Was Chris' dry-up inevitable?

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I wish people cared 1/8th as much about my Facebook posts as they do about what Chris posts.

I really don't think Chris is gay in the least. I know "Thou Doth Protest Too Much" but if I had seemingly the entire world on the other end of the internet saying I loved wicker chairs more than rocking chairs I'd probably go out of my way to explain how I was staying on the rocking path.
Agreed, I know partly what it's like for Chris to be called gay and get angry about it, because the same thing happened to me in school.

Part of what drew me to Chris was that I saw so much of myself(probably helped by the fact that I am also autistic), as well as what I could have become, in him. I found out about him around early 2010, just as he was hitting the end of his peak, and I watched most of his videos, the Sonichu audiobooks, listened to his various phone calls, and part of me just wished a I could slap him upside the head. But as time went on, I honestly wished that I could talk to him and maybe try to help him, but I knew that wasn't realistically possible. So I looked at myself and decided the best thing that I could do was get my own shit together and make sure that I would never be like Chris. I even used the CWCki to scare myself more than a few times, and my desire to become the "Anti-Chris" often crossed into the point of obsession(e.g. obsessing over becoming fat and losing my hair, aversion to striped shirts, all but avoiding McDonald's, etc.). But I can at least say that I have Chris to thank for helping me turn my life around. I honestly wish I could tell him though in a way that...would at least build him up more than it would knock him down...for want of a better phrase.
 
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As with anything Chris related, there are dozens of theories that can be attributed to his sexuality, and all of them are plausible. But look at it this way.
Sexuality is a pretty damn complicated thing and very difficult to place into neat little boxes, the terms gay, straight, and bi are inadequate for properly articulating how many peoples sexual orientation is defined, and I know that there are more than a few members of this forum that understand this personally.

Now Chris doesn't like complicated things or grey areas, he likes things to be categorized into very distinct, easily identifiable ideas, so any lingering doubts, or periods of curiosity or sexual confusion will drive him absolutely crazy and any actions he takes to combat them are arguably directed at convincing himself, just as much as others of his rock solid straightness.

I personally don't think Chris is gay, or more specifically I don't think he finds the male form arousing, but I do suspect that years of forced abstinence and subjection to internet porn has maybe led parts of his mind into places he'd rather not be. As usual, he simply isn't mentally or emotionally equipped to deal with thoughts like these.
 
I think Chris will eventually travel back in time and become the evil babysitter.
I vaguely remember a "what if Chris could fix one mistake" tread where someone answered he saw Crystal in 2000 and was so disgusted when he had the power to travel back in time he was going to steal the heart torch so it can't summon Crystal, but he was in his tomgirl attire.

Chris, blaming everything on his babysitter, goes back in time (in full tomgirl mode) and decides he is going to be the caring babysitter to make baby Chris the perfect, understood, functioning member of society he should be. Baby Chris begins to cry and cause stress so Chris locks him in the closet so he can play his DS in peace.
And so it began...
 
This makes me wonder. Was the whole Tomgirl thing a result of the trolling or would Chris ended up as a crossdresser anyway? I remember when the photos appeared on the Cwcville library a lot of the comments were things like "holy shit what did you do to this guy?" or "The trolling obviously fucked his brain up."
 
IIRC, Chris has talked about wanting to become a woman or something along those lines should he ever have gay thoughts. More likely though, it's more what Anchuent Christory said about having a lack of sexual experience
coupled with internet porn has loosened a screw or two... I think it's more of Chris than the trolls. Chris ended up taking the whole thing with embracing his feminine side in the most literal sense because of the way his thought process works.
 
This makes me wonder. Was the whole Tomgirl thing a result of the trolling or would Chris ended up as a crossdresser anyway? I remember when the photos appeared on the Cwcville library a lot of the comments were things like "holy shit what did you do to this guy?" or "The trolling obviously fucked his brain up."
It was like that when we got here.
 
I know this is off topic but to chime in on the Chris being gay and/or wanting to be a woman:

Sexuality is pretty fluid. Yes, some people are 100% straight with no inklings otherwise and men tend to be less flexible than women in this regard, but it's more common than not for people to be interested in maybe experimenting with the same sex. That- and behavior doesn't dictate sexual orientation. Sexuality and orientation is WAY too grey and abstract for Chris. There really aren't any boundaries or "rules" so Chris can't grasp it.

