Was Chris' dry-up inevitable?

[JULAY]

Chris believes he embodies certain qualities regardless of his actions, appearance and statements. He believes having a subscription to playboy makes him the living epitome of manliness and straightness so he can't understand how dressing like a woman and acting very feminine reflects on him. The same could be said about his attitude towards his religion. Chris views himself as a perfect Christian despite his very heretical views and actions. Now that I think about it...you could say the same about everything Chris believes he is.

It's much simpler than that. He's a fat gay man who thinks that he's trapped in the body of a slim attractive Tomgirl who happens to look and act like a fat gay man. Don't read into it so much...

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Eh, it's more that he's a dick, not hypocritical.

No, he is definitely a hypocrite. He is offended that people don't go out of their way to support and understand his transvestism/borderline transgenderism, but he thinks it's okay for him to shit on homosexuals.

 

[Marvin]

No, he is definitely a hypocrite. He is offended that people don't go out of their way to support and understand his transvestism/borderline transgenderism, but he thinks it's okay for him to shit on homosexuals.

You can think that homosexuality is morally wrong, but still believe that transgenderism is valid. Very unusual position, but it's not necessarily inconsistent.

Now, he's inconsistent about lesbians vs gay men. Or, he might be. I don't think he talks much about the moral side of it, because he's too busy ranting, loudly, about how disgusting men are.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

Yah sorry Marv but I gota say he's a massive hypocrite.

Pretty much everything says is a no-no he does himself but hey its ok for him to do it cause you know....autism.

Homosexuals? Big No No! but its ok to fap to lesbians
Religion? YOu need to be good and kind and caring because the bible say so but I PRAY YOU DEAD!
Life? Well is kool if Chrissy sits on his fat ass all day getting tugboat and playing vidya but trolls need to GET A LIFE!

really...too many examples to work my way through

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

You can think that homosexuality is morally wrong, but still believe that transgenderism is valid. Very unusual position, but it's not necessarily inconsistent.

That's a fair point. I guess I consider it hypocrisy because he wants acceptance of a minority to which he belongs, but he won't even consider acceptance of a minority that doesn't benefit him.

 

[Marvin]

Yah sorry Marv but I gota say he's a massive hypocrite.

Pretty much everything says is a no-no he does himself but hey its ok for him to do it cause you know....autism.

Homosexuals? Big No No! but its ok to fap to lesbians
Religion? YOu need to be good and kind and caring because the bible say so but I PRAY YOU DEAD!
Life? Well is kool if Chrissy sits on his fat ass all day getting tugboat and playing vidya but trolls need to GET A LIFE!

really...too many examples to work my way through

About the gays, it depends on why he's against them. Does he get that moral about why he hates them? Becaus that would be the deciding factor. It seems to me that he just gets into a frothing rage about men, particularly their bodies. Or maybe that's more of a recent thing, I can't remember.

But yeah, nah, when I said that he wasn't hypocritical, I was talking in reference to the situation Sweet and Savoury was mentioned.

 

[Holdek]

You can think that homosexuality is morally wrong, but still believe that transgenderism is valid. Very unusual position, but it's not necessarily inconsistent.

Yeah. Like, in Iran, transgenderism is considered a valid "cure" for homosexuality. If you're a man who likes men, well, that's a big no no. But apparently the government promotes sex reassignment surgery, so then you're a female who likes men, and are thus spared the death penalty .

Point of fact, Chris actually alludes to this type of reasoning when he says he would rather "chop his dick duck off and become a woman" than be a Damn HOMO.

About the gays, it depends on why he's against them. Does he get that moral about why he hates them? Becaus that would be the deciding factor. It seems to me that he just gets into a frothing rage about men, particularly their bodies. Or maybe that's more of a recent thing, I can't remember.

When pushed on his reasoning about this before, he's either referred to his experience of being forced to sit on his male principal's lap, or the Bible.

 

[PCA]

While it may not be going on as strongly as it was back in the day, there will be more trolling opportunities in the future. Chris's shenanigan's come and go in spurts. He will do something stupid and get himself in trouble on his own accord and somebody will notice and attempt a trick or two

 

[José Mourinho]

Chris hasn't been active on Internet drama for just more than a month (the last activity was his Facebook post about him shoplifting), so perhaps we can wait a little bit moar until he comes back to Facebook and posts about anything.

