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He painted a bunch of space marines as fag flags, and called them "the gatecrashers chapter" or whatever the fuck.
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To continue this, IIRC the faggots at White Dwarf even featured this gay shit in the magazine apparently. Because of course they did. It's also shoved into every 40k facebook or subreddit they can every time he makes a new one.

As mentioned, it's literally culture warrior propaganda. Guy doesn't even play the hobby at all, he spent $50 on a box or two of Primaris Marines and got years of trolling out of them. His hobby isn't 40k, it's the culture war.

Of course if you did something similar, bought a box of Intercessors or something and lovingly painted them one at a time to an absurd standard, each marine a "Marines of the Brother Wars" or something based on WW2 Axis powers and other such shit, they would lose their fucking minds.

For context, the dread comment was not a Politisperg le based manifasto, but "I want to make fun action games without political messages." . And Journos took that personally.
You aren't allowed to undo progress, because that wouldn't be progress. There will always be Female Custodes. The Little Mermaid will always be an ugly sheboon. And Vidya game women will always be trannies. Because they "fixed" them. You're welcome, incel chuds!
 
I find it disappointing that there's very few official armor permutations for the Space Marines given the extensive autism behind the lore of each chapter. I mean era specific stuff. Since the Primaris Marines are different than the ones that served during the horus heresy.

Its largely just a recoloring of the same handful of units outside of a few OCDONUTSTEEL badasses like psykers that are relevant to the lore with the alternate helmet they have. You'd think that the chapters more focused on fighting specific factions like Chaos would have iterated upon their chapter's armor to adapt to the threats they specialize in fighting.

Meanwhile Halo 3 had at least 7 for its Spartans and even more for Halo Reach that all had a simple flavor text paragraph quickly explaining where it was developed and what problem or role each armor piece was made to help with. At least there's always making custom miniatures.
You're talking about a setting where a guy who found an STC for a combat knife was awarded his own planet, because the imperium literally can't do anything in terms of technological progress without it being considered techno heresy. They can't iterate on anything, technological stagnation is an understatement. The only reason the tech upgrades for primaris even happened was due to a massive retcon regarding Cawl inventing a bunch of shit 10,000 years prior to the current time in the setting just after the heresy ended.
 
To continue this, IIRC the faggots at White Dwarf even featured this gay shit in the magazine apparently. Because of course they did. It's also shoved into every 40k facebook or subreddit they can every time he makes a new one.

There was also GW featuring an absolutely ugly Kill Team to feature the new faction all because they’re a woman (looks like an average lesbian dyke)

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The long you look the worse it gets.
 
I find it disappointing that there's very few official armor permutations for the Space Marines given the extensive autism behind the lore of each chapter. I mean era specific stuff. Since the Primaris Marines are different than the ones that served during the horus heresy.

Its largely just a recoloring of the same handful of units outside of a few OCDONUTSTEEL badasses like psykers that are relevant to the lore with the alternate helmet they have. You'd think that the chapters more focused on fighting specific factions like Chaos would have iterated upon their chapter's armor to adapt to the threats they specialize in fighting.

Meanwhile Halo 3 had at least 7 for its Spartans and even more for Halo Reach that all had a simple flavor text paragraph quickly explaining where it was developed and what problem or role each armor piece was made to help with. At least there's always making custom miniatures.
Well, it gets odd, and now I'm going to autism at you for a bit. Sorry if this is old news.

There are the various Marks/Makes of the armor, showing generational changes and changes for specific problem/roles. 1 through 8, or Thunder, Crusade, Iron, Maxiumus, Heresy, Corvus, Aquila, and Errant, each showing, generally, a generational evolution of the armor, at least until 7 and maybe 8 when the static nature of the setting hits hard.

Thunder armor was more for the Thunder Warriors, the proto-Space Marines that the Emperor would prefer you not ask about. (Once they were no longer useful to him, and he had created less powerful but controllable replacements, he betrayed and killed them all.) I don't think any Space Marines used it.

Crusade and Iron armor were mostly Horus Hersey armors, and are old relics by 40k's or even HH's timeframe, but are often used by certain chapters or Chaos Space Marines. They're big chunky boys, very distinct and cool looking. Crusade Mark 2 was designed for general use, being basically a heavily armored space suit, IIRC Iron Mark 3 was more for ship to ship boarding actions and was thicker but significantly harder to move in.

Maximus, Mark 4, armor kinda looked like modern 40k armor, and is the "old" style of "modern" armor. There were a lot of variants of it, or at least the helms (as that's easier to put on a spare sprue), mostly for muh special snowflake chapters.
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Heresey, Mark 5, armor was the one with dots on the legs/shoulderpads, and was meant to be kitbashed in universe; scrap armor put together -- the dots on the legs/arms/whatever are literally spaceship sized rivets that they're using to hold together the armor after repairs. As the war went on they were literally taking bits of armor off dead dudes and using Ork engineering to keep it going. In theory it's supposed to be cracked, torn apart, with pieces of the equivalent of futuretech sheet metal bolted down under those dots, but, that would have been a bit much to model at the time, so...

