We have to talk about you faggots not being able to figure out thumbnails

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I just feel like I am on the old Internet again, it's incredibly heartwarming. Can we make something like this permanent? Maybe one of the Featured Content links is at all times on fire?
 
Kek what triggered Null this much?
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I thought about not inserting the thumb as a joke but I don't wanna get b&
 
Yes. The copy+paste jobs in A&N are by far the laziest, sloppiest shit on the site. A&N is beyond moderation to the point where I don't even bother pointing this out. Retard faggot niggers will literally include advertisements, asides, page notices, "READ MOREs" to other articles. Just unbelievably lazy. When/if we get the software change I am just nuking A&N and not bothering to import its content because it's worthless.
I've been here for about a week and it took me all of three posts to figure out thumbnails, am I doing good Dear Feeder?
 
>spending literal years sperging at the users instead of writing the easiest code in the world to fix the problem
 
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Can't this be done automatically by the site? Is there any reason that xenforo needs to insert the full version after upload even though it has generated the thumbnail?

Seeing as how it needs to know to generate a thumbnail in the first place, it would seem that you have enough info to tweak the insert

Fuck it, let's do some js
 
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>spending literal years sperging at the users instead of writing the easiest code in the world to fix the problem
by the way, your fix must:
1. make ctrl+v a thumbnail,
2. not overwrite default XF deploy JS. It must somehow act as an extension or add-on,
2. it SHOULD add new lines if someone is ctrl+ving mid-line, OR no new line if the line contains nothing but other attachments.
 
you fix it then you fat nigger.
if (attachment.filetype == image && attachment.attachSize == full) { thumbnailAttachment(attachment) }

Replace shit in there with whatever you have to do to make your code do those steps. Can you really not just do this? The site has some function that thumbnails shit literally built in and you know how big shit is when it's attached. This seriously feels like something you could fix in like 10 minutes.
 
if (attachment.filetype == image && attachment.attachSize == full) { thumbnailAttachment(attachment) }

Replace shit in there with whatever you have to do to make your code do those steps. Can you really not just do this? The site has some function that thumbnails shit literally built in and you know how big shit is when it's attached. This seriously feels like something you could fix in like 10 minutes.
replace the deploy code so it breaks every update??
 
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