US WEED'D is a collection of bongs that "can't be hidden when mum comes home"

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Milanese brand WEED'D has launched three striking and colourful marijuana bongs designed by Italian designers Simone Bonanni, Valerio Sommella and Maddalena Casadei.

Led by design director Bonanni, Milanese brand WEED'D created the collection of bongs to challenge traditional associations of weed smoking. Bonanni designed one of the bongs himself with Sommella and Casadei contributing one each.
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Top: WEED'D has launched three bongs. Photo is by Mattia Greghi. Above: Simone Bonanni is design director for WEED'D and designed one of the bongs
The products have been launched ahead of 420 – a day that marks the celebration of cannabis consumption globally, tomorrow.

Crafted from ceramic, the trio of boldly-coloured bongs will be available in shades of brick yellow, deep blue and pale beige, designed in shapes with soft and rounded angles.

Bonanni created a tall geometric bong, while Casadei's design has a rounded base and Sommella's bong is V-shaped.
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Maddalena Casadei designed a bong with a rounded base as part of the collection
The products are named SB001, VS001 and MC001 respectively, after their designers' initials.


"The [designs] stand in the middle between performing products and home decor objects," said WEED'D founder Stefano Aschieri, who recruited Bonanni as design director on the project.
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Valerio Sommella designed a simple, V-shaped bong
Bonanni explained that the bongs aim to confront traditionally negative health and lifestyle narratives associated with marijuana, and instead offer users art-like objects that double as smoking devices.

"Performance and functionality are respected and fully guaranteed with our products as we understand the ritual has enormous importance for the traditional cannabis user, yet this is not our main focus," Bonanni told Dezeen.

"We as designers would rather challenge the typical product architecture of smoking objects and their meaning in our everyday life to envision new aesthetics and values."

Bonanni and Aschieri also added that the WEED'D bongs are designed to be modern and fresh in a way that distances them from more clinically-shaped, typical smoking objects.

"Today, the question is, what would a smoking object look like nowadays?" said Bonanni. "How would it look when you don’t use it? What does your bong mean to you?"

"These are bongs that can't be hidden when mum comes home," joked Ashieri, acknowledging their bright and bold design.
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WEED'D launched the bongs to mark 420. Photo is by Mattia Greghi
WEED'D is a spin-off of Ashieri's company WOOD'D, which sells various accessories. The bongs will be available at a launch event in Milan on 20 April, as well as online and at selected retailers in Italy, Switzerland and France.

As cannabis continues to become legalised in countries around the world, designers and architects are creating products and experiences to reflect this.

Recent related projects include a Toronto dispensary modelled on an Italian deli by Superette and collectable, lego-like packaging for actor Seth Rogen's cannabis brand Houseplant.

The photography is courtesy of WEED'D unless otherwise stated.
 
I've never done drugs, but what is the point of a bong? I mean a joint is just a weed cigarette, but what the hell does a bong even do? What's the difference between a bong and a hookah?
 
I've never done drugs, but what is the point of a bong? I mean a joint is just a weed cigarette, but what the hell does a bong even do? What's the difference between a bong and a hookah?
A bong uses water to filter ash and loose herb out of the smoke that you inhale, making the hit smoother and fucking your lungs up less. The bowl containing the herb sits atop a stem that goes to the bottom of the bong, below the water when filled. You light the bowl, the smoke, ash, and unburnt herb travel down the stem into the base of the bong, into the water where the ash and unburnt herb are caught by the water, only the smoke can escape. You then pull the bowl out and suck the smoke into your lungs.

Hookah is the same basic concept but more commonly used to smoke flavored tobbaco that has been specially treated to burn slow and smooth. Hookahs also have hoses instead of a neck that you have to put your mouth on, and can be smoked by several people at once as opposed to one at a time in the case of a bong.

