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I think the forum's community is a lot like the layers of the Earth. There's the crust, the mantle, and the core.

The crust has the most surface area. It's furthest from the center of the planet. It would represent the very large number of passive members, the people who don't post often, or the ones that don't have accounts. They imbue little to none of the culture.

The mantle sits below the crust and above the core. It has more energy than the crust and goes a lot deeper. It'd be the people who post infrequently and/or avoid the chat. It's the average user who might understand a lot of in-jokes but refrains from participating often.

The core is the center. It's where 'tism is most dense and active. It's the people who participate in chat and know all the in jokes and do the -pets- thing. Oddly, as they're the furthest from the crust, they're less likely to participate in Chris discussion.


As more is added to the community, things will change. The composition of what makes up each layer will be modified. Even now, every day the makeup of the board is a little different. The thing is, most people don't see it. Things change very slowly and when something accelerates it, people are discomforted by it. I'm trying to figure out why things are "good" right now and why most people are content, and I think it's for a few reasons.

1) We expect people to be nice to each other. When they aren't, they get banned. The majority of people are very amiable and as a result it creates a comfortable community.
2) Our staff are pretty exceptional for an online community. We have good number of people, they do a great job at identifying problems as they arise, and most are active.
3) People that cause problems are often outsiders. When it's an internal problem, the person is usually such a misfit people already wanted them gone.
4) We try not to take ourselves too seriously. This isn't a job. This is a big game of retard safari.

In that sense, the board is self-regulating. We hold people to common sense and that's usually enough. With any new additions, the same sort of philosophy will be kept.
 
That's a very good point. We do have exceptional staff. We're lucky to have so many exceptional individuals helping the rest of us regular folks get by. Our staff are some of the most exceptional people I've had the fortune to meet and Dear Leader is the most exceptional of all.
 
Forum add-ons has taken the lead despite starting in dead-last. I think this has to do with the number of "crust" / casual users that have visited the thread over the last 3 days after adding the global notice. Immediately, the chat people see the thread, but only over time do the majority of users begin to respond to things.

It's a good place to start now that I think about it. Given the state of things as they are now, it probably isn't a gright idea to bombard people with a bunch of new modules. I still want to drag people out of the discussion board because those users are fleeting. You sign up, post a bit about Chris, and then eventually realize that he's dried up and leave. If the person were to eventually venture out of discussion, they stand a much higher chance of integrating long-term. I'd like some sort of encouragement system for posting outside of that board, but for the casual poster / lurker, forum incentives aren't effective.

After looking over some XenForo add-ons from their resource list, there's a few things that are nice.

On the topic of games:
In general forum stuff:

I understand the forum got its start with Chris. I know that most people come here to talk about Chris, but looking at Chris' activity and having experienced his reluctance to even accept a thousand dollars for nothing, I cannot imagine him being a sustainable source of new users or discussion for much longer. To use the douchiest words possible: I prognosticate the end of Christory in the next 2 years, and I see the time leading up to that to be slow. I don't want to eliminate Chris from the forum, but I don't want to rely on him for activity and I don't want us to be caught with our pants down if for some reason he were to suddenly stop posting updates forever after today.

After running some quick database queries, I've turned up the following data. These are the number of posts made in each forum over the last 7 days a few minutes before this post was made.

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I think we're reaching a point where it's safe to branch out. I'll start tweaking things on the forum to make them more homely, but in the next few months I intend to shake things up. Remember: A change a day keeps the autism away.
 
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I want more hug-boxes in Chat for our Family to just hug and cheer and talk about our dreams and feelings, so yeah, being able to create a semi-private chatgroup would be kickin-rad-
 
Voted for better chat. It has some minor annoyances for me like not always scrolling to the bottom, especially after an image has been posted. And sometimes it moves WAY too quickly so adding additional rooms/channels would help slow down the chat during peak hours where you can't follow the conversation.

Also requesting a new smiley icon with a hockey mask and wizard hat on it por favor
 
Improved chat would be great, and a Minecraft server would be awesome. Everything else is fine
Minecraft is fine, but I don't know if there will be griefers ruining every wow building. We will need fine moderators and plugins.

I would like to ask for a Sammy saying "Frickin" smiley too.
 
Minecraft is fine, but I don't know if there will be griefers ruining every wow building. We will need fine moderators and plugins.

I would like to ask for a Sammy saying "Frickin" smiley too.
Maybe it could be a closed server? Besides, folks here are already pretty knowledgeable about what is and isn't acceptable behavior
 
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I'm quite happy with the current trophy system and whatnot, I wouldn't like the site to become like Steam with all the badges and trophies. As for more chats, I like just having one chat. It never really gets SUPER full, and it serves a nice hub to interract with forumers that I wouldn't normally see outside of my usual lurking spots in the forum.

Having Minecraft, Steam groups and so forth would be nice. There's plenty of cool people in the forums, and gaming together would be nice.
 
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So TF2 is one of these servers. Is there gonna be a CWC-styled one or lolcow-related?

Preferably a Molay one. :ween:
 
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can we have subfourms dedicated to furries on lolcow (lets call it furries):heart-full:
 
can we have subfourms dedicated to furries on lolcow (lets call it furries):heart-full:
This (Lolcow subforum) isn't a furry subforum.

EDIT: On a serious note though, I don't think there should be a furry subforum for now unless the furry thread is getting bigger.
 
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Thousands of years ago Smokedaddy and I were supposed to get together on Eve and suicide gank some miners. It never happened but it would have been badass. Theres alot of gamers here so I think the game servers are the way to go.
Go back to sleep. Null killed you.
 
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