Warhammer 40k

[PHILLIP BANKS]

Possible heretical opinion:

Everyone is enjoying SM2, which is good, to each his own, meanwhile I'm thinking Inquisitor Martyr is the best 40K game ever, because I get to play as a sister of battle with a flamer. It just makes me happy.

They should make a sister of battle rpg style game. It will atleast bring an attention to female factions and may damp the screeching of female marines

I'm clawing my way through SM1... again. I had almost completed it on the 360 years ago before soft locking myself on the final boss because I did not take the Thunder Hammer. I am excited that Space Marine 2 is actually a good game by all accounts. Soon I will join you brothers.

Take the actual warhammer, which is heavily OP and cleave through orcs. The difference it made in combat is just great

 

[Meat Target]

I'm only on the third mission where you have to go recover the techpriest from the crashed dropship, using jump packs.

Does enemy variety pick up any time soon? Buttonmashing through the same trash mobs over and over gets tedious. Maybe my ADHD is flaring up again.

 

[Humble Architect]

They should make a sister of battle rpg style game. It will atleast bring an attention to female factions and may damp the screeching of female marines

Or make something men wanna play

They should make a chaos space marine rpg style game. It will atleast bring an attention off the imperial factions and may damp the screeching of the retarded and disabled

Set it entirely in the Eye during the Legion Wars, then buy the rights to the Nemesis System from WB cause they need money, boom, instant success.

EC as the main baddies with the protag as a SoH trying to survive, the only way he’ll do so is building a warband.

I'm only on the third mission where you have to go recover the techpriest from the crashed dropship, using jump packs.

Does enemy variety pick up any time soon? Buttonmashing through the same trash mobs over and over gets tedious. Maybe my ADHD is flaring up again.

That’s it for the Tyranids.

 

[Meat Target]

Can you imagine a galaxy without Erebus?

 

[NerdShamer]

I'm only on the third mission where you have to go recover the techpriest from the crashed dropship, using jump packs.

Does enemy variety pick up any time soon? Buttonmashing through the same trash mobs over and over gets tedious. Maybe my ADHD is flaring up again.

Nope. I was genuinely expecting more from the space bugs, but what you've seen is nearly all of what you get...For now, at least. But I'm pretty sure that you'll hate the rest of the game with an attitude like this.

 

[Snekposter]

Can you imagine a galaxy without Erebus?

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That dude is a fucking cunt. There's a short story where he talks about growing up on Colchis. Everyone thought this Erebus kid was a great fellow, so he killed him and took his name before departing. And fuck you, he's not telling you his birth name. He also gloats about what a venomous scorpion he is because that's what Chaos does, and he's nothing if not devout.

 

[Dean Pentel]

I was hoping to be able to do the Operations missions by myself but you all are right about the AI companions being fucking useless on the two highest difficulty settings. I wonder if the developers will address that somehow in a future patch.

 

[Male Idiot]

Asm jetpack control is retarded.

Vanguard spooky boy on the other hand works more like old assault did. So far melee looks superior.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

They should make a sister of battle rpg style game. It will atleast bring an attention to female factions and may damp the screeching of female marines

Or itll embolden them.

Or make something men wanna play

I don’t see why in an almost male dominated hobby and interest we even have to appeal to women or these freaks trying to get their jollies off about women in the setting. It’s all gay subversion. If women want to play the setting they have a faction they love and it’s the Nids.

 

[Male Idiot]

Gaunts are like pitbulls but with roach legs...

 

[Humble Architect]

Can you imagine a galaxy without Erebus?

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His work is actually much more appreciated now, especially since he got a glow up in the mediocre HH finale. Our boy kills the “OC donut steel” group that John Grammaticus was running around, being the writer’s pet with. Erebus zeros them, described as “The Dark Apostle, The Hand of Fate” then he rallies the WB with a whistle and joins the final melee, kills Loken and as if they weren’t enough, he was one of the three candidates to become the Dark King, the other two? The Emperor and Horus.

Asm jetpack control is retarded.

Vanguard spooky boy on the other hand works more like old assault did. So far melee looks superior.

Vanguard is fun, his “elite hunter” sort of playstyle where you grapple to the enemy HQ is fun.

Or itll embolden them.


