We should allow users to pay $100 to reverse any ban that wasn't given out for violating US law. - What's the worse that could happen?

[Bob Barker]

So what if we allowed anyone to pay $100 to unban another user (or themselves) and have a clean slate in terms of moderation (assuming they didn't do something that caused them to be banned for legal reasons).

I know this is a horrible idea, but it would make me laugh and make josh money and thats basically the only point of this site in the first place.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

It certainly would give a huge incentive to ban people

 

[Driftwood]

So I was waiting in line to vote when all of a sudden this voting "official" came up to me and said that there was something wrong with my voter registration and asked me to follow him to the back. When we went around back he said that I had to take off my pants and show my cock because penis size is the most accurate way to confirm voter identity. Because o though he was a voting official I swiftly removed my pants and underwear to show him my member. After he fondled it for a bit he said it was good and I could go back into the line. It was only after I voted I realized that he forgot to check my balls too!!! He was obviously not certified to check such an area and I immediately contacted the security guards about his presence. Please do not fall for any tricks like I did! stay safe and happy voting!

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

We’ll become SomethingAwful 2.0

 

[Ravelord]

Two failed marriages, a daughter that wants to disown you and an addition to benzos and goldbelly pies.

 

[Bloitzhole]

I actually think this'd be a great idea, were it not for socking - it'd be doubly funny. On the one hand, the worst people would start to contribute the most to the forum they are shitting up, on the other we get to laugh at every single one of them for spending that kinda money on getting unbanned. Especially for repeated bans.