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The only thing stupider than goose-stepping around the store to celebrate a good roll is bitching about it on Twitter for SJW points.

I'm also just gonna point this out: 6 different gaming stores in his area and he's had problems at all of them? As the saying goes, if you ran into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you ran into assholes all day, you're the asshole.
I want to know where the fuck he's find "fascists" in fucking SWEDEN? If he was complaining that he was constantly running into Muslim immigrants out on recognizance after raping an entire household, including the pets, I could believe he was finding that in Sweden, but "fascists" in Swedish gaming stores?

He's got to be deranged, especially since I've since seen him claim "The Left called out Biden for saying 'Japanese boy!', but the Right never called out Trump for saying 'China virus!'" I genuinely hope anyone in his area is very intentionally gatekeeping him.
 
But this totally happened because the Nazi are everywhere.
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It really seems like the guy just has a huge hate boner for 40K especially and Warhammer in general.
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Also lol of course he was Swedish
A meme that has permeated all my tabletop gaming is that when I'm dominating my opponent (or being dominated in turn), I would make a loud whip-cracking noise and shout 'Yer name's TOBY!'

Of course, I would never do that in public.
 
At my store I got called the “CIA Nigga” cause for a local tournament I claimed to be debuting a Word Bearers army and a few of my opponents built counters to Possessed blobs. They were so sure, I had shown painted models, teased vehicles......... and naturally debuted an Alpha Legion army, with several disguised operatives in Word Bearer red. They called me a spook.
 
At my store I got called the “CIA Nigga” cause for a local tournament I claimed to be debuting a Word Bearers army and a few of my opponents built counters to Possessed blobs. They were so sure, I had shown painted models, teased vehicles......... and naturally debuted an Alpha Legion army, with several disguised operatives in Word Bearer red. They called me a spook.
That honestly sounds like an Alpha Legion plot; hint that Word Bearers are coming so the armies set up strategies to deter the zealous legionaries only to be shot at from afar by a Legion that sees faith as a tool for deception. How well did you do?
 
That honestly sounds like an Alpha Legion plot; hint that Word Bearers are coming so the armies set up strategies to deter the zealous legionaries only to be shot at from afar by a Legion that sees faith as a tool for deception. How well did you do?
I took them by complete surprise, no blobs. no summoning shenanigans all the shit that CSM are infamous for I didn’t do. Pure Marine focus, nice and fluffy. These guys had never played against the Sons of the Hydra and to my credit I did make to the finals. I was undone by the fucking Imperial Fists which I got a laugh out of.

I have used the tactic to this day, I’ve pretended to be Emperor’s Children, Iron Warriors and even Grey Knights. With this any CSM unit I paint is an Alpha Legion operative. Helps that the Alphas have an actual rivalry with the Word Bearers (the faction I first pulled this trick with) and it lets me paint whatever I want. I just leave a little AL transfer underneath the base.

Hydra Dominatus.
 
I took them by complete surprise, no blobs. no summoning shenanigans all the shit that CSM are infamous for I didn’t do. Pure Marine focus, nice and fluffy. These guys had never played against the Sons of the Hydra and to my credit I did make to the finals. I was undone by the fucking Imperial Fists which I got a laugh out of.
The irony doesn't escape me.
 
I took them by complete surprise, no blobs. no summoning shenanigans all the shit that CSM are infamous for I didn’t do. Pure Marine focus, nice and fluffy. These guys had never played against the Sons of the Hydra and to my credit I did make to the finals. I was undone by the fucking Imperial Fists which I got a laugh out of.

I have used the tactic to this day, I’ve pretended to be Emperor’s Children, Iron Warriors and even Grey Knights. With this any CSM unit I paint is an Alpha Legion operative. Helps that the Alphas have an actual rivalry with the Word Bearers (the faction I first pulled this trick with) and it lets me paint whatever I want. I just leave a little AL transfer underneath the base.

Hydra Dominatus.
I'd have fucking bought you drinks just out of sheer admiration. That's meta as hell and I love it.
 
I liked 1d4chan more for the “hobby” aspect. It was great for conversion tips, creation tables, obscure chapters and generally all the advice you need when making your own corner of the 41st Millennium.

Glad I made /my guys/ when the site still existed.

So long 1D4chan. (Here’s to You starts playing)
I'll miss pages like the one on Autek Mor aka Moonman
 
Coming back to 1d4chan and SJWs...

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They're trying to add Norn Queen Alexis to the recommended video channels list, but immediately after adding her they switched to SJW buzzword soup for her description and the edit war has been going on for a month or two now, off and on.

Only time I have ever seen her show up is various attempts at shoving wokeshit into 40k, but maybe I just haven't watched any of her videos. Of course "a LGBTQA+ (fucking hell just say gay) and Women friendly atmosphere" suggests the worst kind of psychotic dyke or troon, so...

Edit:

Not a troon. Clearly, she has something important to say, which is why she needs to show her tits off on her Twitter avatar. And every other picture of her on social meida. So, a twitch whore?

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Coming back to 1d4chan and SJWs...

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They're trying to add Norn Queen Alexis to the recommended video channels list, but immediately after adding her they switched to SJW buzzword soup for her description and the edit war has been going on for a month or two now, off and on.

Only time I have ever seen her show up is various attempts at shoving wokeshit into 40k, but maybe I just haven't watched any of her videos. Of course "a LGBTQA+ (fucking hell just say gay) and Women friendly atmosphere" suggests the worst kind of psychotic dyke or troon, so...

Edit:

Not a troon. Clearly, she has something important to say, which is why she needs to show her tits off on her Twitter avatar. And every other picture of her on social meida. So, a twitch whore?

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"Unboxing videos."
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2 whole dedicated days to showcase new primaris superheroes.

Nah, it'll be a day of "please accept these as female space marines" sisters, a day of "they aren't feral orks, cause our lawyers said we can't own that" beast Snaggas, a new mechanicus thing, and then yeah like probably a guy in ultra marine blue.
 
Coming back to 1d4chan and SJWs...

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They're trying to add Norn Queen Alexis to the recommended video channels list, but immediately after adding her they switched to SJW buzzword soup for her description and the edit war has been going on for a month or two now, off and on.

Only time I have ever seen her show up is various attempts at shoving wokeshit into 40k, but maybe I just haven't watched any of her videos. Of course "a LGBTQA+ (fucking hell just say gay) and Women friendly atmosphere" suggests the worst kind of psychotic dyke or troon, so...

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Not a troon. Clearly, she has something important to say, which is why she needs to show her tits off on her Twitter avatar. And every other picture of her on social meida. So, a twitch whore?

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100% troon. I wrote some pages back her history before she thankfully disappeared from the 40k podcast she was on. Like a good chunk of social media troons she tries to push drama for subs.
 
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