Warhammer 40k

[Iron Father]

Daily reminder that Matt Walsh is closet case and a grifter and if it would have made him more money he’d have blue hair and would be lecturing you on neo-pronouns.

Brett Cooper dropped this video on Instagram and holy shit, now I get all the jokes about him being a closet case.

 

[The tired cat]

Drinker is specially irrelevant to this whole shitshow, what does he even know?

Nothing, I think he just wants to jump on this shit and ramble about "DA MESSAGE!!" like a broken fuckin record. Its when he tried to jump into videogame stuff an ramble there.

 

[LORD IMPERATOR]

Keep in mind that a lot of people that were already into it for a time saw this less as a "what a cool evolution" and more as a "those greedy fucks want to invalidate all of my collection with this half assed shit!". If you were in the miniature part, you saw how much of a cash grab it actually was.

That was the truth. GW raped the lore with the Primaris to force people to double-dip with the Space Marine armies. Now you have to throw your old armies away and buy new ones, or your outdated marines are going to get creamed.

So of course, they'll rape the lore with the Fem-Custodes to appease Blackrock. They already raped the lore to force you to buy your SM armies again, and the 40K faithful sucked it up and kept on buying. So obviously, GW won't stop now.

Will still never stop being funny.

Left-wingers, especially British left-wingers, are really just that stupid to not be able to see it. Badass anti-heroes with a code of honor will always beat whining about THE MAN and whatever socialist message they want to peddle.

As people trying to peddle a message, these guys have failed. They wanted to show the dangers of powerful people running things, but instead, people want powerful guys to solve things for them.

What I find more surprising is how such a niche microhobby got targeted. Though I guess that also made it easier to infect.

Said hobby had leftists decades ago. So it's no wonder that's being targeted now. They already have a foot in the door.

I get what you mean, but...

It's the truth. DnD and wargaming spaces have more than a few leftists in them, 40K especially, since the people who understood its lore and agree with the authors probably swing to the Left.

Whoa there buddy, maybe the older boomers, but don't tell me that Matt Walsh represents anything. The fact that he appears on youtube, isn't delisted like the kike club should tell you a lot that they are the right wing the propaganda machines "want to project". These fuckers only represent themselves.

He represents the old-guard Right that make it harder for the New Right to recruit more people into gaming spaces. Especially with Walsh and his followers decrying gaming as a waste of time. And yes, a lot of right-wingers in the real world support him. Which is a problem.

Pretty much, him and daily wire are the embodiment of controlled opposition.

Controlled or not, they have a sizeable following.

Drinker is specially irrelevant to this whole shitshow, what does he even know?

Jack fucking shit, but he threw his two cents in regardless, because this shitshow is good for clicks and rage bait.

Nothing, I think he just wants to jump on this shit and ramble about "DA MESSAGE!!" like a broken fuckin record. Its when he tried to jump into videogame stuff an ramble there.

It gets him clicks, that's good enough for him.

 

[The tired cat]

It gets him clicks, that's good enough for him.

That's what pisses me off about these dicksnots. They seriously don't care about this shit, but they wanna shove their fuckin' noses into it for easy cash. They cry how "wokies are disingenuous", but have you bastards looked in the mirror lately?

 

[Honey's Dead]

Roll on the Noise Marines.... They scream trans...

 

[Pedophobe]

How one would build a bully boyos army for greenskins? I'm thinking of entering 40k tabletop with 1000 points army of these big lads. Or should I just sit down and wait for the points release?

I suspect Meganobs could be getting a points increase but we'll see.

Otherwise, two six-man and one five-man squads of Meganobs each with a Megaboss, plus a Battlewagon and two units of grots should do nicely at 1000 points.

Edit: you could switch out one of the Megabosses for a Megamek for the force field and a half-decent gun.

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

Grimgor Ironhide, is the best and the fact that they wouldn't just let him body the so-called chosen of chaos in storm of chaos just shows how much GW wanted a specific outcome.

Um, did Grimgor not absolutely body Archaon?

If I recall correctly, he jumped him right at his moment of triumph, knocked him off his horse, headbutted him and in so doing, destroyed the Eye of Sheerian in one blow, then when Archaon was on the floor in a crumpled heap, decided that he was bored and fucked off.

 

[Honey's Dead]

Jokes aside after the lore fuckery of Primaris (I like the models), I simply don't trust GW with their lore.

The silly thing is I didn't hate the idea of female todes, its the application of it... But I am no longer fully invested, And I am no longer the type of customer they want.

I also have 3d printers so fuck them.

 

[Male Idiot]

Honestly, the fandom would have swallowed the muscle mommy marines if it was given a lore justification.

Oh Cawl found a workaround! Here is your muscle mommy custards, gay knights, and asstartes!

But they squatted firstborn, squatted a swathe of age of smegma, have been a shitty company before, and did this in the shittiest way possible. It is not one shit mistake by a shitty India style snowball of designated poo.

I boycotted GW after their squatting of firstborn, and I will now boycott the entire franchise. No more video games either.

Death to (Blackrock), death to (Vanguard), may Islam take the UK and may Israel be free from river to the sea.
I hate kikes so much it is unreal.

