Wealthiest lolcow? - Which lolcow has the most money for their respective selection?

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Admiral Mantoid said:
On a side note, why are there so many rich furfags?
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It's a mystery, though I have a number of theories.
1. There are simply a lot of furies, and being furry in and of itself is not enough to keep someone from earning money. This means that some furies are bound to have lots of money, and because visibility in the furry world is in large part based on how much art you commission (if you do not create art yourself) the richest ones are the most visible.
2. There is a kind of person who has just the right amount of autism to be both sucked into furry and also do well in tech.
3. People who are poor or working class don't have a lot of time or energy to spend on furry stuff, meaning they are filtered from joining or participating much in the fandom. This means that the fandom selects for middle and upper class people who have time, energy, and money to blow on it. So people with money are over-represented in the fandom.
4. Due to the presence of so many loud, insane, maladjusted furries, it's notable to see ones that aren't so insane as to disqualify them from a high-paying job. So we think we see more wealthy furries but really they are per-capita the same as or less than other fandoms.
5. There are many furies who really, really want art that caters to their specific tastes. So, they are willing to pay for it even when at their current level of earnings that money would be more productively spent elsewhere. They make enough money and are smart enough to budget so they don't ever need to publicly beg or anything, and this gives the appearance that they make more than they do.
6. They sold their soul to the devil. Without a soul they become a bisexual furry, but in return the devil rewards them with $300,000 a year.
7. Some combination of the above.
 
StarDreamer2002 said:
Recently he officially admitted to having 'tism, so yeah, he just has to be a cow.
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There was that time those kids got stuck in some underwater cave and Elon sperged out and started designing a tiny submarine to save them. He got really mad when people told him that even a small submarine wouldn't fit through the cave. After a day or so some diver rescued the kids and Elon immediately called him a pedophile while raging.

If that isn't lolcow behavior I don't know what is.
 
Does Nathen Mazri count? Although he isn't a billionaire yet (he's the only son of a Saudi billionaire who owns a Canadian/UAE food distribution company).
 
grump said:
So I guess Null removed the guidelines and now lolcows are anyone we don't like?
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Elon has a thread on kiwi, I guess he counts being a lolcow.
 
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I don't think she has a thread but Amoranth made 25 miillion showing her nasty pussy on OF.
 
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