relatively inexpensive and easier to come by than catching these slippery creatures, Natusch doesn’t envision a future in which snake farming becomes a fix to America’s python woes. But he does see the snakes as a potential climate solution for farmers in places like Africa, where food insecurity is a growing problem as climate disasters outpace any innovation in farming techniques.
“As long as [farmers are] happy to catch a few pest rodents in their corn or their maize, and feed them to a python every now and again, you’ve got some high-quality, resilient protein right there,” he said.

Simple needs​

A python’s needs are fairly basic. They’re sedentary by nature and coexist happily with other snakes, displaying “few of the complex animal welfare issues commonly seen in caged birds and mammals,” the researchers said.
Although some conservationists have expressed concerns that commercial snake farming could lead to the illegal harvesting of wild populations, Natusch — who chairs a group of snake specialists for the International Union for Conservation of Nature — argues that the opposite is true: It gives local communities a financial incentiveto conserve wild populations and the habitats on which they depend.
The barriers to entry for snake farming are low in comparison with lab-grown meat, which carries significant costs and requires technical expertise. In Asia, snakes are housed in simple enclosures in warehouses. And even without the kind of genetic engineering applied over the years to domesticated animals like cows and chickens, snakes stand out, he said.
“We’re just scratching the surface here, basically the baseline product: The animal in its natural form without any domestication or anything, still outperforms all those other taxa.”
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Snakes are funny little neurotic legless lizards that sometimes have the capability to kill someone via venom as a hunting/defense mechanism. Weirdly can't help but feel bad for the little shits because due to evolution if they eat too much (which they do because they are retarded) they have to sit there and wait for it to digest or attempt to vomit it up to escape predators. Not really looking forward to them being hyped up as another "healthier/environmentally friendly meat replacement". These are animals that REQUIRE a steady supply of other smaller animals to stay alive and breathing, not really environmentally safe at all unless you like plagues of mice and rats since those are what people mass breed specifically to feed to these guys.
I really don't understand this shit at all. We've spent millions of years hunting and gathering and farming and have pretty much eaten everything on this planet that's edible. We've had a long time to figure out which animals are most worth farming as far as cost vs returns on protein, calories and nutrients. People have eaten snakes in various places in the world for a long time. It's generally limited to those places where snakes are abundant and other things are not because it's not really worth raising them on mass scale farms.

Chickens, rabbits, Guinea pigs and other similar animals are far more worth raising for food than snakes. Any animal that feeds primarily or entirely on other animals isn't efficient to raise for food. There's a reason we primarily raise herbivores or omnivores as food stock. It's always going to be cheaper and more efficient. The higher up the food chain you go, the higher the overall costs are going to be because then you have to take into account the costs of raising your feed stock.
 
I've always wanted to try rattlesnake meat but snake meat tends to be very tough and very bony, which makes it not very useful.

For crying out loud, just eat chickens. They will eat the bugs, live in the pod, and give you eggs. Everyone on Earth raises these birds, they're extremely versatile, can be prepared hundreds of different ways (most of them delicious), and the meat to bone ratio is great.
 
Now I love snakes, I think they are great animals and some make great pets, but a python steak? I imagine there would be a lot of bone to cut and pick through; snakes are pretty much just long bones with some strong muscle beneath a coat of protective scales but hey, could make some good eatin' and work as a way to combat invasive species in the Everglades. Would rather eat snakes than fucking bugs.

Can't speak for pythons specifically, but yeah, snake has a lot of bones in it. Only ever ate the one, maybe there's a better deboning process that I didn't know, but it was actually a huge pain in the ass and still had some small bones leftover in the meat.

Taste was alright, but nothing I'd seek out again, especially with the bones involved. Only did it for sentimental reasons anyway. A childhood mentor of mine and his squad ended up eating a snake during military survival training in his home country, so when a fellow mentee of his and I travelled there, we caught and ate one in commemoration.
 
Not sure about farming them, but encouraging people to eat them in places where they're invasive sounds like a pretty good idea to me. The problem is curbed and the meat isn't wasted.
yeah the idea of using them when they're invasive isn't bad, but you need to dig into what they've picked up from the food chain
toxic shit in upper level predators isn't necessarily there, but it depends on your region, what's in the soil, what's in the stuff the animal eats, what it craps out vs holding in, etc
 
Looks like the deep cover neoprimitivist cabal has made their play within the WEF.

You will eat the snake.
You will herd the alligators.
You will read the entrails of your enemies to learn of prime swampland for the warriors of your tribe to conquer, and you will be happy.
 
Python is fantastic, even if it can be a pain to prepare. Anyone turning their nose up at it is a faggot.
That being said, the article writer is even more of a faggot and a retard to boot—only invasive pythons should be eaten and they certainly aren't a replacement for regular livestock.
We've had the technology that can tenderize the meat for a long time.
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These guys don't know how to marinate/slowcook, a proper marinade practically predigests your food. I've used a smidgen of formic acid (ant sting) in my marinades and it can make the worst cuts tender. It's also a good preservative for making jerky.
 
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Python is fantastic, even if it can be a pain to prepare. Anyone turning their nose up at it is a faggot.
That being said, the article writer is even more of a faggot and a retard to boot—only invasive pythons should be eaten and they certainly aren't a replacement for regular livestock.

These guys don't know how to marinate/slowcook, a proper marinade practically predigests your food. I've used a smidgen of formic acid (ant sting) in my marinades and it can make the worst cuts tender. It's also a good preservative for making jerky.
Hmmmm what about a bit of beer added to the marinade? Does that help any or does it just change the flavor without doing much about the aforementioned toughness?
 
Our current meat sources have been sustainable for as long as we have cultivated them.
 
Hmmmm what about a bit of beer added to the marinade? Does that help any or does it just change the flavor without doing much about the aforementioned toughness?
Alcohol of any kind is good in a marinade, beer especially—keep in mind you'll want to pair those yeasty, hoppy flavors with mustard, brown sugar/molasses, etc. Beer also makes a rich, fluffy batter, so you could do both if you wanted "drunken python nuggies".
 
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