Was Chris' dry-up inevitable?

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Kosher Dill said:
I think everyone's more or less thought that ever since that leaked voicemail where Barb is like "COME HOME RIGHT NOW BEFORE I DIE". And you know, making him live in the same room as her in 14BC. Not too much of a leap to assume he's constantly restrained.
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The only thing Barb restrains Chris from is sleeping alone.
 
JULAY said:
I guess I see where you're coming from, but my point is that Chris *does* know what the internet is, and if he doesn't fear the wrath of Barb, he may just decide to hop back on to play his vidya, and then we all know what happens. Are we ever going to get back to a point where he's making an ass of himself on a daily basis? No, of course not. Will he have an internet presence again at some point? Yeah, I think so. Anyway, not worth arguing about to be sure. Suffice it to say that whether it's a public spectacle or not, he'll continue to fail at life and poop himself until he meets his demise.
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Ok, I gotta clarify what I mean by "internet." Sure, tons of commercial services use the internet. Chris uses email, for example. Facebook uses the internet, and Chris still uses facebook. Chris still does play tons of video games which use the internet. I'm not talking about those things. A post twice a year on services like those is interesting, but it won't indicate that Chris is back for a saga or anything like that.

I'm talking about the internet where the sharks swim. I'm talking about Chris posting youtube videos, making public posts and tangling with trolls. That's the internet shenanigans I care about. And that's dead, unless we get back into the picture.

A-Stump said:
I think you give too much credit to the 'inner circle'. Chris may have been brought through the wringer more than a few times, but consider this: He's a man with nothing. No true friends, no life prospects, not shit in an outhouse. I believe time will play a part in him coming back. Sooner or later Barb will die, he'll have nobody to talk to. Isolation makes you yearn for something more, and the Internet is amazing for that. With a whimper or with a bang, he's not done yet in my opinion.
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No, like, there aren't any people on the internet. No living people. So, there's no point for Chris to go online.

Like, it'd be me feeling extremely alone and going to the wax museum for company. I would be just as likely to talk to my cat for a day than go to the wax museum. Hell, it'd be cheaper and save me a trip across the city.

Alec Benson Leary said:
The only thing Barb restrains Chris from is sleeping alone.
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Yeah, this. Nah, there aren't any restraints, other than Barb telling Chris he isn't allowed to sleep in his own bed. Or her taking a big chunk of his tugboat.
 
So what exactly does Chris do all day? His PSN account isn't as active as it once was which means he's not playing as much PS3 or Vita. Is he mostly sticking to his 3DS and iphone for entertainment? What is he using for a social outlet? It seemed as if he needed something like at least Facebook to pump out the occasional rant when he hit his limit but he's not even doing that anymore. I'd be willing to bet that Chris has no fucking clue what is going on with his house and still thinks he'll be moving back in "soon". So is he just playing his handhelds all day in ignorant bliss?
 
Are you saying that because you personally don't believe there is a modicum of truth to online socialization, or because...uhh...hmm. Just because he says he only wants real life interaction? Because when his mother kicks the bucket, it's basically self imposed solitary confinement unless he doesn't go to places he's not yet banned from and bugs people. I'm not saying online interaction and relationships are great or feasible for a lot of people, but he's a real special circumstance, a humdinger of a lonely person.
 
Well, the house fire was inevitable considering the condition and upkeep.
 
Batman VS Tony Danza said:
So what exactly does Chris do all day? His PSN account isn't as active as it once was which means he's not playing as much PS3 or Vita. Is he mostly sticking to his 3DS and iphone for entertainment? What is he using for a social outlet? It seemed as if he needed something like at least Facebook to pump out the occasional rant when he hit his limit but he's not even doing that anymore. I'd be willing to bet that Chris has no fucking clue what is going on with his house and still thinks he'll be moving back in "soon". So is he just playing his handhelds all day in ignorant bliss?
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That's what's weirding me out. I'm not understanding his change in online patterns.

A-Stump said:
Are you saying that because you personally don't believe there is a modicum of truth to online socialization, or because...uhh...hmm. Just because he says he only wants real life interaction? Because when his mother kicks the bucket, it's basically self imposed solitary confinement unless he doesn't go to places he's not yet banned from and bugs people. I'm not saying online interaction and relationships are great or feasible for a lot of people, but he's a real special circumstance, a humdinger of a lonely person.
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No, I mean that literally, Chris doesn't believe that when he looks into the window of the internet, he'll see any people. Again, wax museum.