Corvus (Mark 6) is the infamous "Beaky" armor and used to be more commonly seen in 40k, especially early 40k, but with NuHH's launch they decided to make it the semi-official HH Armor to contrast with Primaris. It was meant to replace Mark 4 armor, at least temporarily, but due to fuckery of the Alpha Legion and Horus, the only ones that really used it were the Raven Guard, and no one remembers them.

Aquila, Mark 7, armor was developed during the Heresey and shipped out to the loyalists literally as Mars fell to the invaders. It's the one with a huge chest eagle. It's technically a variant of Beaky armor, and is "40k loyalist space marine" armor.

Errant armor, Mark 8, is mostly a Deathwatch thing, since it was just getting rolled out in the 40k era when the timeline froze and Deathwatch get all the fun toys, it's the one with an armored collar. Oh, the Minotaurs, too, cause in lore they're being given embezzled shit as they're role as the High Lords of Terra's little enforcer pricks. More often than not you'll see a Mark 8 chest piece used for a HQ unit's armor to make them stand out, which is useful cause they require special helmets, normal helmets won't fit.

So, basically, Crusade armor is the generic stuff, Iron armor was created to be tougher but was less mobile, Maximus Armor was replacing all previous armors (with plans on replacing THAT with Terminator armor for every single marine eventually), Hersey Armor was them desperately fixing Maximus Armor with literally anything they could find, Corvus Armor was to be a holdover until they could do a full refit, Aquila armor was them desperately making a better armor to fight off the Horus Hersey, and Errant is the newer stuff (cause there's a flaw in Aquila armor that will cause bullets to bounce up into your neck) that didn't get created much cause everything's been static for 10,000 years now in setting.

They skipped Mark 9 -- no doubt for an "in case of needing something cool to unveil, break glass" -- reason, and Mark 10 is the generic Primaris armors, with that itself getting sub-variants.

Back in the day you'd see a lot of mix and mash, and it really added to the setting's feel. So you'd have a Aquilla chestpiece with some MK5 legs, maybe MK4 arms. But that's a huge pain in the ass to model, and it gets in the way of doing portfolio pieces like Primaris Lieutenants in a Dynamic Pose for the 3d Modelers that go to work for GW, get some resume experience, and leave. So they kinda stopped that.

In setting it'd make sense that some Forge Worlds would have regional variations of armor, but canonically, the Emperor made damned sure they all shared the same STL files, so they all were making it pretty much to spec. This was before the HH, which also caused the Forge Worlds to go all civil war, "burn down the library cause where we're going we won't need science" on everyone, so they were more willing to actually innovate and work on shit, more willing to share the armor designs.

It helped that I'm pretty sure Big E would have killed the shit out of any AdMech leader that tried to tell him "no, this is a sacred armor design, we can't share it with the other forge worlds or marine chapters for mass production, that would piss off the data spirits." He was a militant Athiest and didn't believe in the Omnisiah bullshit, but he didn't have time to stamp that stuff out fully before things the fan, and, whoops. 10,000 years later and the science guys are literally a cargo cult.

You did see something similar with the bolters -- Bolters were one of ~3 variants depending on age, with very minor changes (one variant has a sub-variant with a drum mag, for example), with a 4th variant (Forge World's own, created I'm sure cause of some stupid IP rights fuckery reason), the Tigrus bolter, being a regional version that caught on, apparently.
 
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I find it disappointing that there's very few official armor permutations for the Space Marines given the extensive autism behind the lore of each chapter. I mean era specific stuff. Since the Primaris Marines are different than the ones that served during the horus heresy.

Its largely just a recoloring of the same handful of units outside of a few OCDONUTSTEEL badasses like psykers that are relevant to the lore with the alternate helmet they have. You'd think that the chapters more focused on fighting specific factions like Chaos would have iterated upon their chapter's armor to adapt to the threats they specialize in fighting.

Meanwhile Halo 3 had at least 7 for its Spartans and even more for Halo Reach that all had a simple flavor text paragraph quickly explaining where it was developed and what problem or role each armor piece was made to help with. At least there's always making custom miniatures.
I prefer the uniformity. Spartans became weird power rangers with all their retarded donut steel outfits.

It also makes sense from a lore perspective. There are probably still 100k space Marines at least in the Imperium. They have to go to hundreds of systems. The forge worlds have to have standardized spec armor patterns for them.
 
I hate gay ass primaris one mark of armor for everything. No individuality, not variety, only goofy downgrade Mark 4 helmet.
 