However, it's kinda random. He could either go back to Facebook and still posted about the trolls even though less to zero trolls troll him any more (except for the ) or posted something that is unrelated to the trolls (such as the LEGO Movie post)

 

[Marvin]

While it may not be going on as strongly as it was back in the day, there will be more trolling opportunities in the future. Chris's shenanigan's come and go in spurts. He will do something stupid and get himself in trouble on his own accord and somebody will notice and attempt a trick or two

You can still troll Chris, you just have to go meet him IRL.

 

[Anonimo]

You can still troll Chris, you just have to go meet him IRL.

Provided Barb or Chris doesn't slam the door on you after saying hello, knowing how paranoid they are. You'd probably be even luckier if they even answered the doorbell(I assume that they have one of those). Heck, given that Munchlax has an even more tenuous grasp on reality than Chris, I don't even want to think about what might happen once you actually get inside in the absolute worst case scenario...

 

[Marvin]

Provided Barb or Chris doesn't slam the door on you after saying hello, knowing how paranoid they are. You'd probably be even luckier if they even answered the doorbell(I assume that they have one of those). Heck, given that Munchlax has an even more tenuous grasp on reality than Chris, I don't even want to think about what might happen once you actually get inside in the absolute worst case scenario...

Going directly to his house is retarded. I don't know if I could think of a good story to try that with.

If I was trying to troll Chris, without any inside connections, I'd probably go everyday, for like a week, to one of his local hangouts and see if you can run into him. If you do see him, you can bump into him or something, and if you're a good actor and have a good enough story, you might be able to get in with Chris.

Like, the hard part is just establishing the first connection, and that's almost impossible via the internet, without you being super smart (none of the weens trying stuff since Bob died were even close), just meeting him IRL, or having connections. Once you do have a connection with Chris, you're in, forever, like Anna.

 

[milkshark]

How can Chris be a cross-dresser tomgirl and be a homophobe ? Arent those things mutually exclusive?

This is why I think Chris' sexuality is as messy a subject as a pile of cords behind a TV set. Chris is clearly genderqueer, meaning he does not exactly fit into the gender binary role that has been established in society. Only Chris really knows what's going on in his own head, as far as who or what he's really attracted to. He spent a lot of time post high school asserting his heterosexuality, reinforcing it with sexual aids and actively opposing homosexuality. To me that always came off like overcompensation, and made me wonder if he's in the closet due to parental pressure to never become a gay. We don't know what Bob and Barb have seen little Chris do around the house growing up, but we know he always enjoyed toys meant for little girls and exhibited many feminine tendencies in old photos. Perhaps Bob began noticing this and started teaching Chris that gay is wrong. As an adult Chris has learned to embrace his feminine tendencies, yet he is still holding onto a strict heterosexual commitment he made a long time ago. He's been "girly" his entire life, but he was only sexually realized in his late teens/early twenties so I think the two facets of his self operate independently. I'm not sure if Chris is gay, but I suspect he is because he has made statements about "staying straight" as though he worries he will fuck up and become gay (does anyone ever "fuck up" and accidentally switch sexual orientation?), not to mention he uses visual aids of cartoon women (Marge Simpson, Sailor Moon) as opposed to actual women.

It's really easy to hate gays if you're one of them but you're too damaged to live your life the way you want like they do.

 

[Venusaur]

How can Chris be a cross-dresser tomgirl and be a homophobe ? Arent those things mutually exclusive?

I'm talking out my ass here... But my theory on Chris' crossdressing tendencies is the following:

Chris doesn't crossdress because he wants to be a woman. Rather, I think he wants to be taken care of and protected. His parents are "old fashioned", and the old fashioned view on gender roles is that the man is the active breadwinner, who protects and cares for his woman.

Now if you look at the videos were Chris plays house ( Click here! ) he places himself in what would traditionally be the role of the wife. He stays at home, cooks, cleans and takes care of the chidren (Let's not get into the fact that Chris' irl would be terrible at those). His wife is a lawyer, who works all day and has the responsability of being the breadwinner of the family.