It's not what I believe, because some of my best friends (and a girlfriend or two) I've met online. But yeah, Chris doesn't believe real people exist through the internet.

Of course, these are all terms defined through Chris' understanding.
 
Marvin said:
That's what's weirding me out. I'm not understanding his change in online patterns.
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Yeah, we are seriously perplexed at what his daily activity is currently. It's reasonable to assume he's still checking this forum every day, but that only takes a couple minutes. He goes to Sheetz or wherever to get good quality food for himself and Barb. But what else occupies his time? Does he just stare at a wall and hate gays all day or something?
 
Maybe Chris (and Barb) just sleep 18 hours a day. Or maybe Barb sleeps 18 hours a day and forces Chris to stay beside her the whole time.
Marvin said:
Barb telling Chris he isn't allowed to sleep in his own bed.
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So does Chris even have a bed that he's not allowed to use, or did Barb not get him one? I don't know what's the more depressing thought. Having a decorative bed, or your mother not bothering to get you one.
 
Descent said:
So does Chris even have a bed that he's not allowed to use, or did Barb not get him one? I don't know what's the more depressing thought. Having a decorative bed, or your mother not bothering to get you one.
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Actually, I hadn't considered the situation of buying a new bed.

Before, I was thinking it was an all or nothing situation, like Barb would've either have been sleeping on her old bed, and Chris was sleeping on his old bed. Or they were just using rental furniture.

But there's definitely a question of if Barb had a bed to sleep on, and was too lazy to rent/acquire Chris something to sleep on. Chris probably has his own sleeping space now, but there's still a solid chance that's not the case...
 
Kosher Dill said:
I think everyone's more or less thought that ever since that leaked voicemail where Barb is like "COME HOME RIGHT NOW BEFORE I DIE". And you know, making him live in the same room as her in 14BC. Not too much of a leap to assume he's constantly restrained.

EDIT: beaten to it by JULAY.
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Which voicemail are we talking about?
 
Well I think its safe to assume that the rental property would come furnished, that's pretty much SOP for insurance companies. So chances are Chrissy has his own bed and tv and what not.

But still...his life was empty before the fire what can he possibly spend his time doing if its not playing vidya?

Is he making more Sonichu?
Is he back at the mall creeping?
Does he just stare at the walls in an Autistic haze?

Vidya used to be the core of his existence and if he's not playing it at least 132 hours a day something is off.

But what? Inquiring minds want to know!
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
Yeah, we are seriously perplexed at what his daily activity is currently. It's reasonable to assume he's still checking this forum every day, but that only takes a couple minutes. He goes to Sheetz or wherever to get good quality food for himself and Barb. But what else occupies his time? Does he just stare at a wall and hate gays all day or something?
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Shits himself and does nothing.
 
Marvin said:
to sleep on, and was too lazy to rent/acquire Chris something to sleep on. Chris probably has his own sleeping space now, but there's still a solid chance that's not the case...
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I think it was mentioned that Chris at least has his own room at the rental house. I don't recall, however, if it was mentioned whether or not he sleeps there. However, even if he does, that doesn't mean that :snorlax: doesn't join him for some spoonin'.
 
Wait..is Chrissy the big spoon or little spoon?

Cause spooning Barbs infected butt would be cringe worthy...
 
Sweet and Savoury said:
Wait..is Chrissy the big spoon or little spoon?

Cause spooning Barbs infected butt would be cringe worthy...
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Yeech, I cringed so hard just now.

I imagine he just dongs around on handhelds. That's how I while away time while I'm waiting for something or. . .something.
 
Sweet and Savoury said:
Wait..is Chrissy the big spoon or little spoon?

Cause spooning Barbs infected butt would be cringe worthy...
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But did you see that twerking video? Those are two asses I'd like to stay far away from.

@Marvin This might be a question more suited for chat but has the inner circle permanently decided to never troll Chris again. Or could something theoretically happen that could possibly pique their interest again?
 
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