Was Thomas a good boy this year?

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Tom keeps claiming he's going to stop coming here, and he keeps coming back. He's naughty for lying so often.

Hopefully Santa gives him a hot shot that Tom will be too weak and stupid to resist.
 
He was definitely a boy, being as how he’s physically, mentally and genetically male.
 
MediocreMilt said:
I think Tom is getting another trip to the psych ward for Christmas.
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At this point, I'm starting to realize he's too much of a slippery fucking nightmare for them to do so unless he's an actual threat to others. The guy can straight up scream about how he's a "homicidal risk" to police dispatchers and they just blow it off.
 
Why aren’t we asking ourselves what we’ve done so terribly wrong these past few years for Tom to continue to be a blight upon society when he is well past his expiration date?
 
Looney Troons said:
Why aren’t we asking ourselves what we’ve done so terribly wrong these past few years for Tom to continue to be a blight upon society when he is well past his expiration date?
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I’m not religious, but I’ve always been fascinated by the concept of incorporating negative elements into Christianity for the greater good, e.g. the Devil’s Advocate, the figure of Satan as a tempter. In this light, maybe we can view Tom as an example - a life of absolute selfishness and self-indulgence leads a person to this. That is his purpose.
 
Tragi-Chan said:
I’m not religious, but I’ve always been fascinated by the concept of incorporating negative elements into Christianity for the greater good, e.g. the Devil’s Advocate, the figure of Satan as a tempter. In this light, maybe we can view Tom as an example - a life of absolute selfishness and self-indulgence leads a person to this. That is his purpose.
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Thomas would make a good character in The Pilgrim's Progress.
 
Are we comparing to the average person’s year or Tommie’s previous years? As far as I know he hasn’t had contact with any minors so he’s been pretty good based on historical precedent. I still recommend Santa delivers a healthy dose of Thorazine though.

I’ve just had an image of Tommie in stockings and now I think I must have been very bad this year to deserve this.
 
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