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We get it, you read slash. You ship characters. You think every male character who has expressed an emotion towards another male character, good or bad, wants to have sex with them. That you also are likely to believe in an omnipresent rape culture and toxic masculinity while reducing men to only wanting to fuck anyone they meet (as long as you'd find it hot) doesn't seem to bother you.

Also, we get it, you're a victim. The patriarchy is out to get you - yes, you specifically, they hate 'your kind' but you're especially suffering. The world is against you and there's nothing you can do about it, so that means you're justified in not even trying. Everything is triggering and all spaces can be made unsafe, online or off, by one word you don't like.
 
Rock stars. We get it, you bang groupies and do c-c-c-cocaine, G-G-G-YAYAH!
 
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People who do crossfit. People who are on a paleo diet. They're usually one and the same. Said people (especially women) are usually paranoid about their body and use the exercise and diet to cover up an eating disorder. BUT THEY'RE SO FIT. Okay, okay, you're fit. No, I don't need to see how far you hiked with a screenshot from your Garmin on your fourth run this week.

Vote 3 for the GAY GAY I'M GAY types. It's a sexual preference, not a lifestyle (no matter what your precious 'gay media' tells you), and no-one cares. I swear half the cases of 'homophobic hate crime' we hear about are simply people who got sick of a flouncy I'M SO GAY LOOK AT ME type and told them to fuck off.

Troons, much the same. Ditto cosplaying anime fans, or girls who like Kpop.
 
We get it, you hate -insert political affiliation here-. Do you have to bring it up in every conversation?
 
Bunny Tracks said:
We get it, you hate -insert political affiliation here-. Do you have to bring it up in every conversation?
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I know a guy who does this all the time and at this point I can't even handle hanging around him because he brings up politics in every conversation. (Hell, he did it when my family visited too) and I always want to leave.
 
We get it, you were in the Vietnam War. Everyone knows that was just made up so they could film Full Metal Jacket, nobody cares.
 
We get it. You're a vegetarian and you don't eat meat because you want to save animals. Stop going on about how everyone has to go vegetarian. Eat your salad and shut the fuck up.
 
...you are a proud anti-vaxxer and your bebee only wears organic, reusable bamboo diapers, sourced and produced during the full moon in a secret location by deaf-mute monks who don't bathe.

I'm sure your PhD in Googling will come in handy when it's time to cure Polio with sunlight and positive thoughts.
 
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You're a free spirit.

You don't have to tell me why you do weird hipster shit and how weed makes you think of the universe or need to show your shitty drawings that somehow proves you aren't !!!SHEEPLE!!!. I more than likely don't give a shit and when you talk I'm looking at hentai or farm threads.
 
*insert gender here*

Look I get it, you’re *gender* you don’t have to paste your dumb MOGAI flags everywhere to tell everybody you’re an autismo.
 
Cannabis Advocates.

Just shut up and pass the blunt.
 
Okay, we get it. You're a CPU "goddess" who is married to multiple fictional characters and you have magical powers that let you communicate with other dimensions. You don't need to tweet about it constantly.
 
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I cut them some slack because I'm grateful for moms teaching kids to use the toilet, even though it ruins their lives for a number of weeks. Imagine if moms didn't potty train.
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Doesn't mean I want to hear about it in every conversation/social media update.
 
I am kinda over hearing over and over again that a given person gives no more fucks. If you give no more fucks, then just shut the fuck up about it already.
 
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