US WEED'D is a collection of bongs that "can't be hidden when mum comes home"

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Milanese brand WEED'D has launched three striking and colourful marijuana bongs designed by Italian designers Simone Bonanni, Valerio Sommella and Maddalena Casadei.

Led by design director Bonanni, Milanese brand WEED'D created the collection of bongs to challenge traditional associations of weed smoking. Bonanni designed one of the bongs himself with Sommella and Casadei contributing one each.
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Top: WEED'D has launched three bongs. Photo is by Mattia Greghi. Above: Simone Bonanni is design director for WEED'D and designed one of the bongs
The products have been launched ahead of 420 – a day that marks the celebration of cannabis consumption globally, tomorrow.

Crafted from ceramic, the trio of boldly-coloured bongs will be available in shades of brick yellow, deep blue and pale beige, designed in shapes with soft and rounded angles.

Bonanni created a tall geometric bong, while Casadei's design has a rounded base and Sommella's bong is V-shaped.
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Maddalena Casadei designed a bong with a rounded base as part of the collection
The products are named SB001, VS001 and MC001 respectively, after their designers' initials.


"The [designs] stand in the middle between performing products and home decor objects," said WEED'D founder Stefano Aschieri, who recruited Bonanni as design director on the project.
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Valerio Sommella designed a simple, V-shaped bong
Bonanni explained that the bongs aim to confront traditionally negative health and lifestyle narratives associated with marijuana, and instead offer users art-like objects that double as smoking devices.

"Performance and functionality are respected and fully guaranteed with our products as we understand the ritual has enormous importance for the traditional cannabis user, yet this is not our main focus," Bonanni told Dezeen.

"We as designers would rather challenge the typical product architecture of smoking objects and their meaning in our everyday life to envision new aesthetics and values."

Bonanni and Aschieri also added that the WEED'D bongs are designed to be modern and fresh in a way that distances them from more clinically-shaped, typical smoking objects.

"Today, the question is, what would a smoking object look like nowadays?" said Bonanni. "How would it look when you don’t use it? What does your bong mean to you?"

"These are bongs that can't be hidden when mum comes home," joked Ashieri, acknowledging their bright and bold design.
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WEED'D launched the bongs to mark 420. Photo is by Mattia Greghi
WEED'D is a spin-off of Ashieri's company WOOD'D, which sells various accessories. The bongs will be available at a launch event in Milan on 20 April, as well as online and at selected retailers in Italy, Switzerland and France.

As cannabis continues to become legalised in countries around the world, designers and architects are creating products and experiences to reflect this.

Recent related projects include a Toronto dispensary modelled on an Italian deli by Superette and collectable, lego-like packaging for actor Seth Rogen's cannabis brand Houseplant.

The photography is courtesy of WEED'D unless otherwise stated.
 
It's just a bunch of bent pipes. Can you use a bent pipe as a bong? Sure. Should you pay hundreds (thousands?) of dollars for an imported Milanese bent pipe? Well, I guess if you're stupid enough to do that you'd have wasted your money on something else anyways, so okay.
 
I'd take potheads more seriously if they didn't base their personality on dude weed lmaoism.
The dude weed lmao types are less annoying than the "I'm a patient and I need my medicine" types. Both annoying, but I'd prefer my annoying stoners to not cry.

It's just a bunch of bent pipes. Can you use a bent pipe as a bong? Sure. Should you pay hundreds (thousands?) of dollars for an imported Milanese bent pipe? Well, I guess if you're stupid enough to do that you'd have wasted your money on something else anyways, so okay.
Branding for a bunch of nu-wave hippies. It's not just a bong, it's an artisian piece made by the finest craftsmen in Milan, etc etc. Obviously not for everyone, especially not those who just want to get high; but there are idiot auteres out there who must have every over-prices piece of shit.
 
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This is the only one designed by someone who knows bong-crafting. The DP-dildo job won't have near enough water, the bowl is both gigantic and way too shallow. That gourd shape helps but depth>width with water filtration. Better bowl but you could still probably cram a whole eighth in there. Above has a bowl that would be filled with less than a gram. It's the right shape/depth to easily "walk the cherry around" along the sides to more slowly burn it. There's room to pack with a Bic lighter, but not huge. That depth means bubbles have to spend more time passing through water, filtering contaminants better. I'm not saying this is a magnum opus by any means but I wouldn't waste the herb on the other two.

Also clear borosilicate glass>colored glass>ceramics>metals (not soda cans or a 5mm socket)>plastics. Whatever these awful thing cost you can get a pretty kickass clear glass piece that will perform better. You're almost always better off getting a thick, simple bong with ground glass connections for percolators'n'sheit. If those are integrated and get fucked the whole piece is toast. On the other hand you can swap components and have a main bong with enough strength you could probably beat someone with it.
 
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This is the only one designed by someone who knows bong-crafting. The DP-dildo job won't have near enough water, the bowl is both gigantic and way too shallow. That gourd shape helps but depth>width with water filtration. Better bowl but you could still probably cram a whole eighth in there. Above has a bowl that would be filled with less than a gram. It's the right shape/depth to easily "walk the cherry around" along the sides to more slowly burn it. There's room to pack with a Bic lighter, but not huge. That depth means bubbles have to spend more time passing through water, filtering contaminants better. I'm not saying this is a magnum opus by any means but I wouldn't waste the herb on the other two.

Also clear borosilicate glass>colored glass>ceramics>metals (not soda cans or a 5mm socket)>plastics. Whatever these awful thing cost you can get a pretty kickass clear glass piece that will perform better. You're almost always better off getting a thick, simple bong with ground glass connections for percolators'n'sheit. If those are integrated and get fucked the whole piece is toast. On the other hand you can swap components and have a main bong with enough strength you could probably beat someone with it.
I’m not interested in smoking weed in the least, but this was an insightful read. I have pals who get into heated debates over the quality of their “glass”, and now I understand a bit more.
 
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