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Any of you guys play Bolt Action? I'm feeling the urge to paint again and Warhammer doesn't really appeal to me anymore.
I keep telling myself I should. Keep looking at models, keep having thoughts. See there's a new edition out. If they expand Konflikt 47 I may definitely. But right now I just be a stereotypical guard fan who switches over to his natural state...

Browsing terrain and having thoughts however. Some 8.8cm flak turrets would be nice for tabletop as scenary and cover.
 
Any of you guys play Bolt Action? I'm feeling the urge to paint again and Warhammer doesn't really appeal to me anymore.
I might start soon. I have a friend who is wonderfully autistic about WWII and I’ve no doubt it would be easy to get him into it.

I got him an Airfix Hurricane and paints as a birthday present once and me and the guy couldn’t tell why the paint colours the box seemed a bit off and when I gave it to him he said, ”wow! It’s from the Free Polish squadron!”

If there’s an equivalent for naval warfare let me know. He’s like an encyclopaedia for that.
 
Vertical slice or genuine gameplay? Looks nice though, for the first time in a while I'm looking forward to a modern game given how open they are with showing gameplay. Not sure how I feel about...grapple hook Khorne Marines though.
 
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I keep telling myself I should. Keep looking at models, keep having thoughts. See there's a new edition out. If they expand Konflikt 47 I may definitely. But right now I just be a stereotypical guard fan who switches over to his natural state...

Browsing terrain and having thoughts however. Some 8.8cm flak turrets would be nice for tabletop as scenary and cover.
I just dove in, going to collect Germans, Italians and Brits. A lot of the stuff belonging to smaller powers fascinates me, like Belgium and Hungary, hopefully I can mix it.

Really, I'm just looking forward to something with fun rules again. The Warlord Hail Caesar line tempts me too, especially the Bronze Age range.
 
I keep telling myself I should. Keep looking at models, keep having thoughts. See there's a new edition out. If they expand Konflikt 47 I may definitely. But right now I just be a stereotypical guard fan who switches over to his natural state...

Browsing terrain and having thoughts however. Some 8.8cm flak turrets would be nice for tabletop as scenary and cover.
My birthday was like a weeks ago and one of my friends got me a like really expensive 3D printer I'm teaching myself modeling to make my own tabletop game with blackjack and hookers

also if one more person says chaos or actually not evil I'm going to shoot someone in one of the ghost novels the best sniper ones across children nailed up on a wall in a chaos shrine
 
Nice. Yeggi will become your friend to find STLs across all the 3D printing sites. Even tells you if the file is free or if you have to pay for it
 
My birthday was like a weeks ago and one of my friends got me a like really expensive 3D printer I'm teaching myself modeling to make my own tabletop game with blackjack and hookers

also if one more person says chaos or actually not evil I'm going to shoot someone in one of the ghost novels the best sniper ones across children nailed up on a wall in a chaos shrine
Tbh I think what a good tabletop game and lore needs is a clear good vs evil with elements of faith and corruption and Lovecraftian horror. But the good is so mixed in its intent to survive or hang on or defeat evil at all costs you can make the case they’re also bad. Probably why Trench Crusade blew up too. You can play chaos as just oh we’re renegades and pirates pushing back against taxes and such, we just do this worship or action as rebellion not pure evil. Or just a simple “I like the art and playing the evil guy”.

There’s even a good sense of fanaticism across 40k with all its faction among fans because of this that makes it’s just much more better. Even despite the obvious.

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Anyway, that’s my rant. 40k is a setting I found fascinating because guard was fighting with faith and determination and grit, no special powers or abilities, just raw humanity and the occasional reward for faith. Really helped restore my own faith in a trying time in my life too. Bolt Action? Ehhh only religion you find in it is if you’re a modern day leftist whose creation belief lies in crusading against evil Nazis (people who disagree with you) and saving democracy (protecting communists). It feels more like a novelty with little to deviate from to create new stories because those stories already have been written.
 
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Anyway, that’s my rant. 40k is a setting I found fascinating because guard was fighting with faith and determination and grit, no special powers or abilities, just raw humanity and the occasional reward for faith. Really helped restore my own faith in a trying time in my life too. Bolt Action? Ehhh only religion you find in it is if you’re a modern day leftist whose creation belief lies in crusading against evil Nazis (people who disagree with you) and saving democracy (protecting communists). It feels more like a novelty with little to deviate from to create new stories because those stories already have been written.
gaunts ghosts
is a much better series than the mainline books about space marines most of the people involved in are just normal men and you actually feel bad when one of them dies because they are the last survivors of the home planet.
It also has a very good description of what military life actually is like if you read any historical documents and people's personal accounts from World War One and two most of the time nothing is happening.
It also goes into good descriptions about how war effects the average imperial citizen and how the horrors of war affect people as well as the incompetence of the Astra militarum bureaucracy and personal rivalries intentionally getting people killed.
 
Posting here as there is some strong GW connections.
So it looks as though Heroes of Might and Magic is coming to the tabletop in the form of a rank and file wargame. Named Heroes of Might & Magic: Battles! and designed by Jervis Johnson and Andy Chambers.
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Not much more is known at this point, but I will keep my eyes on it.

Its an interesting move. Older IP that has had a recent financial success with the board game crowdfunding now moving to the wargame sphere with some well known designers from the olden GW days. Don't know if this is just a quick pump and dump into the market or if they have long term plans to push on GW.
 
My birthday was like a weeks ago and one of my friends got me a like really expensive 3D printer I'm teaching myself modeling to make my own tabletop game with blackjack and hookers

also if one more person says chaos or actually not evil I'm going to shoot someone in one of the ghost novels the best sniper ones across children nailed up on a wall in a chaos shrine
Those kids would’ve grown up to be the following, guardsman fodder, broken labourers, servitors or tyranid chow. That was mercy.

