Ways in which Chris is worse than Hitler

[Sexual Stallone]

I'll go first, at least Hitler didn't burn down his house while trying to brew coffee in the bathroom at 2:00 AM.

 

[cypocryphy]

Hitler had a girlfriend

 

[OtterParty]

Hitler cared for all forms of life and he didn't run over all the neighbors' beloved pets and show his weewee to little girls

 

[exball]

Hitler could draw.

 

[Male]

Hitler didn't put on a fake bra and clown makeup in his room filled with toys and set up a fake trial over a fake internet guy and pretended to shoot him down screaming "AT LEAST MY FACE ISN'T A FUCKING ORANGE".

 

[Sexual Stallone]

Forums dedicated to Hitler are usually about him, not him and some 3rd rate world leader (Jace)

 

[Ariel]

Chris doesn't have a mountain retreat called the Eagle's Nest.

 

[cypocryphy]

Hitler was never banned from anywhere.

 

[Ariel]

Forums dedicated to Hitler are usually about him, not him and some 3rd rate world leader (Jace)

So you're admitting that Jace is a world leader?

 

[José Mourinho]

At least Hitler isn't fat.

 

[Ariel]

Hitler's fan girls were real women.

 

[Gothicserpent]

Hitler had true and honest fans.

 

[Ariel]

Hilter actually managed to kill the people he hated.

 

[Sexual Stallone]

Hitler was elected in democratic elections, Chris made himself the defacto ruler of CWCville ala North Korea.

 

[exball]

People would listen to Hitler's demands.

 

[Male]

At least Hitler died.

 

[Sexual Stallone]

Hitler killed 6 million jews, Chris could barely run over one.

 

[Ariel]

Hitler's Mistress

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Hitler's Wife

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Chris' 'Lady'

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Chris' Sweetheart

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[spaps]

Hitler had a bitchin' mustache.

 

[exball]

Stalin had a bitchin' mustache.

Fixed for clarity comrade.