I don’t see why in an almost male dominated hobby and interest we even have to appeal to women or these freaks trying to get their jollies off about women in the setting. It’s all gay subversion. If women want to play the setting they have a faction they love and it’s the Nids.

GW’s wave of “new talent” has convinced the money hungry shekel hounds that they can make this niche game into the next GoT or SW, so long as it is pruned and cleaned up for mass-consumption.

It’s still niche despite the massive blow up because surface level 40k “Whoah this is sooooo intense” doesn’t translate to the big profits. Which is battle boxes, launch boxes, pricey HQs and standard space marine boxes. That’s the meat of the profits.

And they’re stubborn, by lord they’re stubborn. The GW jews are only now getting a new factory, after four years of the COVID-era empty store page.

 

[Meat Target]

kills Loken

Was wondering what happens to Garvey after his post-Isstvan confrontation with Horus.

Wow, not even Fulgrim is that much of a cocksucker, and he sucks on tranny cocks like Jolly Ranchers.

 

[Humble Architect]

Was wondering what happens to Garvey after his post-Isstvan confrontation with Horus.

Wow, not even Fulgrim is that much of a cocksucker, and he sucks on tranny cocks like Jolly Ranchers.

Yeah, Loken shows up to do nothing, he doesn’t go back with Dorn and the gang, talks to Abby, then gets jabbed.

Awful end to a character who should’ve stayed dead.

 

[Uzumaki Enjoyer]

Hot take but I don't think the first Space Marine game was all that good.

I enjoyed it for a few hours but it got stale real fast.

 

[Guntkvd]

Where I can download 10ed codexes? Not paying GW shit.

 

[StevieLasVegas]

They should make a sister of battle rpg style game. It will atleast bring an attention to female factions and may damp the screeching of female marines

Hell, surprise everyone and make the next Space Marine game a Sisters of Battle game. Have it start off hunting heretics that leads to them fighting some Emperor's Children. Can lead to Miriel Sabathiel making a cameo.

 

[Humble Architect]

Hell, surprise everyone and make the next Space Marine game a Sisters of Battle game. Have it start off hunting heretics that leads to them fighting some Emperor's Children. Can lead to Miriel Sabathiel making a cameo.

Sisters of Battle spiritual successor to Dead Space would be kino. Especially since both Dead Space successors failed spectacularly.

“We have such sights to show you.”

Make it seem like it’s gonna be a generic third person shooter then do a rug pull on the third mission (wink) and it becomes a horror game, where faith and fury will be the only thing that’ll get your character through the madness.

 

[Tri-Tachyon'sClown]

Make it seem like it’s gonna be a generic third person shooter then do a rug pull on the third mission (wink) and it becomes a horror game, where faith and fury will be the only thing that’ll get your character through the madness.

I have no faith (ba dum tsh) they'll ever make that nor do I have faith that it'll be executed well if they do. GW has a thing where they just license out their IP to anyone (except competent fans it seems) and just let them do whatever, leading to the large ratio of meh games to good games. It's a gamble that doesn't always pay off, when it does you'll have games like Space Marine, Mechanicus, DoW (not 3), Battlefleet Gothic Armada, Boltgun, and maybe Gladius. At least regarding 40k games, only Fantasy game I really know is TW Warhammer and uh...yeah that ain't Total War imo.

it's not rare for an Inquistor to be an fucking lunatic with no sense of self-preservation.

That a lot of Inquisitors. Sometimes it works out and you'll need a lunatic with no sense of self-preservation, and then you get people like Darkhammer (insert Soul of Cinder theme and a low pixel closeup of Darkhammer's face). Also I can't seem to find the original post you were replying to.

That dude is a fucking cunt. There's a short story where he talks about growing up on Colchis. Everyone thought this Erebus kid was a great fellow, so he killed him and took his name before departing. And fuck you, he's not telling you his birth name. He also gloats about what a venomous scorpion he is because that's what Chaos does, and he's nothing if not devout.

He does know how to look and be an absolute cunt down to a T. I like him as a character because of it, even though if I was in a room with him and had the opportunity to kill him you couldn't fucking stop me.