Real niggas smoking out of 2L bottles with stolen garden hose ends as a bowl
Naaaaah real nigga shit is a wash tub full of water, a 2 liter bottle with the bottom cut off, and a ratchet socket shoved into the cap to act as a bowl piece. Gravity bongs will fuck you up on another level.
 
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I'd take potheads more seriously if they didn't base their personality on dude weed lmaoism.
I miss the days when if you smoked weed, you didn't tell anyone at all other than people you smoked weed with. The whole idea was to make sure nobody knew or found out, cause cops and all that.

And the worst are the weed activists. People like Dana Larson and Marc Emery and shit. I'll take a dude weedlmao person over a weed activist any day.
 
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Smoother and bigger hit. Dosing drugs is weird and counterintuitive. A set of small doses over time will generally result in a lower peak, while a big hit at once gives you a bigger peak. A bong is a good way to deliver a predictable dose, you tend to peak harder and faster. Plus, a good joint is usually way more weed AND it stinks like you wouldn't believe.

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One time I used a 10L water jug.
 
@neverendingmidi
Smoother and bigger hit. Dosing drugs is weird and counterintuitive. A set of small doses over time will generally result in a lower peak, while a big hit at once gives you a bigger peak. A bong is a good way to deliver a predictable dose, you tend to peak harder and faster. Plus, a good joint is usually way more weed AND it stinks like you wouldn't believe.

@Socrates
One time I used a 10L water jug.
Not specifically related to bongs, but one time my buddy came up on a ridiculous sack of shake, like a couple O's worth. So we rigged up a foil bowl piece to the intake of one of those air mattress pumps, and proceeded to hotbox his room to the point where you literally couldn't see 3 feet in front of you. Probably the hugest waste of pot ever, but it was fun to try, and like I said it was schwag so we weren't exactly excited to smoke that shit normally.
 
Not specifically related to bongs, but one time my buddy came up on a ridiculous sack of shake, like a couple O's worth. So we rigged up a foil bowl piece to the intake of one of those air mattress pumps, and proceeded to hotbox his room to the point where you literally couldn't see 3 feet in front of you.
I love how stoner retards suddenly come up with incredible contraptions when weed is involved. That's fucking hilarious.

On ancient YouTube there was a video of some guys turning a 55 gallon drum into a gravity bong except they got inside it, in a pool, and pushed it up from below.

The other one I remember was a dude using a volcano vape inside one of those plastic sauna tents and falling out of it, baked out of his gourd.

I smoked salvia out of a 2L gravity bong exactly once and would not do it again
 
I smoked salvia out of a 2L gravity bong exactly once and would not do it again
Lol nigger you're a mad man :story:
There is 0 chance you actually managed to stay on your feet after that, it must have been 5 minutes in the nightmare zone.
 
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Lol nigger you're a mad man :story:
There is 0 chance you actually managed to stay on your feet after that, it must have been 5 minutes in the nightmare zone.
Full on delusional hallucinations. Like, not the kind that make shapes shift or fuck with your vision but full on teleportation to another realm. It was actually rad as fuck, super vivid and nothing nightmarish happened. The 20 minutes after that were rough, just general disorientation and malaise and that thing where gravity shifts 90 degrees
 
Full on delusional hallucinations. Like, not the kind that make shapes shift or fuck with your vision but full on teleportation to another realm. It was actually rad as fuck, super vivid and nothing nightmarish happened. The 20 minutes after that were rough, just general disorientation and malaise and that thing where gravity shifts 90 degrees
Salvia is definitely a fucking weird one. Worth trying at least once if you're of sound mind imo. Puts hair on your chest.

Anyways to bring this back to the topic at hand, if you need something nice to smoke out of don't fuck with this hipster faggot shit. Jesus christ smoking out of ceramic sounds like shit. Get yourself something made by American Made Glass or a nice KONG model from Phire. That gay ass camouflage pipe shit is for edgy 16 year olds.
 