Chris hoped that while crossdessing as a Tomgirl, he would manage to snare a girl. I think that Chris thought that by being feminine, he would snare a girl that would fit the more traditionally masculine role. Opposites attract and all that jazz. He doesn't see how crossdressing can relate to homosexuals and so forth. I think it makes him feel more comfortable and secure, and it helps him communicate what he wants for his future relationship.

Again, I can't support this with hard evidence, it's just a theory of mine to explain his crossdressing/new clothing-choices.

 

[Pikonic]

Chris is too dumb to know what hypocrisy is

A: "hypocrite"; an adjective; 1) to be of a belief while not upholding that belief. 2) a total liar. 3) an UNTRUE Fan. example: When the Sonichu Fan left Sonichu for a newer, yet badly drawn, thing, after having said that they would always enjoy Sonichu forever, is a hypocrite among the Truest and Loyalest Sonichu Fans.„

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Chris hoped that while crossdessing as a Tomgirl, he would manage to snare a girl. I think that Chris thought that by being feminine, he would snare a girl that would fit the more traditionally masculine role.

That's exactly what he thinks. He doesn't let little things like several years worth of zero results deter him.

 

[Marvin]

This is why I think Chris' sexuality is as messy a subject as a pile of cords behind a TV set. Chris is clearly genderqueer, meaning he does not exactly fit into the gender binary role that has been established in society. Only Chris really knows what's going on in his own head, as far as who or what he's really attracted to. He spent a lot of time post high school asserting his heterosexuality, reinforcing it with sexual aids and actively opposing homosexuality. To me that always came off like overcompensation, and made me wonder if he's in the closet due to parental pressure to never become a gay. We don't know what Bob and Barb have seen little Chris do around the house growing up, but we know he always enjoyed toys meant for little girls and exhibited many feminine tendencies in old photos. Perhaps Bob began noticing this and started teaching Chris that gay is wrong. As an adult Chris has learned to embrace his feminine tendencies, yet he is still holding onto a strict heterosexual commitment he made a long time ago. He's been "girly" his entire life, but he was only sexually realized in his late teens/early twenties so I think the two facets of his self operate independently. I'm not sure if Chris is gay, but I suspect he is because he has made statements about "staying straight" as though he worries he will fuck up and become gay (does anyone ever "fuck up" and accidentally switch sexual orientation?), not to mention he uses visual aids of cartoon women (Marge Simpson, Sailor Moon) as opposed to actual women.

It's really easy to hate gays if you're one of them but you're too damaged to live your life the way you want like they do.

When Chris overcompensates about being gay, it's because he's stupid and thinks that you can become gay.

I'm pretty confident it's impossible for Chris to be gay, based on a lot of public information, but also some pretty shocking private information. Chris disliked guys his whole life. I think his hatred of men has been developing his whole life, and is only getting worse. It's impossible for Chris to be gay because Chris is so disgusted by men.

We'll never know what Chris could've been like with a less shitty childhood, but I think that his dislike of men was pretty solid by the time he was in high school, and when his sexuality started developing, he was just turning his dislike of men into disgust.

The shocking thing, is how Chris relates his disgust of men to himself. He knows he's a man. And he's disgusted by his own body just as if it was another mans body. And not in a private shame way, he'll actually vocalize it just the same. Chris is fucked up, and needs to see a shrink.

And you can probably see how his crossdressing is related to all this.

I'm talking out my ass here... But my theory on Chris' crossdressing tendencies is the following:

Chris doesn't crossdress because he wants to be a woman. Rather, I think he wants to be taken care of and protected. His parents are "old fashioned", and the old fashioned view on gender roles is that the man is the active breadwinner, who protects and cares for his woman.

Now if you look at the videos were Chris plays house ( Click here! ) he places himself in what would traditionally be the role of the wife. He stays at home, cooks, cleans and takes care of the chidren (Let's not get into the fact that Chris' irl would be terrible at those). His wife is a lawyer, who works all day and has the responsability of being the breadwinner of the family.

