weaponized hamster - oh shit he has a knife

[DeadwastePrime]

surely this cant go wrong

 

[KM 749]

The tape's not going to be easy to get off

 

[Nien Nunb]

hamsters are small time.

if you want a real fight, you get a bunch of amputee kids, and you attach blades to their stumps. that's GOOD entertainment

 

[Coldgrip]

hamsters are small time.

if you want a real fight, you get a bunch of amputee kids, and you attach blades to their stumps. that's GOOD entertainment

Hey now, weaponizing hamsters are a good way for people to get into the world of animal knife fighting. I remember my day of taping sharp objects to small furry rodents and having them fight it out with my friends or classmate's pets.

Now if you want some real action crow vs man knife fighting is where the real challenge is at. Birds already have the advantage of flight and coupled with the crow and raven's superior intelligence results in some of the best and bloody knifings known to man.

But I shouldn't say too much more, we're not suppose to talk about Bird Knife Club.

 

[A Welsh Cake]

*overused Pokemon dogfighting joke*

 

[Burgers in the ass]

Hey now, weaponizing hamsters are a good way for people to get into the world of animal knife fighting..

And disabled kids aren't why?

 

[Coldgrip]

And disabled kids aren't why?

Because everybody always thinks strapping a bunch of knives to disabled kids and having them flail at each other is going to be super funny to watch when all that happens is they just sit around and mope that they don't have legs/arms.

 

[Burgers in the ass]

Because everybody always thinks strapping a bunch of knives to disabled kids and having them flail at each other is going to be super funny to watch when all that happens is they just sit around and mope that they don't have legs/arms.

Just tell em the prize for winning is they get legs or some shit, duh

 

[Coldgrip]

Just tell em the prize for winning is they get legs or some shit, duh

See, I did, and to sweeten the deal I told them I'd attach a chainsaw to one of the arms. You know what happened? They mopped and cried that wasn't a "normal" arm and that they wouldn't be able to hug their mommies. Then they started crying even more when I told them that if their moms loved them they wouldn't of shipped them off to fight in underground cage matches.

Some brats are just ungrateful you know?

 

[Burgers in the ass]

See, I did, and to sweeten the deal I told them I'd attach a chainsaw to one of the arms. You know what happened? They mopped and cried that wasn't a "normal" arm and that they wouldn't be able to hug their mommies. Then they started crying even more when I told them that if their moms loved them they wouldn't of shipped them off to fight in underground cage matches.

Some brats are just ungrateful you know?

I know! They're super spoiled, any other disabled kid would totally want that type of arm!

 

[XYZpdq]

 

[Orkeosaurus]

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jesus fuck that picture never gets old

 

[TheClorax]

North Korea’s getting desperate.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

North Korea’s getting desperate.

there's a patent on this. i think i'll be fine

 

[Dysnomia]

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Black Menace dindu nuthin

 

[Ido]

But hamsters don't need knives those fuckers will tear each other apart with their hands and teeth, and eat their babies. Fucking bastards.