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I am mostly a secondary and play the occasional Warhammer video game/ mod of another game cause I like some of setting.

I did have a friend who played table top and tried to get me to play. Motherfucker played Tau and all I could think was these are the lamest faggots. Every other faction is either edgy or retarded (in a good way) or just perfect (Orkz). The Tau would only be cool if it turned out they aborted the ones with a soul or some shit. They are just so fucking boring.
 
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They truly can't help themselves. As always xenos stay winning, I'd want to purge all mon'keigh as well if they all looked like that.
First the George Floyd tech priest, and now this. GW has convinced me. We need more Black representation in 40k. I will fully embrace this and will paint proxy guard army accordingly.

So, what percentage of my penal legion should I paint this way?
 
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They truly can't help themselves. As always xenos stay winning, I'd want to purge all mon'keigh as well if they all looked like that.
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The Aryanldari must purge the monkeys.

Wtf now I want to make craftworld Hyperborea.
 
Exactly.

But honestly the big fucking problem IS the change to the lore. They fundamentally changed the whole vibe of 40k, it's not grimdark anymore because primarchs are returning like gay fucking marvel superheroes and leading hundreds of thousands of new super space marines.

It was a smart business decision because the lighter setting will definitely appeal to more people but that doesn't mean old cunts like me can't be mati over it. It's gay.
The main issue to the setting is that there's no mystery left. The Imperium and its tech were also updated to not be cartoonishly retarded.
 
My Dark Heresy group fell apart from life stuff and all of us being busy. That’s okay my Tanith scout was torn apart by Death Guard marines while trying to perform a Mkoll so the rest of the group could escape to safety on our last game
 
Oh noes! PRIMARCHS AND PRIMARIS! MUH GRIMDARK! MUH HOPELESS GALAXY! EVERYTHING IS BEING FIXED AND MADE BETTER!

Too bad nothing has actually happened, nothing is better, and everything is still going to shit. Good thing Mr Guilliman with his magic primarch aura can just make people do his will and the Lion is out here cracking heads when anyone says no. Oh wait, they haven't fucking done anything. The Imperium still doesn't listen and the Lion might as well go back to sleep for all he's done.

Cool, Cawl and Guilliman made super duper space marines. Fat lot of good they've done. Chaos is still going. Orkz are still waaghing. Nids are eating. The Necrons are crabby. The knife ears still exist as well as the other myriad xenos races. There's still even humans out there who AREN'T part of the Imperium or have even LEFT.

But yeah man. It's really gay how hopeful things have gotten. I also can't believe how dumbed down the setting is. Can you believe the Rubicon surgery simplified the space marine process and that retarded tech like Titans don't exist anymore? All to appeal to casuals smh my head.

Anyway what's your opinion on Arrrrrrrrrrrrrch?
 
Oh noes! PRIMARCHS AND PRIMARIS! MUH GRIMDARK! MUH HOPELESS GALAXY! EVERYTHING IS BEING FIXED AND MADE BETTER!
I can't tell if you're mocking just thing thread, or the wider internet 40k discourse.

If the latter, you forgot to add about Trench Crusade is totally going to kill GW any day now.

Cool, Cawl and Guilliman made super duper space marines. Fat lot of good they've done. Chaos is still going.
Heard an interesting theory about that for 11th. It came from some no name YouTuber and a Vtuber at that so take it with a grain of salt. Supposedly "primaris" is being dropped from unit cards. The distinction between first born and primaris will be erased outside of a thing that happened in lore. Everything, first born and primaris, will be just "space marines".

If true, I doubt it'll stop the complaining on the internet, but I can believe it as the scale crossover is nearly complete.
 
Heard an interesting theory about that for 11th. It came from some no name YouTuber and a Vtuber at that so take it with a grain of salt. Supposedly "primaris" is being dropped from unit cards. The distinction between first born and primaris will be erased outside of a thing that happened in lore. Everything, first born and primaris, will be just "space marines".

If true, I doubt it'll stop the complaining on the internet, but I can believe it as the scale crossover is nearly complete.
That's pretty obvious it was going to happen some point after 9th. Once they're done with the old models, there's no reason for them to be "primaris" they'll just be "space marines" and still have the newer armor, newer scale, organs in the lore, etc. and people will still bitch about it.

Anyway what's your opinion on Arrrrrrrrrrrrrch?
He's a faggot. Just had this short pop up and I clicked on it since it was just a short so only limited exposure to his rrrrrrrolled rrrrrrrs and fake accent.
Who is he even arguing with now? Some rando on reddit? Female space marines were never cannon, the models existed, didn't sell, didn't encourage women to go into stores to buy shit, and got discontinued as a result, the end. Then he complains about a couple of people on twitter posting that a sister of battle in boltgun 2 was making people reee about the game? That bullshit on twitter was months ago at this point, and he just posted this at the end of November. So I guess he needs to either bring up old bullshit or just yell at the fucking sky now about claims no one was making in some attempt to get views?