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These look like what an Amish person would create if you told them to create a bong without first showing them an example of one, opting instead for a very brief and incomplete description.
Isn't glassblowing one of those old-school crafts the Amish should be really good at? I bet if you described the purpose and function of a bong to them, they'd come up with way better than these Milanese pasta noodles.
 
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This is the only one designed by someone who knows bong-crafting. The DP-dildo job won't have near enough water, the bowl is both gigantic and way too shallow. That gourd shape helps but depth>width with water filtration. Better bowl but you could still probably cram a whole eighth in there. Above has a bowl that would be filled with less than a gram. It's the right shape/depth to easily "walk the cherry around" along the sides to more slowly burn it. There's room to pack with a Bic lighter, but not huge. That depth means bubbles have to spend more time passing through water, filtering contaminants better. I'm not saying this is a magnum opus by any means but I wouldn't waste the herb on the other two.

Also clear borosilicate glass>colored glass>ceramics>metals (not soda cans or a 5mm socket)>plastics. Whatever these awful thing cost you can get a pretty kickass clear glass piece that will perform better. You're almost always better off getting a thick, simple bong with ground glass connections for percolators'n'sheit. If those are integrated and get fucked the whole piece is toast. On the other hand you can swap components and have a main bong with enough strength you could probably beat someone with it.
Right?! I see people with 4 foot tall bongs and shit with intricate chambers and twists... and these you can't even see inside. You have to clean the damn things, if you can't fit in most of the way into a soup pot to boil it or soak it in alcohol and you can't reach half the thing with a pipe cleaner you are doing it wrong.
 
I've never done drugs, but what is the point of a bong? I mean a joint is just a weed cigarette, but what the hell does a bong even do? What's the difference between a bong and a hookah?
So in it's simplest form a bong is a device that forces smoke from the burning bowl to pass through liquid (usually water) before it is actually inhaled. This makes it more smooth to inhale and can even be improved by adding ice for example. With a joint/blunt there is some kind of paper burning and usually you'll have a spiralled/folded piece of paper as a filter. The fiberglass ones from cigarettes will trap stuff and clog up.

A hookah uses the same water-filtration concept with a slightly different implementation. Where the bowl is on a bong, is an attachment point for the hose you inhale from in the hookah. Then up at the top is a chamber filled with strongly flavored tobacco, capped off with foil with holes poked into it, and on top of that is a charcoal briquette. Instead of lighting each pull like with a bong, the coal continuously burns and heats the tobacco.
 
So in it's simplest form a bong is a device that forces smoke from the burning bowl to pass through liquid (usually water) before it is actually inhaled. This makes it more smooth to inhale and can even be improved by adding ice for example. With a joint/blunt there is some kind of paper burning and usually you'll have a spiralled/folded piece of paper as a filter. The fiberglass ones from cigarettes will trap stuff and clog up.

A hookah uses the same water-filtration concept with a slightly different implementation. Where the bowl is on a bong, is an attachment point for the hose you inhale from in the hookah. Then up at the top is a chamber filled with strongly flavored tobacco, capped off with foil with holes poked into it, and on top of that is a charcoal briquette. Instead of lighting each pull like with a bong, the coal continuously burns and heats the tobacco.
I've seen people (from Colorado) whose preferred weed smoking was from a hookah. I was told it was shit and didn't get you very high.
 
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I've seen people (from Colorado) whose preferred weed smoking was from a hookah. I was told it was shit and didn't get you very high.
The "Colorado" part might explain it. The higher you are from sea level, the quicker intoxicants will hit your bloodstream. A bong or a joint might hit too fast, skipping the fun part right into nausea, while the overall weaker hookah might be the right concentration for fun when you're that high up in elevation.

My parents told me how they got falling down drunk off three drinks for similar reasons when they first stayed in Mexico City. Weirdly, once you adapt it goes the other way, a person who's used to drinking in high altitudes will be able to drink a number of people under the table at sea level- though that wears off pretty quickly.
 
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