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Snekposter said:
Cain's womanizing is off the fucking charts. He's banging Inquisitor pussy on the regular, managed to fuck a Tech-Priest while somehow on the run from Orks as part of a refugee band in looted liberated buggies (said tech-priest was also IMO a Darkstalkers reference given she was named Felicia and had a single mechadendrite that just so happened to be installed at the base of her spine), and due to his status as a Hero of the Imperium whenever they're on a relatively decent world he takes advantage of all the sopping wet panties the daughters of the local nobility have.

Only thing that's given him the slightest pause was a Slaaneshi cultist that later became a daemon prince(ss) and even then he still has the odd nightmare about how horribly getting some action with her would end for him.
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Womanizing in 40k is always the funniest thing, it’s so anathema to the setting and always, always has a catch that brings it back to the rooted weirdness of the setting.

Like based boy Xantine who took a chainsaw to the “EC don’t have sex” cope.

The World Eaters apparently treat prize cultists like prize show animals and make them mate, as described by a cultist after the EC plug hook him into the Matrix.

Septimus breaking the “do not cum” rule on Talos’s ship and being punished accordingly.

All the LIs of Rogue Trader have the “catch” too, with mutation and duty, inquisitiorial duty and corruption, greedy BPD hoe problems, moody goth identity issues, autism, actual torture rapist problems and blacc cop drama.
 
Humble Architect said:
Womanizing in 40k is always the funniest thing, it’s so anathema to the setting and always, always has a catch that brings it back to the rooted weirdness of the setting.

Like based boy Xantine who took a chainsaw to the “EC don’t have sex” cope.

The World Eaters apparently treat prize cultists like prize show animals and make them mate, as described by a cultist after the EC plug hook him into the Matrix.

Septimus breaking the “do not cum” rule on Talos’s ship and being punished accordingly.

All the LIs of Rogue Trader have the “catch” too, with mutation and duty, inquisitiorial duty and corruption, greedy BPD hoe problems, moody goth identity issues, autism, actual torture rapist problems and blacc cop drama.
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Im always reminded of a scene I was told about where an EC marine has a pack of dogs chained to his groin and he lets them loose on some woman.

Theres a reddit post in the 40k lore sub asking about sisters and sex. Basically yes they can have sex and relationships, its just really hard to find time with their duties and movement.

Marines lack the appendages to have sex limiting sex being mentioned in the universe. But writers find a way.
 
God of Nothing said:
this is a crime
the imperium is losing millions of mothers to some retarded writer's battle nun fetish
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Oh, that reminds me. IIRC a SoB is one of the one group of women Cain never got to bang, and yet while serving at the Scholam Progenium it was the Administratum flunky in charge of it all who got to bang the retired SoB headmistress responsible for training the acolytes. Cain was definitely a bit surprised and a little bit jealous after he caught the dude at a bad time and decided to hang around afterwards to see who snuck out.

Does it count as a MILF if she never had kids before she hit menopause?
 
Snekposter said:
Oh, that reminds me. IIRC a SoB is one of the one group of women Cain never got to bang, and yet while serving at the Scholam Progenium it was the Administratum flunky in charge of it all who got to bang the retired SoB headmistress responsible for training the acolytes. Cain was definitely a bit surprised and a little bit jealous after he caught the dude at a bad time and decided to hang around afterwards to see who snuck out.

Does it count as a MILF if she never had kids before she hit menopause?
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no
those women should be mothers, dammit
 
An Old Salt said:
While I'm not happy about it, I assume that if tzeentch can give you a new arm, then slanesh can give you a dick.
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Let us not forget the Space Wolves, who being a bunch of SPACE VIKINGS would never dare emasculate themselves like they might have done in their past lives to a particularly craven or weak thrall, not even for the glory of the Allfather.
God of Nothing said:
no
those women should be mothers, dammit
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Sorry, they were married to the Emperor, so if anyone is neglecting their responsibilities its him.
 
Mr Clark said:
Marines lack the appendages to have sex limiting sex being mentioned in the universe. But writers find a way.
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I don't think it's that they lack the appendages, more that the hypno-conditioning and geneseed implantation process shuts down their sex drive because it serves no useful purpose for the Emperor.
 