Also the scale creep from GW has apparently hit his forehead, as his hairline is on the retreat. Just shave the shit off already instead of desperately trying to comb it forward. It's gone, you're not going to be able to afford a trip to Turkey with the views your channels get these days(combined views from his 2 channels are half what his main channel was getting just a couple years ago, and it definitely isn't because youtube has shadowbanned him at the behest of GW or some other nonsense).
 
Arrrrre we shurrrrrre Arrrrrrrch isn't Sarrrrrgon's son? I don't have any other explanation why he's so smug and chuckles after every sentence. He's also the definition of a midwit.
 
I don't have any other explanation why he's so smug and chuckles after every sentence.
You know, I hadn't noticed how often he smuckles just like Sargon(possibly even more often) until you mentioned it.
 
He's a faggot. Just had this short pop up and I clicked on it since it was just a short so only limited exposure to his rrrrrrrolled rrrrrrrs and fake accent.
I tried to watch one of his lore videos but had to stop after 2 minutes. He emphasises his sentences in such a way, as if the thing he just said made everyone in the room laugh their ass.
Something that just came to my mind, if he is so unhappy with the current course of 40k, why not make videos about something like a old-styled DIY 40k army consisting of 3D prints or modified models from other toy companies? As a tourist who thinks about painting some models without wasting money on overpriced british toys and couldn't care less about the new lore, such videos would fit me just right. But sperging at the camera is easier so that he can get youtube shekels for no other reason than him having the same political takes as his viewers.
 
I tried to watch one of his lore videos but had to stop after 2 minutes. He emphasises his sentences in such a way, as if the thing he just said made everyone in the room laugh their ass.
Something that just came to my mind, if he is so unhappy with the current course of 40k, why not make videos about something like a old-styled DIY 40k army consisting of 3D prints or modified models from other toy companies? As a tourist who thinks about painting some models without wasting money on overpriced british toys and couldn't care less about the new lore, such videos would fit me just right. But sperging at the camera is easier so that he can get youtube shekels for no other reason than him having the same political takes as his viewers.
Because he's a secondary Andy, who haven't touched a model in his life. He never talked about shit rules, GW removing wargear options, monopose models, only about woke shit. He's one step above AZ or Quarterpounder, because he occasionally makes actual content.
 
Something that just came to my mind, if he is so unhappy with the current course of 40k, why not make videos about something like a old-styled DIY 40k army consisting of 3D prints or modified models from other toy companies?
He's never done anything hobby or gameplay related in the decade he's been at this shit. I mentioned it in another post, but most 40k channels(including ones he was calling out the other day for some reason) that aren't hobby channels have still posted or at least discuss some hobby related content on occasion.
But sperging at the camera is easier so that he can get youtube shekels for no other reason than him having the same political takes as his viewers.
You mean his dwindling viewers?

I'd be willing to bet he's an autist who got fixated on 40k ages ago, played some of the video games(that's how his channel got it's start... kind of, so he's not even a videogame channel) did some deep dives on the lore for WHFB and 40k, and that's about it. He then spent the last half decade complaining about GW, occasionally discussing british politics(he's not even british, he's norwegian or something and still lives there), doesn't even do more than glance at "newer"(so shit that's almost a decade old now) lore, and has been panicking about his channel dying since. The only legit complaint he has(and I'm honestly not entirely sure it's even true at this point) is that GW "forced" him to remove "Warhammer" from his channel name and now he's just Arch, and how that was going to screw him but he clearly still pops up on occasion even when people aren't looking for his videos.

I wouldn't call him a tourist, but he's definitely just a secondary who never engaged with the other 2/3 of the shit GW does, and doesn't even read lore at this point either while trying to run a lore channel.

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That's the oldest video still on his channel from March 2015. You can hear his norwegian accent, he doesn't RRRRRRRoll his RRRRRRRs ridiculously(you can still hear it around 1:45 when he's talking about the khemrrrian kingdoms but it's not as ridiculous as it is today), no smuckling, no bitching about politics(and politics were definitely an issue at the time thanks to gamergate, sarkeesian, etc.)

This is another video from January 2016, so not even a year later. You can hear he's trying to hide his accent better, has a slightly better mic but now he's stressing S sounds, still no smuckling, no ridiculous rolling of Rs, no politics, etc.

July 2019, now he's smuckling. Has his modern accent, still isn't rolling his Rs ridiculously, and it's toward the start of his bitching about politics, game devs, GW, etc. still a year or two before starting his archcast channel.
 
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First the George Floyd tech priest, and now this. GW has convinced me. We need more Black representation in 40k. I will fully embrace this and will paint proxy guard army accordingly.

So, what percentage of my penal legion should I paint this way?
So that's what the "black rage" is.
"Ayo dis chaos bastard talked mad shit about mah dad Sangi and how he isn't around"
 
Heard an interesting theory about that for 11th. It came from some no name YouTuber and a Vtuber at that so take it with a grain of salt. Supposedly "primaris" is being dropped from unit cards. The distinction between first born and primaris will be erased outside of a thing that happened in lore. Everything, first born and primaris, will be just "space marines".
I will maintain it just should’ve been a scaling issue rather than lore. No one would’ve bat an eye at GW saying “yeah these are the new Astartes models”. But they had to go full retard.
 
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