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p1138 said:
The last couple of levels don't introduce anything new, take half an hour if you aren't using some speed running tactics or whatever, but at least most of the game was fun. Usually games start bad/slow but boltgun ends bad/slow.
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The Tzeench level with all the vertical portals wasted so much time.
 
To be fair here, US got Biden-conomy and the EU bit its own ass with sanctions.

People just have less money to spend, its a recession, GW can't magically grow stock price on trees.
 
This troon makes some of the worst 40k content out there, and considering most 40k content is just autists talking about which Primarch has the tautest ass, that's saying something. They're like Yellow Flash videos, only even worse, because they force you to stare at a dyspeptic troon. Also, unlike Yellow Flash, the target of his hate boner is fairly healthy financially, so a lot of his content feels like a gaping stretch.
 
I just found out about Suno AI from MATI today and my warhammer group is using to shit on each other's army. I had it write, "Grey Knights? More Like Gay Knights."
 
Powerwash sim dropped a 40k DLC, I decided to make a statement.
 

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Managed to avoid spoilers and this listen to the End and the Death 1-3 in one go. Lots of emotions.
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Fuck off Jewtube, I will never click on one of this faggot's video. He literally looks like a troon caracature.
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I know we're one the verge of Abaddons 14th black crusade Gamergate 2.0, but is that Anita Sarkeesian?
 
Fungible penis said:
Managed to avoid spoilers and this listen to the End and the Death 1-3 in one go. Lots of emotions.

I know we're one the verge of Abaddons 14th black crusade Gamergate 2.0, but is that Anita Sarkeesian?
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Is the bell that Trazyn threw into the webway going to fuck shit up and release a bunch of Harlequins and White Scars?
 
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Well, that's certainly... something. Definitely using the helmet with it, and I hope I can cut that leagues-of-squats mohawk off without it looking too bad. Not only that, it's not a new unit from some pyrithite spear squad or what have you, nope. That's a HQ-only "Shield Captain." With illegal loadout, unless I didn't realize you can take Spear + Shield this whole time.

Worse, it's got Primaris Lieutenant disease, complete with fucking tactical rock. In fact, if you overlay a marine, reddit thinks they fucked the scale up and this guy is way shorter than he should be.

My theory is that 3d modelers are using GW as a bouncing off point for their careers, and no one gets to put "Space Marine Tactical Squad (2024)" in their portfolio like they'd get to put these speshul snoflackes in. Either that, or they're just not paying enough to get the talented 3d modelers, and making modular kit like a Custodian Guard refresh is a lot harder than single mono-pose tripe (with rock) is.

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He's way shorter than even the standard Wardens. They fucked it up.

Edit: Holy shit he's carrying his shield upside down
 
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Snekposter said:
Fixed that for you, and the answer is yes. The man lives to do nothing but troll and steal shit.
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It took me a minute to find the name but the bell of Saint Gerstahl was one of my favorite loose ends from the Infinite and the Divine. The fact that a generic holy relic was able to nullify Necron stasis fields and destroy a chunk of Solemnace is awesome to me. I went into that book knowing Necron technology was capable of killing and enslaving the old ones and C'tan, so a dusty old chunk of metal fucking their shit up is extremely interesting to me. I don't know a ton about the webway and would love to see what happens if that thing starts ringing again, which would herald the arrival of the 14th. It would be a great thread to follow if they're trying to bring Jaghatai Khan back. As an early warning system, it's the reason Trazyn ended up on Cadia. If it starts ringing in the webway, it will give someone else an excuse to show up wherever Abbadon decides to invade.
 
Second Missing Primarch said:
1d4chan is dead, long live 1d6chan.

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> After the fourth disruption of the site in March of 2023, Someone else. !!5eEG00IMHx+, who had long been a part of the old site's Editors' Discord (itself a reflexive reaction to the total absence of communication from Root),

This explains why the old 1d4chan had like 3 guys that would swarm you if you did anything in their special spaces, up to and including publicly begging for Root to remove you from the site.

ZMOT said:
already removed "problematic" content and when asked to share the untouched backup got pissy with "hurr scrape it yourself from wayback's 2020 version".
see: https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/92052290

expect it to inevitably get overtaken by troons and shitters.
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2d4chan already exists, but in that very thread the 1d6chan guys shit all over them for not being part of the special discord club. So yeah. Concerning.
 
NerdShamer said:
Well, FlashGitz is busy catering to coomers, again...

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I might be alone in thinking this but unlike their other 40k parodies, this seems more like a parody signarxism would make to complain why space marine fans are "stupd chuds" and the fact that they made a coomer version doesn't help
 
Is it just me or custodes are just really unappealing design-wise and lore-wise? Wish GW never done the 'better than a regular space marine' trope.
 
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