I hate gay ass primaris one mark of armor for everything. No individuality, not variety, only goofy downgrade Mark 4 helmet.
Technically X comes in several sub-patterns: Tacticus (normal), Gravis (Not-Terminator NOT IRON MAN ORIGINAL CHARACTER DONOTSTEEL), Omnis (Jumppack), Phobos (Scout), with, in theory, all the parts being swappable between each other. So you could, for example, have a Primaris wearing Tacticus with a Gravis chestpiece.

But they won't do that, because that would require more work all around, and fuck your immersion. It's far easier for them to do 1 (4) base 3d models, rig them so they can be posed, and occasionally add extra grubbins like pouches and the like, than make individual 3d models for each piece of armor so they can mix and match.

I heard somewhere that new CEO or something similar at the time (IIRC, the same one that killed WFB) didn't like the hodgepodge nature of 40k Imperium tech and preferred the marines to be pretty much uniform, or what have you.
 
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41% is not enough.

Only tangientially related to Warhammer and 40k, but Trench Crusade is starting its kickstarter, i know it was briefly discussed in this thread and its headed by a Mordheim designer. Im utterly curious if the drama will have an effect on its kickstarter reception
I know the faggy leftyspergs they had given control of their community over to, and the "no no no it's our community and ip and setting you can't have it you might enjoy it wrong" shit they pulled, well it certainly blunted my interest, but I have to admit the idea of getting in early and tossing sand in their hugbox is appealing.
 
>bulwark shields are impenetrable and you cant shoot at the legs or head either, even when exposed
>vanguard can reverse-roadhog you across the map and their hook destroys Heavy shields instantly
>assault niggers dont make as much noise as they should, so theyre basically silent until theyre on top of you
>invisible snipers with SMGs

Lord forgive our sins, I pray every day for a balance patch
 
But they do that anyway, so why would I care?
Exactly, you giving the game money to get in their discord doesn't accomplish anything.
Id refain from actually giving them money and just playing the game with your bros while silently kitbashing it, Look around for trove type deals or sometimes some faggot will throw up paid pdfs on something like SCRIBD and you can download it from there, the game is seemingly fun enough and setting is too cool for some faggots taking it over and playing internet janitor with their shreds of power. At the same time they kinda dont deserve that widespread success if they're still adamant on culture warring over le chuds. If they tone it down (lol no) then it might get back its mainstream power, but eventually there will be a breaking point to where even normies see they're kinda faggy
 
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Well, the thing is, the Trench Crusade guys themselves, upon the bullshit with the Communist Tabletop mag that was running their discord... silently removed the link to that discord from the TC website and made a new one, disconnected from them. No idea who runs what now, but at least on some level they did say "er, no" to the mass banning bullshit they pulled. And I haven't been banned from the new TC discord as of yet, so... Maybe they learned?
 
I sincerely hope that they improve the ally AI in SM2, they are way too passive. Having just one bot in your team can easily throw your game since they tend to stick to squad leader rather than actively getting pressure off you.
Had one game where I played as a sniper, the other guy as bulwark and assault bot. Most of the time that assault bot keeps hanging around me while I'm sniping from distance instead of helping the bulwark guy out. Almost lost the game close to the end of operation.
 
I find it disappointing that there's very few official armor permutations for the Space Marines given the extensive autism behind the lore of each chapter. I mean era specific stuff. Since the Primaris Marines are different than the ones that served during the horus heresy.

Its largely just a recoloring of the same handful of units outside of a few OCDONUTSTEEL badasses like psykers that are relevant to the lore with the alternate helmet they have. You'd think that the chapters more focused on fighting specific factions like Chaos would have iterated upon their chapter's armor to adapt to the threats they specialize in fighting.

Meanwhile Halo 3 had at least 7 for its Spartans and even more for Halo Reach that all had a simple flavor text paragraph quickly explaining where it was developed and what problem or role each armor piece was made to help with. At least there's always making custom miniatures.
What part of “Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be relearned. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only war.” Is hard to understand?
 
What part of “Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be relearned. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only war.” Is hard to understand?
The fact that an Ork managed to pin down an entire platoon of guardsmen with an hail of automatic fire with his slingshot and bag of rocks with an infinity symbol crudely drawn on it
 
Well, the thing is, the Trench Crusade guys themselves, upon the bullshit with the Communist Tabletop mag that was running their discord... silently removed the link to that discord from the TC website and made a new one, disconnected from them. No idea who runs what now, but at least on some level they did say "er, no" to the mass banning bullshit they pulled. And I haven't been banned from the new TC discord as of yet, so... Maybe they learned?
They never disavowed or even disagreed with the actions of 28mag, they removed the link to prevent brigading since it was the most popular place to get the discord link (i couldn't tell you if they removed the discord link from the zine's official site too) locked down for a couple weeks, and just made a filter discord to host Trench Crusade with some pozzed mods and a barrage of they/thems

the rules even say that you shouldnt discourage people from discussing how faggotry would look like in-universe, they have the classic "no politics but if its the ones we agree with then you can be a faggot about them all you want"

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