💼 Careercow Wayne Lambright - Wayne's World

[AutisticSupervillain]

Just saw harpoon video, and to be fair most of the advice is good, he comes off like the mentor from a 90's after school special. What kind of White Knight tried to play daddy to 4chan, and /pol/ of all boards

@lambright

P.S. DAT finger washing

 

[Fiddleford]

if I give a Jew a shekel, do I get to make a wish? If so, does it function the same way as rubbing a magic lamp?

We fucking run off with it and you lost yourself a shekel, sucker.

 

[Mark Corrigan]

My 2nd video. Last for today.

Wayne, at first I thought you were a joke, but when you said:

01:53:
"You talk about ending corruption in the FBI, do you have any concrete measure/plans for this or plan of action?
- Yes, I do"

and

13:24
"I have a LOT to offer to the American people, most importantly, TRUTH, HONESTY and my personal failures and my willingness to talk about them and not sugarcoat the bullshit"

it was then that I realised that you are a TRUE and HONEST patriot and a man America needs and deserves in those trying times. Godspeed, sir. You have my vote. Or you would, if I were actually American.

 

[Vorhtbame]

this guy has to be a troll

"The guy who save your life".

 

[xXRonPaul_42020Xx]

Im calling Sam Hyde.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

I'm trying to add a photo, I drag and drop, its only 1 mg. I won't allow me to upload it either.

This is my girlfriend of almost seven year. Angela VonBuelow. She was wonderful, until she wasn't.

I watched the videos. Sounds like she had a Lesbian Move-In Party. Announcement.

 

[Doc Cassidy]

Lambert 2016!

 

[Hyperion]

@iambright do you believe in Nazi UFOs?

 

[Innocuous]

@lambright

I currently have an ever thinning hairline that is receding. It is very difficult for me to talk to women and my family is so ashamed that I'm no longer invited to spend holidays with them.

My question is, how do you deal with the loss of hair? Did you try the hair loss products? Do they work? Which ones?

 

[Bewildered Ape]

 

[gophergoober]

When will Wayne come back?

Also I love how the song with the lyrics "the worlds gonna know your name!!!" Is playing in the background.

 

[CatParty]

When will Wayne come back?

i miss @lambright

 

[Werner Heisenberg]

Not surising that a lolcow would support another lolcow for president.

 

[Charles A. Woodward]

Wayne decided to form new political movement Seeds, should we feel left out since he named only 8ch.net & 4chan.org in the title of his video?

@lambright why do you hate insects and what will you do about it if you become next President?

 

[queserasera]

Takin on Project Harpoon

He is so salty about Safeway

Does anybody remember what happened at Safeway? I have to know.

 

[gophergoober]

Wayne decided to form new political movement Seeds, should we feel left out since he named only 8ch.net & 4chan.org in the title of his video?

Can I have 14 minuets of my life back?

 

[The Great Chandler]

Wayne, why is the sky blue?

 

[TaterBot]

Checklist for LOLcow: Long on opinions, short on facts. Check. Doesn't know the difference between the two, CHECK. Loves to hear himself talk (since nobody else does) Check. Loosely, infrequently acquainted with soap and washcloth, check. No sense of historical perspective or logical analysis, check. Government welfare check, righto. Autism... check, check, and checkmate.

 

[MegasHant]

Wayne gives his advice to Trump.

 

[silverfox2001]

Does anybody remember what happened at Safeway? I have to know.

He apparently was fired and accused of a sex offense.