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ToroidalBoat said:
another dystopianchimp vid:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=PPAHHQf4lasThe Emperor Doesn't Protect "You".

(tl;dw: Yet the Emperor protects.)
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I believe that this YouTuber was suppose to be a Pastor or a Priest in this life. This dude is able to give me Sermons on par with the franciscan friars. Every time I see a video pop up I play it in the background as I rage and yell nigger while playing Hell Let Loose.

Edit for typos. And Auto-correct believing Nigger is incorrect.
 
NoStepOnSnake said:
This dude is able to give me Sermons on par with the franciscan friars.
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And nice BGM, sounds '80s SF. Fitting as WH40K started in '80s.

And speaking of sermons, this one sounds especially sermon-ish:

"Slaanesh Doesn't Want You."

tl;dw: Following the Slaanesh way means endless "chasing the dragon", seeking ever more extreme thrills, and ever diminishing returns.
 
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So apparently they've had that site registered since 2024. The green sprue is just a re-colored(likely photoshop) EC Flawless Blades sprue
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The dreadnought leg just looks like an early drawing of a leviathan dreadnought leg, and of course they seem to have photoshopped a d18 rather than actually buy one but at least they seem to have gotten the facings right for it
 
I hope we get one of those cool cinematic trailers for HH 3.0, the Age of Darkness equivalent box is themed after Sallies and IW so either way, whichever primarch they choose to introduce to the normies, we’re gonna get some funny.

A giant of giants pitch-black Michael Clarke Duncan (God rest his soul) or an even more hateful madman with tubes in his head, it’s gonna be good shit. Autists vs blacks, tale as old as time.

There’s also a “saturine dreadnought” which I hope is just Boxnaught reborn, articulated and up to snuff.
 
Dollar Store Crack Whore said:
Andrej is one of my favorite characters, I am thinking.

Doing a narrative campaign with the boys, and for the Ork supaweapon we got BIG KRUMP
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It's not enough darker. that works the only other good faction. The Elvish space elves are gay, and the people who enjoy them are homosexuals.
ToroidalBoat said:
tl;dw: Following the Slaanesh way means endless "chasing the dragon", seeking ever more extreme thrills, and ever diminishing returns.
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Finally, I wore him a 40K YouTuber who is in a flaming homosexual.
 
MG-34 said:
His Champion is literally named "The Betrayer" and Khrone worshippers have been known to genocide unarmed civilians. Not sure how reddit thought Khrone had some kind of honor code.
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Don't forget that "Kharn" is derived from the Farsi word for "Betrayer" too, so he's a double-traitor.

But all that teamkilling aside he's just one swell guy to be around, that Kharn.
 
MG-34 said:
His Champion is literally named "The Betrayer" and Khrone worshippers have been known to genocide unarmed civilians. Not sure how reddit thought Khrone had some kind of honor code.
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I’ve always viewed the “code” as kill all you want, it feels like heaven when you’re doing it so go nuts. Just don’t ever dare offer a skull of the unworthy to Khorne, don’t pretend it was a worthy endeavour. Other than that, have fun playa, Blood for the Blood God, be cool enough and Khorne will give you a starter pokemon to choose from.
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MG-34 said:
It's always good to run into a fellow /tg/ afficionado.
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Kharn being the universally loved of the Chaos champions is so good. Literally all the others are either outright detested by people who don’t get the joke, are bad characters, are author’s pets or are genuinely love to hate villains. Kharn is the only one where everyone is like, “that’s the coolest thing ever.”

He has no warband, he doesn’t lead, he only has what’s on his person and he’ll fight for any warlord if the carnage is worth his time. Shroud of Night was a brilliant showing of him, doing a Doomguy-style prep and being more akin to a slasher-villian than a space marine. Those Alpha Legion guys shitting their pants at the sight of him was hilarious.
 
I tried some dumb shit last week with Commander Dante and a Baal Predator tank and my Tyranid opponent looked like he wanted to flip the table.

For what it is worth I still don't really know why I won.
 
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What was the dumb shit?
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Well, a hive tyrant and a crapload of termagants were coming at me and all I had in that spot was Dante and the rolling coffin, a detachment of reds were just a little too far away holding the flank and could not help. So I decided fuck it and went for a good old fashioned tank shock on the swarm and somehow that worked well enough to keep them distracted while Dante went in, hit every roll and bodied the hive tyrant who lost all of its rolls every time. Phew!

Then we did clean up on the swarmies. Vehicles still don't feel right in 10th edition.

Any of you have thoughts on the Hammerfall Bunker? I want one because it looks cool... but so far that is all I can find appealing about it and don't think I would use it in gameplay.
 
Dammit Mandrake! said:
while Dante went in, hit every roll and bodied the hive tyrant who lost all of its rolls every time. Phew!
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Sounds like the Emperor really does protect. No accounting for how the dice fall, though, especially since I've heard stuff about an Emperor's Champion who had the dice fail him and get bonked to death by a Fire Warrior. That fucker Tzeentch was probably involved with that though.
 
Dammit Mandrake! said:
Any of you have thoughts on the Hammerfall Bunker? I want one because it looks cool... but so far that is all I can find appealing about it and don't think I would use it in gameplay.
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It's like a land raider that can't move(and 2 less wounds), doesn't have lascannons or any equivalent, can't transport or allow dudes to jump in and shoot, can get a free 2nd overwatch but the only guns worth using it on are the 2d6 flamer shots and the superfrag missile, it can't control an objective, and it can provide cover like a terrain piece... which is already super easy to get anyway.

Now if you want it because you think it's a cool terrain piece... sure? Maybe setup some kind of mission where the opponent needs to get in it, hack the automated defenses, and then blow it up or something? But you could do that with basically anything else.
 
Dammit Mandrake! said:
Any of you have thoughts on the Hammerfall Bunker? I want one because it looks cool... but so far that is all I can find appealing about it and don't think I would use it in gameplay.
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Would go great with terrain set up with broken trenches and bunkers. Maybe scuff it up to look destroyed to add to the bleakness of the terrain
 
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