Chris hoped that while crossdessing as a Tomgirl, he would manage to snare a girl. I think that Chris thought that by being feminine, he would snare a girl that would fit the more traditionally masculine role. Opposites attract and all that jazz. He doesn't see how crossdressing can relate to homosexuals and so forth. I think it makes him feel more comfortable and secure, and it helps him communicate what he wants for his future relationship.

Again, I can't support this with hard evidence, it's just a theory of mine to explain his crossdressing/new clothing-choices.

Chris crossdresses not because he wants to be a woman, but because he hates being a man.

I think his househusband idea isn't really related to his tomgirl-tism. I think he's just lazy and wants the easy way out in life.

 

[Coldgrip]

Only Chris really knows what's going on in his own head, as far as who or what he's really attracted to.

Pretty sure it goes something like this:
Boobies and vaginas= Good
Penis and pecs= Bad

He spent a lot of time post high school asserting his heterosexuality, reinforcing it with sexual aids and actively opposing homosexuality. To me that always came off like overcompensation, and made me wonder if he's in the closet due to parental pressure to never become a gay.

Kids used to call him gay back in school, and Chris being Chris thought that the only way to counter that was to try and re-affirm his heterosexuality as much as possible. Instead of, you know just ignoring it.

We don't know what Bob and Barb have seen little Chris do around the house growing up, but we know he always enjoyed toys meant for little girls and exhibited many feminine tendencies in old photos. Perhaps Bob began noticing this and started teaching Chris that gay is wrong.

Chris enjoyed toys in general. I really think he simply wasn't picky about what he got to play with. As for Bob trying to teach Chris that being gay is wrong, I believe that he was more interested in trying to teach Fatty a measure of responsibility.

As an adult Chris has learned to embrace his feminine tendencies...

No, Jackie told him to embrace his feminine side and Chris ran with it in a completely Chris-like direction.

...yet he is still holding onto a strict heterosexual commitment he made a long time ago. He's been "girly" his entire life, but he was only sexually realized in his late teens/early twenties so I think the two facets of his self operate independently. I'm not sure if Chris is gay, but I suspect he is because he has made statements about "staying straight" as though he worries he will fuck up and become gay (does anyone ever "fuck up" and accidentally switch sexual orientation?), not to mention he uses visual aids of cartoon women (Marge Simpson, Sailor Moon) as opposed to actual women.

I wouldn't say Chris has been girly is entire life, more like Chris has been Chris his entire life. Which means a mix of untreated autism, shitty parenting, asspating and a persecution complex. And remember, the only reason he's made comments about staying straight is because people called him or his comic gay.

Chris is very likely straight, it's just that he feels so strongly about what he likes and what he doesn't like that I think sometimes his feelings confuse him and he doesn't know how to respond properly.

It's really easy to hate gays if you're one of them but you're too damaged to live your life the way you want like they do.

It's also really easy to hate something if you're an asshole who doesn't want to take the time to understand or be tolerant of people different than you.

 

[Marvin]

Chris enjoyed toys in general. I really think he simply wasn't picky about what he got to play with. As for Bob trying to teach Chris that being gay is wrong, I believe that he was more interested in trying to teach Fatty a measure of responsibility.

Yeah, I don't know if I would say Chris has always been girly. I remember him looking girly in some pictures of him as a small child, but once he reached puberty, he just looked goofy. Did he play with too many girly toys? I remember the my little ponies. But he was also into his card games and his video games and all that bullshit. I might be forgetting something though.

Edit: Well, and small children in general can look genderless for awhile anyway.

 

[Christ-Chan]

Eh, it's more that he's a dick, not hypocritical.

I think using religion to condemn those he doesn't like while at the same time using it as a shield whenever you want the moral high-ground is pretty hypocritical, or saying that dictatorship is wrong while still dreaming of a society where you're the permanent ruler and there are no elections and no democracy.
Or how you can only "kick" Autistics because he's an Autist but no other group is safe. Or how homos should go die in explosions but "they can do whatever they want behind closed doors" but everyone should aso stay straight.

Granted, most of these examples are from the "good old days", you are one of the few who can verify if he's still like that these days.