Watching TV with Phil

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neger psykolog

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Since DSP has decided to stop sharing his cooking adventures of Instagram (rumors are circulating that he is a nudnig) its high time we all got autistic about what DSP is watching on his TV.
  • What's he watching?
  • What's he watching it on?
  • Is he a "real tv watcher" or a "paid shill tv watcher"?
  • Is the stuff he's watching bad?
Here are some examples of the very few examples of DSP watching TV and sharing this experience on Instagram. I could only get as far back as the beginning of this year before my browser crashed and I can't be fucked to load it again:

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Hmmm, the same pic twice. Did Dave forget he watched a show and Intagramed watching it again?
I would comment on his having a 'goldfish memory', until I found out that goldfish can be trained to perform tricks and play games. Perhpas Kat should buy this kit for Dave? ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3JFmrlgWAk )

I'd say he has the memory of a fruit fly, but it turns out they are capable of both short and long term memory ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dPfZE5adYg )
 
Raven'sChild said:
Hmmm, the same pic twice. Did Dave forget he watched a show and Intagramed watching it again?
I would comment on his having a 'goldfish memory', until I found out that goldfish can be trained to perform tricks and play games. Perhpas Kat should buy this kit for Dave? ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3JFmrlgWAk )

I'd say he has the memory of a fruit fly, but it turns out they are capable of both short and long term memory ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dPfZE5adYg )
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I probably put the same picture twice because I put some of them together so it wasn't all separate images
 
Phil posts things like this because despite all the evidence to the contrary, Phil thinks he is hot shit. Seeing pics of Phil's tv dinners and watching 30 year old movies is the equivalent of MTV Cribs.

If you work as hard as Phil you too can be big pimping watching Bill Murray, devouring Hungry Man turkey, and sipping on gin and Sprite.
 
Weird, the one with the bald guy and the flying hat is from the film "Meet the Robinsons" - the bald guy and his flying hat being the film's primary villains - but it's very much a light hearted disney animated film.

As in something Phil wouldn't ever be in the slightest inclined to want to watch.
 
TheKatIsNowGone said:
Can someone please explain to me why the fuck he would do this?
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Because he is a hermit and doesn't understand that people do not give a fuck about what TV show you're watching at 2am while drinking gin. Nothing interesting ever happens in his life, so the mundane shit he does he has to make seem important/worth sharing. It's why his Instagram is nothing but pics of the TV and food, with the occasional bored selfie taken at his house thrown in.
 
The other day (Monday?) Phil mentioned he and Kat were watching Looney Toons.
 
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Imagine Instagramming that many photos of nothing but your TV. I can see someone doing that every once in a while, like if you're having a lazy day, movie night, or if you're hungover or something. Jesus Phil is a boring cunt.
 
I sometimes put movies im watching on normiebook. And I'm talking movies like My Cousin Vinnie, Alien etc. Movies that are critically acclaimed and recommend it to friends. I do this because a lot of my friends also like movies and look for recommendations

Phil has no friends, is putting it on insta with little to no commentary and doesn't talk about movies in his spare time (unless someone throws a nickel at him)

And his insta is overwhelmingly this shit. I post places I go, dogs I meet, people I hang out with etc. you know, events.

Not to mention the comments, ok.
 
Phil could save a lot of money if instead of paying for Netflix and buying blue-rays he just rented free movies from the library. He could save money by not subscribing to wrestling channels and instead just watch free gay porn on the internet.
 
It's like he's trying to show people that he's being normal.

If Kat has gone, he's doing this to show off normalcy and how he's doing "Couply" things.

I've been out of the loop however.

Has she left?
 
Aladdin_Insane said:
Has she left?
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I really doubt it. If anything the most likely scenario is that she just doesn't want any part of being "public" on DSPs stream.

If you think of it like she revealed herself and got a shit storm of autism commenting on her appearance and calling her a golddigger, then its a natural reaction that most regular people would just avoid exposing themselves to that shit again.
 
neger psykolog said:
I really doubt it. If anything the most likely scenario is that she just doesn't want any part of being "public" on DSPs stream.

If you think of it like she revealed herself and got a shit storm of autism commenting on her appearance and calling her a golddigger, then its a natural reaction that most regular people would just avoid exposing themselves to that shit again.
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People did that to Leanna and she stuck around. Proof that she was not a regular person.
 
SoapQueen1 said:
People did that to Leanna and she stuck around. Proof that she was not a regular person.
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Mainly because the relationship was unhealthy to begin with and Leanna was sort of trapped in it. Until she finally mustered up the courage to tell Phil where to stick it and ditched his fat ass when he proposed marriage, when that hospital bullshit went down.
 
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