Happy Birthday, Adolf Hitler, my soul belongs to you.

 

[LORD IMPERATOR]

That's what pisses me off about these dicksnots. They seriously don't care about this shit, but they wanna shove their fuckin' noses into it for easy cash. They cry how "wokies are disingenuous", but have you bastards looked in the mirror lately?

Again, it brings in more clicks, which is always good for business for them. Even if they haven't played the fucking game for the last decade or noticed the fact that GW's lore policy basically renders all lore to be glorified fanon.

"It all stems from the assumption that there's a binding contract between author and reader to adhere to some nonexistent subjective construct or 'true' representation of the setting. There is no such contract, and no such objective truth."

-Andy Hoare, Game Designer GW

"There is no canon. There are several hundred creators all adding to the melting pot of the IP."

-Aaron Dembski-Bowden, co-author Horus Heresy series

"With Warhammer and Warhammer 40,000, the notion of canon is a fallacy."

-Gav Thorpe, Lead Designer, Games Workshop

They all think that 40K lore is some kind of sacred text that, if violated, is the end of the lore as we know it. When seasoned 40K lore hounds know that it's just fluff made to sell toys, and GW has violated it in the past and has no intentions of having a stable canon to keep the lore of the game world consistent.

Take a good, long look at these Youtubers. The ones that act like the lore is some kind of sacred text are noobs, the ones that know it's all a joke are the actual lore experts. Because they know GW can retcon it all at a penstroke for the most trivial of reasons.

 

[Male Idiot]

Again, it brings in more clicks, which is always good for business for them. Even if they haven't played the fucking game for the last decade or noticed the fact that GW's lore policy basically renders all lore to be glorified fanon.

"It all stems from the assumption that there's a binding contract between author and reader to adhere to some nonexistent subjective construct or 'true' representation of the setting. There is no such contract, and no such objective truth."

-Andy Hoare, Game Designer GW

"There is no canon. There are several hundred creators all adding to the melting pot of the IP."

-Aaron Dembski-Bowden, co-author Horus Heresy series

"With Warhammer and Warhammer 40,000, the notion of canon is a fallacy."

-Gav Thorpe, Lead Designer, Games Workshop

They all think that 40K lore is some kind of sacred text that, if violated, is the end of the lore as we know it. When seasoned 40K lore hounds know that it's just fluff made to sell toys, and GW has violated it in the past and has no intentions of having a stable canon to keep the lore of the game world consistent.

Take a good, long look at these Youtubers. The ones that act like the lore is some kind of sacred text are noobs, the ones that know it's all a joke are the actual lore experts. Because they know GW can retcon it all at a penstroke for the most trivial of reasons.

And that is a mistake. It is wjat Disney had been doing.

 

[LORD IMPERATOR]

And that is a mistake. It is wjat Disney had been doing.

The same kind of people control both GW and Disney now.

 

[Honey's Dead]

The same kind of people control both GW and Disney now.

Part of me just wants to see it all burn to the ground and they act all...

 

[Kane Lives]

Honestly, the fandom would have swallowed the muscle mommy marines if it was given a lore justification.

Oh Cawl found a workaround! Here is your muscle mommy custards, gay knights, and asstartes!

They could have just wrote more shit and sold more Sisters of Battle tbqh.

 

[Van Darkholme]

That's what pisses me off about these dicksnots. They seriously don't care about this shit, but they wanna shove their fuckin' noses into it for easy cash. They cry how "wokies are disingenuous", but have you bastards looked in the mirror lately?

Arch seems to be one some sort of press tour currently, first Craig from Sidescrollers, who is a complete waterhead who doesn't know a whole lot in general, and now yellowpiss. Endymion is another moron who jumped in on it, you can tell he doesn't know shit about 40k either.
For his supposed dislike of "tourists" in the hobby, he sure has been talking to them a lot during these last couple of days.

 

[StevieLasVegas]

They could have just wrote more shit and sold more Sisters of Battle tbqh.

Ah, but there's the problem. They're already an all female army. Space Marines and Custodes are strictly a boys club despite what faggots like ADB think, so of course they don't like it. Why build up on the arguably more interesting subfaction within the Imperium even further when they can ruin the popular one?

 

[Honey's Dead]

Ah, but there's the problem. They're already an all female army. Space Marines and Custodes are strictly a boys club despite what faggots like ADB think, so of course they don't like it. Why build up on the arguably more interesting subfaction within the Imperium even further when they can ruin the popular one?

I never knew about ADB sperging on twitter, I am going to guess orange man bad?

 

[StevieLasVegas]

I never knew about ADB sperging on twitter, I am going to guess orange man bad?

Haven't bothered checking his Twitter, but he's shown his colors on Reddit multiple times now. Wouldn't put it past him to be a orange man bad type.

 

[Scream Aim Fire]

Bit late and very dumb, but I'm dying to ask with all of the wokeshit going on right now; which Chaos God do you guys think the woketards worship in the Warhammer-verse? My money is on Slaanesh, personally, but I could see them worshipping just about anything.

 

[Male Idiot]

Slaanesh. Have you seen a drag queen story hour? It is a chomo Slaanesh cosplay 1:1 scale.