Chaos is the best faction because 3/4 of the fucking Chaos Gods are mankind’s gods, Tzeentch, Nurgle and Khorne are man’s truest self made manifest. So why fight it? Better to serve true divinity than a gimped redditor bolted to a hell of his own making. Khorne was made from our dark ages, Nurgle was born from the bubonic plague and Tzeentch was made by tribe tricks.

The Primordial Truth is no more evil than the Emperor’s dystopian wet dream, they’re just more honest that the universe is hell.
 
Chaos is the best faction because 3/4 of the fucking Chaos Gods are mankind’s gods, Tzeentch, Nurgle and Khorne are man’s truest self made manifest. So why fight it? Better to serve true divinity than a gimped redditor bolted to a hell of his own making. Khorne was made from our dark ages, Nurgle was born from the bubonic plague and Tzeentch was made by tribe tricks.
Strongly disagree, heretic. The Emperor’s Light is the one true way for humanity to conquer the stars. I will, however, concede Khorne probably makes sense as a chaos god because he gives you hugs muscles even though you end up a drooling retard. Nurgle is displeasing as a God because you’re probably going to end up as a boil on the ass of some daemon named the ShitGobbler, Tzeentch just turns you into a smug Sargon snickering about how it’s all going according to the plan. And last thing I want is to become a troon under Slaanesh.

The Emperor did make mistakes such as not telling Lorgar to stop being a retard, hug Perturabo, and tell Curze that he liked the new human skin flesh coat he’s wearing.

And as always, Fuck Erebus.
 
ffs... no shit it's trash and isn't playable. Brings up past edition rules about void shields and shit... no it still got its ass kicked in previous editions too. 8th ed void shields? Just allowed a save on mortals, while it had way fewer wounds. 9th ed void shields? Just added an extra 24 wounds that could have an invul against ranged. And 2000 points? Fuck off, even previously it was 6000 points. GW does not want these things on the table in anything resembling a normal game and for good reason. Even the damn warhound was only barely playable at 2000 points previously with zero support avaiable due to no points, and always got its ass kicked. At 1100 it gets the occasional laugh when someone shows up with one, and that's about it. 2000 point warlord also means cutting the points of the reaver and warbringer to fit between 1100 and 2000 points, and they'd still get just wrecked every time.

Even the aussies at tabletop time understood the shit isn't playable, and instead built terrain and dioramas and shit, so did squidmar minis. PlayOn Tabletop got a manta to use as a board for kill team ffs.
 
Any of you guys play Bolt Action? I'm feeling the urge to paint again and Warhammer doesn't really appeal to me anymore.
I thought about it for like, 2, maybe 3 minutes, and then decided against it because I would only really enjoy the German army but don't want to either endure stale history channel tier commentary about WW2 or get outed as a "heckin Nazi" and lose my job.

Posting here as there is some strong GW connections.
So it looks as though Heroes of Might and Magic is coming to the tabletop in the form of a rank and file wargame. Named Heroes of Might & Magic: Battles! and designed by Jervis Johnson and Andy Chambers.
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Not much more is known at this point, but I will keep my eyes on it.

Its an interesting move. Older IP that has had a recent financial success with the board game crowdfunding now moving to the wargame sphere with some well known designers from the olden GW days. Don't know if this is just a quick pump and dump into the market or if they have long term plans to push on GW.
Thanks to private equity, everything is a pump and dump these days.
 
Thanks to private equity, everything is a pump and dump these days.
I mean sure, but that's probably not what's going on here. The simple reality is, someone looked at HOMM, looked at tabletop war games, and decided to come up with a proposal showing that for x amount of dollars they could slap together a product and make y amount of dollars back over the course of 1-2 years.

It happens all the time with licensed games, especially board games(no one is actually out there playing Dark Souls, Runescape, Horizon Zero Dawn, etc. from these fucks https://steamforged.com/collections/board-games )but it doesn't change that the shit will still sell. Kickstarter has a similar problem with tabletop games, initial interest is gathered up and they sell through on the product(assuming they deliver and it wasn't a scam or otherwise fell apart due to mismanagement or whatever) and then 3 years later the game may as well not exist anymore because no one plays it and there's no more market to sell it to so no one stocks it and those games never become a competitor to anything.

I'd almost be willing to bet that Jervis Johnson and Andy Chambers had put a ruleset together at some point, and these guys came around with some cash and wanted to slap a HOMM skin on it, kind of like all those licensed video games by LJN back in the day. But there's still a possibility that they were hired specifically to write a ruleset with the assumption their names would be a draw for buyers on some product elevator pitch slide deck.
 
My only complaint about the Space Marine 2 is how nearly all of the guns looks the same. And it's kind of catering to whales, but that's nothing new.
 
I maintain that the Warlord is the ultimate tax on stupid GW whales. It costs $2K+ in burger dollars, you're not gonna get to use it in a game 99 times out of a hundred, and on the off chance that you do get to use it, it's probably going to get shot off the table because of its shit rules and because your opponent will have brought something specifically meant to kill it. It's only good as a flex to show that you can blow that kind of money, and even then you could have built two or three full armies with that money.
 
I just don't really care about titans in general. They're ludicrously overpriced and completely fucking impractical - I can't imagine one being anything other than a hassle to store and transport, let alone building and painting one.

Talos and the boys solo a warhound titan in a land raider in one of the Night Lords books, that's about the only time I've ever been engaged by the idea of titans in any context.
 
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