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gaysexenjoyer said:
How am I supposed to make the yellow/black stripes on Iron Warriors consistent and straight
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Asking for a friend haha
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Paint the whole area black first. Then outline the parts that will be yellow so you know where the yellow strips should end. Fill in the strip and then gently add more black to clear up any excess.

It is the same principle I've seen for eyes. Paint the eye black then white so you know where the edge of the eye is and avoid extending the sclera to the rest of the face.
 
Oh would you look at that. The company he bought literal garbage from a few weeks back and promoted in a video, and apparently sold out of their trash boxes, decided to send him a bunch of free shit. Who could have ever imagined. And what did they send him?
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Mostly it's just him pulling shit out of boxes and giggling like a retard for 9 minutes.
 
Sweeter and Savoury said:
The new Dark Panzies models have way too much armor on.

I know GW wants the family friendly look but the DE go into battle practically naked cuz 1. They're immortal so dying is at most annoying and 2. they rate speed and maneuverablity over protection by far.
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You’re thinking of Wyches and Homuncules covens. Kabalites have always worn about as much armor as their craftworld cousins. It’s what gives them their niche in the army: Kabalite Warriors have a decent armor save, Wyches have a good close combat invul, and Wracks have a FNP.
 
Rimanah said:
You’re thinking of Wyches and Homuncules covens. Kabalites have always worn about as much armor as their craftworld cousins. It’s what gives them their niche in the army: Kabalite Warriors have a decent armor save, Wyches have an invul, and Wracks have a FNP.
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ah your right.

I haven't played the DE for such a long time so I remember lots of boobs and flesh. Which I liked. Nothing like a evil seductress ripping out peoples souls for shits and giggles to get my interest.
 
p1138 said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bo1yJbDMGfwOh would you look at that. The company he bought literal garbage from a few weeks back and promoted in a video, and apparently sold out of their trash boxes, decided to send him a bunch of free shit. Who could have ever imagined. And what did they send him?
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Mostly it's just him pulling shit out of boxes and giggling like a retard for 9 minutes.
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Holy FUCK this nigga cant even hold a knoife without looking like a flaming homosexual. How did this guy manage to not only knock up a chick but get another girl to sleep with him? He's genuinely the gayest motherfucker in the warhammer sphere. You could show me a picture of that aussie guy getting railed by a massive bear and a picture of this guy and Id struggle to tell who was more gay.
 
So I was curious about something. Those Galactic Armory guys were looking for pity because the evil GW sued them, have a patreon. Ok they don't have 40k stuff on it currently but there was something interesting I saw in some archived posts.
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So they assumed whatever law firm contacted them wasn't actually GW back in December last year and tried to fight it
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And they were absolutely sure it wasn't GW and they believed they won! Between then and July they kept selling helmets but back in March there was a post that wasn't helmets...
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Well gee, that looks an awful lot like a model possibly ripped from space marine 2(like some of the helmets probably also were) planted on a base that someone could easily scale to a 40mm diameter size. That's definitely not a helmet or just a bust.

So basically they got called out by GW, initially "won" then got incredibly ballsy before GW came back with a much bigger "knock that shit off" notice months later after they not only continued but ramped up their their infringement to be a step closer than previous selling GW branded shit that had nothing to do with cosplay props. There's a reason you won't find "angron" coming up in etsy searches, or obvious tyranid proxies getting labeled as anything but "space bugs" on the STL websites. I knew these guys were dumb, but damn.
 
p1138 said:
So I was curious about something. Those Galactic Armory guys were looking for pity because the evil GW sued them, have a patreon. Ok they don't have 40k stuff on it currently but there was something interesting I saw in some archived posts.
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So they assumed whatever law firm contacted them wasn't actually GW back in December last year and tried to fight it
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And they were absolutely sure it wasn't GW and they believed they won! Between then and July they kept selling helmets but back in March there was a post that wasn't helmets...
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Well gee, that looks an awful lot like a model possibly ripped from space marine 2(like some of the helmets probably also were) planted on a base that someone could easily scale to a 40mm diameter size. That's definitely not a helmet or just a bust.

So basically they got called out by GW, initially "won" then got incredibly ballsy before GW came back with a much bigger "knock that shit off" notice months later after they not only continued but ramped up their their infringement to be a step closer than previous selling GW branded shit that had nothing to do with cosplay props. There's a reason you won't find "angron" coming up in etsy searches, or obvious tyranid proxies getting labeled as anything but "space bugs" on the STL websites. I knew these guys were dumb, but damn.
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There still backups of the files somewhere?
 
So Rainstorm Daemons finally get their PDF and options are lacking. Why must we suffer? On the plus side the bases sizes have now been included with the army list.
 
gaysexenjoyer said:
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“Shit son, you gotta meet a nice girl and get me and your mother some grandkids, why when I was your age, me and your mother were non-sexually dating, on a battlefield no less.”

“You were in the guard? Pa I didn’t know that.”

“Son, don’t be stupid. You know full-well I was and am a proud member of the Administratum. I counted shell and ammo usage.”

“So why do I have to join the guard?”

“Well boy, me and your mother agreed to send any girls we had to her Sisterhood. Unfortunately you and your nine brothers are just that, boys. So this is the middle ground, plus you can hang with your mom. You need to fight and die to sustain the quality of life I enjoy.”
 
Mortarian is such a loser.

-The Emperor finishes his foster father, seethes about it for 10,000 years

-"Hates tyrants" but does nothing to free the people and only commits heinous war crimes

-Also still takes orders like a good dog instead of doing his own thing like the White Scars

-Throws a temper tantrum about the Librarius so big the Emperor has to hold a big council about it (not even Russ whined this much)

-Despite getting what he wanted he still turns against the emperor

-Gets rejected by Garro, seethes about it for 10,000 years

-Realizes his side is warp infested, does nothing about it but whining to Jaghatai

-Gets rejected by Jaghatai and fights him to a draw, seethes about it even though he once said "we were made for different fights"

-Starts getting into warp juju himself and becomes addicted to it like it's meth

-Typhon commits multiple acts of insubordination, but he does absolutely nothing about it

-Still trusts Typhon after this and gets sent to Nurgle's outhouse

-Gives in to Nurgle instead of taking his eternal punishment like a real man

-Becomes a disgusting bloated moth, can't seethe about it because he's now a slave

-Gets a rematch with Jaghatai, still can't win because he can't stop seething

-Gets banished by Garro so hard he's never seen again until 10,000 years later

-Still can't control Typhon (now Typhus) by the way

-Seethes about Gulliman for 10,000 years for some reason

-Ignores Abbadon's plans and heads to ultramar where he loses so hard that Nurgle focuses his near omnipotent attention solely just to spank him

-Has never had a clean win against another primarch, has won no major wars by himself, and has never had any redeeming qualities pre nor post-heresy

-Really ugly

And all he can say is "I will endure."
Humble Architect said:
Apparently they can get married and faith is good to have, they’re fit and honor oaths, all very desirable qualities.

So yes, I would help refill the Imperial Guard.
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Sorry guardsmen that's what those Pink and Black marines over there are for. Weird chapter, I wonder where they are from?
 
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What do you mean, fired?
They raped him to death.
They raped him to death?
There are very few places on this side of the Great Rift I decline to visit, but the worlds frequented by Emperor’s Children on the west side of Cadia are one.
They raped him to death?!
 
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