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Thetan said:
I'd like to ask Jace about this on Fact Zone.

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An accident occurred during production. Thus, the comic book villain Big Stank Dick Dad was born.
 
DeagleDad420 said:
Yea that guy got shut down pretty much immediately thanks to the eternal vigilance of the Deagle Nation Defense Force

I really don't understand why people do this, do they literally believe that it's possible to reason with Jace? Or that one random Twitter person pointing out that it might be fake will be enough to convince him? I mean come on
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It's one of the qualities of a true lolcow, how they continue to exist, and possibly why they exist in the first place. It's like how Chris was able to turn white knights into trolls. These type of lolcows are able to always make sure a troll is there because even if all the current ones were to magically disappear then their actions would draw or create new ones.

It's almost beautiful.
 
KatsuKitty said:
An accident occurred during production. Thus, the comic book villain Big Stank Dick Dad was born.
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In my heart this is exactly how Dicksquad was formed. None of you can convince me otherwise.

Protoman said:
I don't think Jace is honestly "gay" so much as someone who's not comfortable enough with themselves to dismiss any vague homosexual urges as natural and unfounded. Sexuality is a spectrum, and people who aren't confident in their sexuality tend to react violently when something challenges the idea of them being 100% TRUE and HONEST.

plus jace is insane and extrapolates jealously admiring a guy who's stronger and more attractive than him into "no dude thats gay dicksquad is sending me homosexual thought waves"
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I think you're probably spot on with this. Jace seems so hypermasculine and stereotypically homophobic that even admiring another dude innocently, in the "man, I wish I had those abs" way, gets interpreted as a sign that he's fallen off the straight path.
 
Protoman said:
I don't think Jace is honestly "gay" so much as someone who's not comfortable enough with themselves to dismiss any vague homosexual urges as natural and unfounded. Sexuality is a spectrum, and people who aren't confident in their sexuality tend to react violently when something challenges the idea of them being 100% TRUE and HONEST.

plus jace is insane and extrapolates jealously admiring a guy who's stronger and more attractive than him into "no dude thats gay dicksquad is sending me homosexual thought waves"
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of course - but it's still hilarious to see how defensive he gets.
 
How do you call into Factzone? Do you use Skype? I promise I won't ween, I'm not that stupid.
 
Seahorses said:
I would like someone to tell me what "it" is.
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sorry matey. Put simply, it was a phone call from just a couple of days ago in which "Mike" tells Jace that he is under attack by DICKSQUAD radio waves and mind control attacks which are actively attempting to "turn" him gay and give him AIDS. Jace freaks out, and "Mike" advises him to remain calm and wrap himself in tinfoil (or, rather, to wrap the top of his head, his dick and his chest in tinfoil, and to insert a tinfoil spike into his anus). Jace tries to do so, but in the process asks his mom for more tinfoil while wearing his new tinfoil hat. Gail grabs the phone and starts demanding to know if the caller is a "non-Christian", before hanging up - Jace can be heard shrieking in the background.
Expect 10/10 tinfoil hattery in half an hour or so.
 
The Knife said:
In my heart this is exactly how Dicksquad was formed. None of you can convince me otherwise.



I think you're probably spot on with this. Jace seems so hypermasculine and stereotypically homophobic that even admiring another dude innocently, in the "man, I wish I had those abs" way, gets interpreted as a sign that he's fallen off the straight path.
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Just got some popcorn and a few candy bars. Alrite Jace, let's get this show started. AUGH YEAH
 
I've never played Liberal Crime Squad, but I think that Jace's health of MisTeeth is pretty unrealistic.

Edit: New segment. WORDS FAIL. WHY. WHY DON'T I HAVE ALCOHOL
 
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Meme Zone

I'm dying help me

oh god he did the gangnam style and got tired from it
 
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