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Mad Dog Mattis has a
Ah, Cold Dogshit Mattis. In Afghanistan Cold Dogshit Mattis distinguished himself by refusing to let his whirly birds be used for boring shit like evacuating the wounded. https://web.archive.org/web/2021022...is-left-my-men-to-die-in-afghanistan-1.442367 You see, after reading over 1 million books within his personal library Matthis came to the inescapable conclusion that Alexander defeated the Bactrians by fucking over the U.S. Army. Fuckin' based you say? Hold the orgasm, we're just getting started.
In Iraq, after losing the first battle of Fallujah, Cold Dogshit Mattis celebrated his celibacy by bombing a wedding https://web.archive.org/web/2016120...dding-party-video-backs-survivors-claims.html
After what some might miscontrue as military misadventures in the middle east and central asia Cold Dogshit Mattis decided to take a different approach and introduced his Marines to cultural sensitivity training. This, soccer moms all the across the U.S. agreed, was just the reduction in manhood the Marines needed to be successfull in their occupational duties.
An eternity fighting (mostly) pointless wars in the middle east whole heartly convinced Cold Dogshit Mattis that the US really needed more war. As the commander of Central Command Mattis advocated for war against Iran according to Leon Pannetta. With the Department of Defense Mattis increased the numbers of troops in Afghanistan and famously argued against withdrawing US troops from Syria. https://web.archive.org/web/2019110...articles/2019/11/21/defeat-of-general-mattis/
TRUE TRUE. YES. This chick is has killed more people than most taliban gangbangers. I'm sure she offers shooting classes or something.the gangbanger and the Taliban guy who can't even read have an advantage over you because they've killed people

Remember boys, killin' aint easy. It's not like some 85 year old woman could https://web.archive.org/web/2024041...e-intruder-heroic-act-self-defense-rcna147312
Yeah but a kid would really be a disadvantage https://web.archive.org/web/2024070....com/intruder-alabama-talladega-baby/1315356/
Now, to be prefectly fair it's entirely possible that the two douchebags who got shot weren't of the stone cold killin' variety. Fucking morons will tell you that success or failure in war or a gunfight as a lot to do with preparation, mentality, physical fitness, familiarity with your chosen weapons, and of course that notorious bitch Lady Luck. but they are all fucking losers who can't get laid. NO! SOME RANDOM LITTLE BITCH WHO KILLED HER BOYFRIEND IN A MOTOR VEHICLE COLLISION HAS THE ADVANTAGE OVER YOU BECAUSE SHE HAS DEMONSTRATED THE WILL AND ABILITY TO KILL. . . . so I guess you'd better bend over and kiss your sorry asses goodbye.