Ways in which you identify with Chris

[MerriedSeinorComic]

Too lazy to see if this thread has been done before (probably). We know Chris is ridiculous. But I theorize that part of the reason some of us find him so fascinating is because we see little bits of ourselves in Chris, only zapped to the extreme.

Let's try not to make this too much of a "Chris is more fucked up than me so I'm better" thread because it's pretty much a given that Chris takes most of our own little quirks to uncharted territories.

-Same birthday
-Living with parents well into 20s
-Useless college degree that can't get me a meaningful job in anything
-A little socially awkward, probably a mild aspie now that I think about it
-Kind of complacent with having little progress in my life
-Still play Pokemons
-Drew terrible Sonic comics with my own original do-not-steal characters (when I was 8!)
-Known to brew coffee in the wee hours of the morning

 

[José Mourinho]

No.

 

[The Fair Lady]

I don't.

 

[cypocryphy]

Too lazy to see if this thread has been done before (probably). We know Chris is ridiculous. But I theorize that part of the reason some of us find him so fascinating is because we see little bits of ourselves in Chris, only zapped to the extreme.

Let's try not to make this too much of a "Chris is more fucked up than me so I'm better" thread because it's pretty much a given that Chris takes most of our own little quirks to uncharted territories.

-Same birthday
-Living with parents well into 20s
-Useless college degree that can't get me a meaningful job in anything
-A little socially awkward, probably a mild aspie now that I think about it
-Kind of complacent with having little progress in my life
-Still play Pokemons
-Drew terrible Sonic comics with my own original do-not-steal characters (when I was 8!)
-Known to brew coffee in the wee hours of the morning

Hi, Chris.

 

[timtommy]

Sometimes I think that Chris has some stuff in common with my "dark side". When he says something particularly selfish or unempathetic I am reminded of selfish gut reactions I have to situations.

I see Chris as a bit of a cautionary tale. I don't think I would remind anyone who knows me of him, but if I stopped giving a shit about myself and others, I might end up a lot more like him.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

You really should have searched friend, as this has been done tons of times before and always gets locked cos it's kind of dumb. As much as we'd like to believe that Chris is a different species, he isn't and any similarities are hardly earth shattering.

But in the spirit of the thread.
We've both dated Vanessa Hudgens.
We've both committed arson.
We've both deliberately run down a prominent member of the local Jewish community, the only difference is that I got away with it.

 

[Henry Bemis]

As someone who grew up feeling very uncomfortable in social situations, I can-on some level, however small-sympathize with Chris's desire for a world where the onus of initiating conversation is lifted off his shoulders.

But unlike Chris, people who fervently wish for this eventually realize that such a world is utterly free of challenge, and freedom from challenge breeds listlessness and complacency.

 

[NegaCWC]

Hi, Chris.

As long as he doesn't say something like "both me and Chris like to recycle" or "both of us shit our pants" I would rather say he's a "Megan" than a "Chris".

 

[Broder Daniel]

been thinking about this alot but I can't really find anything.
Well, I'm unemployed, and so is Chris. But I am out there looking for a job. He's not.