Was Diogenes the gayest philosopher?

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People who talk about how Diogenes pwned Alexander forgot that Alexander could have personally beaten him to death one the spot with no personal reprocussions and was knee deep in glory, bitches and power. With that in mind Alexanders was probably just amused someone was giving him shit while smelling like a dead cat.
 
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He got some savage moments:

"I am searching for the bones of your father but cannot distinguish them from those slaves."

"Careful son, don't hit your father."

"In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face."

"What I like to drink most is wine that belongs to others."
 
I am not aware of any world leader named 14
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EDIT: By the way, you meant 11
 
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