Broadside said:
So if GW now think the Imperium is decidedly le evil faction, does that mean we'll get them doing some kino grimdark stuff in the lore now going forward?
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i mean, there was that one paragraph about how the admech rounds up tau civilians who havent been able to flee the planet, forces them to march in giant columns into a giant thermal plants along roads scattered with the bones of those tau who died along the way or rebelled, stuns them with electricity on conveyors that tip them over the edge into the lava, the admech claim they are simply adding more fuel to the thermal plant.

it does have possible the single most kino sentence ever committed to a bolter porn page though

". Cross the sovereign territory of Mankind at your peril. We have inhumanity to spare."
 
Second Missing Primarch said:
I don't think it's that they lack the appendages, more that the hypno-conditioning and geneseed implantation process shuts down their sex drive because it serves no useful purpose for the Emperor.
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This, and potentially having an uncontrolled supersoldier or otherwise possibly enhanced human population could be an additional problem. No sex drive and the shit don't work? Less likely to have your army of uber-mensch constantly get involved in dumb drama as distractions from duty.
 
Michael Wade said:
I like them but so far they are more interesting for the lore they bring to the setting then actual characters or stories. The idea of other factions hiding within the umbrella of the imperium's protection and the fact they sold guns to the tau is cool.
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I hear the Tau think they've basically absorbed the Votann into their empire as vassals like they do to every other species they encounter, only they have no idea they only encountered a single small Votaan clan and they are openly laughing at the Tau when not selling them shiny toys to shoot at things with.

Mr Clark said:
I dont mind the aesthetic and dwarves belong in just about any setting with elves but they dont feel like a natural fit somehow
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It's the armor. It just doesn't quite work. It's like they thought "ok here's the Imperium, here's Space Marines,, we need to make them copyrightable... lets take them and add a bit of 'nasapunk'. Our friends working on Starfield say it's a thing!"

Also I preferred the "Drunk Biker Gang" vibe and miss that. Also, Female Dwarves are a fucking joke and shouldn't be included anywhere in fiction.
 
Second Missing Primarch said:
I don't think it's that they lack the appendages, more that the hypno-conditioning and geneseed implantation process shuts down their sex drive because it serves no useful purpose for the Emperor.
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This:
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Salt_Merchant said:
i mean, there was that one paragraph about how the admech rounds up tau civilians who havent been able to flee the planet, forces them to march in giant columns into a giant thermal plants along roads scattered with the bones of those tau who died along the way or rebelled, stuns them with electricity on conveyors that tip them over the edge into the lava, the admech claim they are simply adding more fuel to the thermal plant.
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A fair death for commie lovers.

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I hear the Tau think they've basically absorbed the Votann into their empire as vassals like they do to every other species they encounter, only they have no idea they only encountered a single small Votaan clan and they are openly laughing at the Tau when not selling them shiny toys to shoot at things with.
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At least it gave some justification as to why these weaboos got so much tech in mere millennia.

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Also I preferred the "Drunk Biker Gang" vibe and miss that. Also, Female Dwarves are a fucking joke and shouldn't be included anywhere in fiction.
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No such thing as female dwarves, not without beards at least, and they shouldn't be anywhere near war, but that must be part of the grilpower fad.
 
As someone who has no marines, got a question about the upgrade sprues.

They appear to be bling and shoulder pads. Are the shoulder pads the sculpted version of transfers? So instead of sliding a transfer on, you paint the design instead?

If so its pricey yet alluring to cover your marines in all that drip.
 
Mr Clark said:
They appear to be bling and shoulder pads. Are the shoulder pads the sculpted version of transfers? So instead of sliding a transfer on, you paint the design instead?

If so its pricey yet alluring to cover your marines in all that drip.
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Can only speak to the new dark angels one, but it gives you a plasma weapon options for terminators, the shoulder bits you mentioned for every type of armor pattern, some hooded head options, power swords, watchers in the dark, and bike and tank bling too.

Honestly would be great at a $10 price point, but being $35 is just laughable.
 
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