We need to stop Art Vandelay

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Jacob Harrison said:
I hope that you are not trying to trick me again. Show me her account from the forums that she's from in order to prove that she exists.
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Sorry, I can't do that without her permission. As I said before, I'd have to ask her if she wants to be introduced. You don't just go siccing potential suitors on someone with nary a heads up, after all.
 
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Monsoir Vandelay said:
Sorry, I can't do that without her permission. As I said before, I'd have to ask her if she wants to be introduced. You don't just go siccing potential suitors on someone with nary a heads up, after all.
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Well as I said in my previous comment, a few hours ago I found a new fiancée from Britain.
Jacob Harrison said:
I am still planning on doing that. In fact, if you check my profile, you will see that I got engaged to another woman @pomme just now, who is from Britain which will greatly help my plan because our children will be British.
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Monsoir Vandelay said:
Ah. Well then, I wish you guys all the best. If, for whatever reason, it doesn't work out, my offer is still open.
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On Reddit Niam told me this. If it is true, then it means that your apology is a trick. So is this true?
Also, I have gotten word of the antics of Art Vandelay - he admitted to me that he is working on seducing your new fiance, and once he does they'll keep it secret from you, and then when you think you're going to go get married they'll dump pig scat on you.

He outright admitted this - he said that he's planning to invite more of FQA to the wedding so as to troll you even harder.
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Monsoir Vandelay said:
I was toying with the idea at first, but as I said earlier, I had a change of heart. After all, you've been through enough in my view.

That said, I believe you guys have since broken up, so it's all kind of moot.
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Oh so it was a misunderstanding. The fact that Niam said new fiancée made me think you were referring to the new one that I found yesterday.
 
Jacob Harrison said:
YOU REALLY HURT ME BITCH! I WILL GET MY REVENGE BY WRITING A HUMILIATING STORY ABOUT YOU IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE! :twisted:
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I did write the story and I have been trying to get it posted to fqa.digibase.ca which I am banned from. Someone called Niam is supposed to post it there, but for some reason he hasn’t. So can someone here post the story for me? You will have to create an account for the site. While it does say that you will get a confirmation email, that may or may not work. If it doesn’t work, the admin will eventually manually activists your account. You should post it in the Creative Outlets section.

I tried asking @Fagatron and @FatFuckFrank to do this but they didn’t respond. It makes me wonder if I am somehow dead and in hell, being eternally punished by not having my story posted. Anyone here can prove that wrong by posting the story. I will send it in a message.
 
Jacob Harrison said:
I did write the story and I have been trying to get it posted to fqa.digibase.ca which I am banned from. Someone called Niam is supposed to post it there, but for some reason he hasn’t. So can someone here post the story for me? You will have to create an account for the site. While it does say that you will get a confirmation email, that may or may not work. If it doesn’t work, the admin will eventually manually activists your account. You should post it in the Creative Outlets section.

I tried asking @Fagatron and @FatFuckFrank to do this but they didn’t respond. It makes me wonder if I am somehow dead and in hell, being eternally punished by not having my story posted.
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I don't remember you asking at all.

That's probably because I get a ton of alerts as it is. Sorry about that.

Because you amuse the fuck out of me, sure, I'll do it.

But that's all you get from me.
 
Oh, it'll get posted.

Your writing needs work, but I'm going to end with a compliment because that's what nice people are supposed to do. Or so I've observed, anyhow. I do like the fact that you actually went to the effort of writing said story in spite of the ridicule it would bring you. Takes true guts and autism for something like that and so, sir, for you, I will post this work of art on Kiwi Farms. Hopefully, it will be remembered forever and for whatever reason. @Jacob Harrison, get help. Lots of help.

 
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