And for being a woman, I doubt he means it. I think he just wishes he could embrace typically feminine attributes but even as Tomgirl, I don't think he seriously wants to be a woman and is not transgendered. While there is nothing wrong with cross-dressing or portraying a different gender expression, in Chris's case I think it's just his brain coming up with an idea and him not knowing how to handle it or what it means.

Surprise, surprise. Chris can't even handle his personal expression right :roll:
 
He also likes to stick things up his pooper. Granted, being into butt stuff doesn't necessarily make you gay, but (heh) it seems like a strange thing to do for someone who is terrified of straying off "the straight path". Your average homophobic "manly-man" would be offended, and sickened if asked them if they liked to punch their prostate.

Chris sexual idenity is :stupid:
 
all he knows is, he wants to be treated with fairness because it's him, but he thinks it's okay to shovel shit on a minority that he isn't part of.
But Chris thinks it's OK for him to shovel shit on anyone who isn't him, regardless of their status as a minority or not. So yeah, Chris is a huge hypocrite, but it's not his tomgirlism that makes him one. He's a hypocrite because he's, well, Chris.
 
He also likes to stick things up his pooper. Granted, being into butt stuff doesn't necessarily make you gay, but (heh) it seems like a strange thing to do for someone who is terrified of straying off "the straight path". Your average homophobic "manly-man" would be offended, and sickened if asked them if they liked to punch their prostate.

Chris sexual identity is :stupid:

I would say Chrissy is too...well stupid to be frank to understand sexuality in any other then a 13 year old manner. I mean we are talking about a person who thinks merely looking at another mans naked chest can turn you gay and you have no say in the matter.

Peaked into a gym? Oops! Guess you gay now, better head to the steam-baths faggot! Forget the wife cause you crave cock now.

Seriously trying to understand Chrissy's view on anything is rather challenging as he just doesn't think like a rational adult. He's not gay or even in the closet; he's lazy, stupid and bigoted.

Not to say he doesn't have good points...its just that I can't think of any right now. :tomgirl:
 
Chris' teats may not be giving LULZmilk regularly, but like any LOLcow you grow attached to, we'll eventually just put Chris out to pasture and occasionally watch him sperg around on his own motivations until he receives the afterlife upgrade.
 
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I wish people cared 1/8th as much about my Facebook posts as they do about what Chris posts.
Well, that's the price you pay for not being an LOLcow?

IF Chris was gay he'd think he was some sort of "special" kind of gay that is ok for him but not for anyone else.
Yeah, and he would call it something retarded, like "being a tomgirl." :tomgirl:
 
Maybe it is best if we lose track of him. I always wonder what it will be like 20 years down the line when he has a gray skullet bird's nest on his head, his skin is pockmarked and saggy and cares even less about his appearance. Will he still be playing with toys and looking for a sweetheart age 18-52 (his current age) or will he just watch Wheel of Fortune and other game shows all day like all the other elder autists out there? Either way it will be sad as fuck and I'll feel pathetic for still following the overall saga. Not that it would ever stop me.
 
I do suspect that years of forced abstinence and subjection to internet porn has maybe led parts of his mind into places he'd rather not be. As usual, he simply isn't mentally or emotionally equipped to deal with thoughts like these.
That's... a pretty good way to look at him. Actually, that's probably something that could be said about loveshies at large.
 
This makes me wonder. Was the whole Tomgirl thing a result of the trolling or would Chris ended up as a crossdresser anyway? I remember when the photos appeared on the Cwcville library a lot of the comments were things like "holy shit what did you do to this guy?" or "The trolling obviously fucked his brain up."

I always kind of thought that it was a result of Chris's logic skills being severely flawed. Something like:

Chris noticed on some tv show or movie that a tomboy attracted men, so logically a Tomgirl would attract women.
 
This was discussed a while back, but Chris also doesn't seem to do much on his 3DS.

He doesn't accept requests on his Wii U.

There'll be periods where he does stuff maybe once a day for a few days, stops, then does things again. I dunno. I personally haven't played with him again since I added him.

He usually only seems to play late at night, for what it's worth.
 
That's... a pretty good way to look at him. Actually, that's probably something that could be said about loveshies at large.
I thought the loveshies view internet porn as places they would like to be, but don't have the physical attributes or social skills to get there, and can't be bothered to acquire those physical attributes and social skills, so they pretend they didn't want to get there in the first place. TL;DR: loveshyism = sexual sour grapes.

Or is that wizards? I must confess I've never bothered to learn (or remember) the difference, except to say that Chris is probably different from either of them. And worse than both. I don't think I've seen wizards or loveshys express knee-jerk homophobia like what Chris does.
 
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