Ways in which Chris is worse than Hitler

[MerriedxReldnahc]

Hitler never begged for Lego sets online.

 

[Randall Fragg]

Hitler was a decent artist.
Also, he was a little better at warfare tactics than Chris.
Honestly though, If Hitler had been born around the same time as Chris, he probably would be a fat, stupid, man-child making racist screeds on youtube and playing with Legos.

 

[The Dude]

Hitler served in the military and didn't live with his parents into adulthood.

 

[Totally Awesome]

Personally, Chris is better than Hitler because Hitler killled a bunch of people and helped produce a big war. I'm sure that Chris would attempt the same if he were smarter and more motivated. Just a thought.

 

[The Dude]

Personally, Chris is better than Hitler because Hitler killled a bunch of people and helped produce a big war. I'm sure that Chris would attempt the same if he were smarter and more motivated. Just a thought.

Hitler never shop lifted from Best Buy and never defaced standees in Walmart.

 

[Mourning Dove]

Hitler didn't burn down his house with an overpriced coffee maker.

Hitler was a true and honest war veteran. (WWI)

Hitler has a normal penis (as far as we know).

 

[Totally Awesome]

Hitler never shop lifted from Best Buy and never defaced standees in Walmart.

I'm no Anna. Chris is a piece of shit, but anybody who manages to not kill millions of people is better than Hitler.

 

[exball]

Personally, Chris is better than Hitler because Hitler killled a bunch of people and helped produce a big war. I'm sure that Chris would attempt the same if he were smarter and more motivated. Just a thought.

Chris can't do that because nobody likes him. People liked Hitler.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

In 1939, Germany and Poland were like "angry circus bears trapped in a washing machine." War was coming, mainly due to insults and Germany being barbaric. Then, Germany and Russia invaded Poland's privacy, and then Germany invaded England. Many people died and many people hated the war. Finally, Germany and the US agreed to peace and all the country borders went back the way they were.

 

[Yolo Swaggins]

Hitler didn't shove a swastika up his ass while shouting "Ein Fuhrer, Ein Volk, Ein Reich"

 

[CatParty]

He's still alive

 

[cypocryphy]

Hitler didn't have some lame internet forum.

 

[Ian Brandon Something]

More evidence in case anybody was his doubting swag status.

To be fair, though

 

[IwegalBadnik]

He's still alive

Harsh.

Hitler led those under his authority. Chris just kinda...well, his secretary...I don't know how the CWCville government functions.

 

[Pikonic]

Hitler could write a decent paper about WW2.

 

[Judge Holden]

Chris never had a hilariously bad sitcom made about him

 

[IwegalBadnik]

Hitler was an artist. Forgot about that one, silly me.

 

[Thelostcup]

Hitler had a scat fetish.

 

[Some JERK]

Hitler had a job.

 

[spaps]

Hitler could actually buy a pint of milk.