Was Diogenes the gayest philosopher?

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He was an edgelord cuck that lived in a barrel and most likely was a furry dog-fucker. His rejection of society was merely sour grapes at his inability to function in societal norms. Gamers rise up!
 
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He was attracted by the ascetic teaching of Antisthenes, a student of Socrates. When Diogenes asked Antisthenes to mentor him, Antisthenes ignored him and reportedly "eventually beat him off with his staff". Diogenes responds, "Strike, for you will find no wood hard enough to keep me away from you, so long as I think you've something to say."
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Gaaaay.
 
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Diogenes was a hero. He fought the Athenian cuckboys who prattled on about great deeds in the forum(aka Twitter) and told those faggots screeching in the forum won't accomplish anything. You dumbfucks actually have to leave your mother's basements. He lived how he wanted like a Chad and threw the finger to Alexander the Great. He is my hero and fuck you @Ron /pol/ you soycuck bitch.

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Cthulhu said:
Diogenes was a hero. He fought the Athenian cuckboys who prattled on about great deeds in the forum(aka Twitter) and told those faggots screeching in the forum won't accomplish anything. You dumbfucks actually have to leave your mother's basements. He lived how he wanted like a Chad and threw the finger to Alexander the Great. He is my hero and fuck you @Ron /pol/ you soycuck bitch.

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Ur mom fat
 
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Cthulhu said:
He lived how he wanted like a Chad and threw the finger to Alexander the Great.
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"If I were not Alexander, I should wish to be Diogenes." says precisely that Alexander.
"A Socrates gone mad." says Plato.
When was the last time you made fun of Spartans in Laconic, told an actual gladiator champion that they're two-bit for murdering mere slaves, told the king of kings to his face that you were there to haunt him, and been exiled from 2/3rds of the known world yet never once threatened with death?
Don't try to make fun of Diogenes for being like 'le life is meaningless faggots', make fun of 'le life is meaningful faggots' for failing to mete a hundredth of a Diogenes.
edit: also rousseau is gayer anyway, muh positive liberties
 
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