 

[PHILLIP BANKS]

I have a faggy pessimistic view and how the KF Warhammer thread is a miles better discourse then any

Warhammer 40k discourse on twitter and reddit sucks so much that it can create a vacuum hole or put a Thai prostitute to shame, I have been using twitter (idk why) and people over there don't give two shit about the franchise, if you go and say anything against them they are quick to label you as a tourist and ask you to "show minis" and show theirs which are brought from Reddit or Facebook.

One side is the leftists who champion all the usual crap which turning society into an insufferable golem, saying that they love Warhammer but barely post about it and branch on to speak shit about different franchises. I say they have be the most retarded oblivious people who will say "Imperium is fascist" and at the same breath celebrate the so called fascist Imperium validating their identity and the basis of it.

The other side is the dude bros, who call themselves chuds and they are pretty awful too....Their collective intelligence is lower then a monkey on meth. That's how retarded these people are, having the same ideology RNC conservatives have with an obsession to be anti racist and misogynistic as much as they can, not realising the same women and minorities they love will side with the same people they cry about. One would expect them to put lore, discuss 'Warhammer", and show their paint hobby but its quite rare as most of them are quite busy fighting a "cultural war".

Its filled with retards and grifters who are quite pathetic, many of them being in their mid 30s and acting like children while being parents. This leads to community managers being hired by the same aids infested pool of a community and make their products and services horrible also giving them pass to do major retcons in the name of "diversity" with redditors literally making paragraphs on how these changes makes sense which is ironical. The very over exposure to the IP is a mistake and just like every god damn franchise it will be diluted to the simplest due to ever lowering standards and intelligence of humans as a whole. I hope its a phase and the corpo fags after they crash and burn can give up on being utter rodents and let the creative people take charge but even that can be monkey's paw wish like Trench crusade.

 

[Tri-Tachyon'sClown]

Warhammer 40k discourse on twitter and reddit sucks

Could've stopped right there, glad you didn't though because:

so much that it can create a vacuum hole or put a Thai prostitute to shame

is hilarious.

One side is the leftists who champion all the usual crap which turning society into an insufferable golem, saying that they love Warhammer but barely post about it and branch on to speak shit about different franchises. I say they have be the most retarded oblivious people who will say "Imperium is fascist" and at the same breath celebrate the so called fascist Imperium validating their identity and the basis of it.

They screech loudly about being a fan and question anyone who thinks differently because that's what commies do, pretend their apart of the club to subvert said club before anyone can realize that they are the ones that came in to fuck things up, they are the tourists lashing out in order to hide their newfaggotry. They only want the IP and whatever platform they can successfully infest to be their soapbox and echo chamber.

Its filled with retards and grifters who are quite pathetic, many of them being in their mid 30s and acting like children while being parents.

More like living with their parents. I would have no problem with that if they were supporting their parents as "moving out when you 18 or else you're a neet" is bullshit, especially in this economy. But you know damn well they're in fact neets screeching about "muh culture war." I can understand being upset that tourists are fucking up your hobby and you can't seem to escape from it and instead lash out but there are better ways surely. Everyone and everything feels dishonest on every level because they're all trying to gain something from it, instead of just enjoy the hobby where they can. Humans mentally are tribal creatures and never left that mindset, we were never meant to interact with each other on such a large scale unless everyone is on the same page, even the slightly difference can bring war, or rather flamewar in this case.

This leads to community managers being hired by the same aids infested pool of a community and make their products and services horrible also giving them pass to do major retcons in the name of "diversity" with redditors literally making paragraphs on how these changes makes sense which is ironical.

Rare is the community manager that isn't a worthless cunt. Seriously they're up there with HR in how worthless and detrimental they are to everything they touch. It's like a factory churns these creatures out in unchecked numbers. I dread the day something niche I like becomes popular because I know damn well people are adverse to gatekeeping until it's too late.

Trench crusade.

I like how I was hearing it non-stop for a while but as soon as the political grifters caught wind of it they went after it. The leftists saw it as a refuge for supposed "chuds" and wanted to destroy it, the "rightists" either proved the leftist right or saw that TC already had some association to left wing ideologs (even though it was just the people they were working under, or their dicksword? I dunno) and went after it as well or just stopped talking about it. Now I haven't heard about it in a while save for the low view count video in my recommended feed. The art for it I find to be the sickest shit I've seen in years so I have a bunch of it in a folder.