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I drew Soap the Wolf Sims version
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She looks like Doge
 
"You will not use language like that in this house!"
 
For those of you who missed it, watch it here:

 
So did his Mommy make him get off or what?
 
I really fucking hate the Weens.

I shown this to someone as it was happening, mostly as he was painting his wolf with 'juggalo tattoos'

His first thought was that the chat is actually worse then the guy playing. Now to be fair this was during a very base time in the stream, the high point was being kicked out of Uncle Sams Finest and being unable to rejoin due to a script error, but no fuck that. I can see why Jace bans people from streams when shits happening.

Its mostly this A5 guy who was doing the bulk of the work, everyone else at least had the descency to make throw-away accounts
 
Does anybody know if /k/ was among the ones spamming chat and his phone, or have they for the most part moved on?
 
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Does anybody know if /k/ was among the ones spamming chat and his phone, or have they for the most part moved on?
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Hopefully they'll fuck off but I guess they had too much fun with their kneejerk reaction weenery to stop coming now. I don't know how we could coordinate less stupid shit in the future. I could write a post about ettiquite in his streams but 1) passing it around would be impossible, and 2) nobody would adhere to rules.

The thing about weens, their defining feature even, is that they are more interested in self-insert trolling than anything else. It's not just a spectacle. It's not just having fun or getting laughs. It's about gratification. They spent 2 hours spamming swastikas and stupid shit like "YOU GOT FIRED FOR BEING A TERRORIST" for the off chance that he would mention them one time on the air. That's it. 2 hours of spamming to get a shout out.

Smart people don't do shit like this and dumb people don't read stickies.
 
That's a SEMPER FI knife, you unpatriotic terrorist!
 
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That's a SEMPER FI knife, you unpatriotic terrorist!
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Oh I see it now. My bad.

Also it really tickles me that when he starts chimping out over things that he starts sounding like a stereotypical retard.
 
Dammit, I was supposed to watch this, but fell asleep before it even started. At least it's archived.
Six sergeant chevrons? Here in Finland we consider four to be redunkilous, and five is right out.
 
His spiel about how Marine snipers smoke weed to steady their aim made me rage. Also, what kind of idiot pronounces the "S" in "Corps"? Oh wait...this is Jace.
 
OK, watched the whole thing. Some of my faves:

Jace's shirt: "SARCASM: Just one more skill I've mastered".
(Really? It generally seems to fly right above his head.)

Jace: "And then Tyce comes out, he's dressed like a homo..."
(In-game, Tyce and Jace do a hearty handshake. "Tyce thinks Jace is okay.")


Jace: "I don't believe in homos! I, in this game, am a hetero!"
(Yup, Jace is much, much more gifted with words than Chris is! They've got the exact same rhetoric, though.)


Jace: "He opens the door, guess what, that is the last mistake he does, opening that door. Okay, so he goes inside..."
(Rings the doorbell, closes the door on his own face, opens the door, in true MUREEN fashion. Tyce appears outside. Jace fails at shooting Tyce, but that's okay because Tyce basically has a heart attack or something. Takes a photo of Tyce. Turns out it's covered with his thumb.)



Jace's character refuses to parkay the Gamerfood shack, and instead wants to go to the toilet. (Which has been repoman'd.)



Jace: "When your character dies in game, there'll be only one way out, all right? The grave." *cocks the plastic Deagle*
(In the long series of "statements that induce long dumb stares from yours truly")
*keeps rambling, twirls the Deagle like a motherfucker and the magazine - 'scuse me - the *clip* falls off*


Responding to comments: "That's not *tactical* barbecue sauce, that's just barbecue sauce!"


Jace: "So I'm just gonna get my GAMING SNACKS..." *almost chokes on them*


*Wants to switch to Nickelback custom music, the in-game music kicks in instead*
Jace: "THIS IS MOSLEM MUSIC! STRYKER'S NOT GONNA DANCE TO MOSLEM MUSIC!"
(In-game, dancing to Moslem music anyway.)


Jace: "My broadcaster's crashed, so we're back where we left off..."
(In-game, Jace keeps dancing in the "gay" way)


Jace: "I don't hear Nickelback..."
(The game engine luckily enough refuses to play the song)


*Shoots the computer, everything blows up* "Strykercan'tdiestrykercan'tdiestrykercan'tdie" "WHY'S HE ON FIRE???" "I'm hacking the game to make him not on fire any more" *proceeds to USE ALL THE CHEAT CODES!!!!!!!!!!!!* "This wouldn't happen in real life [...] so unrealistic..." *shoots the gas stove* "Why didn't it blow up? Oh, it's the dishwasher. Well that's gay."


Says he actually was playing MGS1 and quit at Psycho Mantis because the game was "glitching out" and he couldn't shoot the guy because he was teleporting away.
(...*sigh*...)


Jace: "HE'S A MARINE, GODDAMN IT! HE'S WEARING THE FUCKING UNIFORM!! OF COURSE HE'S IN THE MARINES!!! HE DIDN'T GET FIRED!!!! ...Fuck you, Richard Cranium."

Jace: "Yes, I'm killing a person for getting dishonorably discharged. What's your point???"

Jace: "Whycan'thejointhemarinsewhycan'thejointhemarineswhycan'thejointhemarineswhycan'thejointhemarineswhycan'thejointhemarines WHYYYY that's gay."
(Fails to rejoin the military career, even when he uses a cheat code. This game is realistic!)


Just about everything about the Wolf Customization was gold. (He doesn't seem to know a whole lot about wolves. Like how wolf tails don't curl up like the one he chose - that's a dog trait. /wolfsperg)
Jace: "So basically two of the coolest things just got combined, and that's where you can only see that happening on my stream, is when cool things like wolves and tribal tattoos really just come together, in one big gaming sesssschhh for all the gamers on the battlefield."


Jace: "STOP! FUCKING! SSCHWASTIKAING! ME! ON! THIS! FUCKING! SITE!"


Jace: "Sorry, I can't talk any louder, or else my mom's gonna hear me and she's gonna come yell at me."
(He only takes commands from the Commander in Chief of the United States Muhreens. ...And his mom.)

Jace's mom: "That kind of language is not appropriate... [...] I'm... I'm going to tell your FATHER!"
 
Fantastic stuff. It's a great look at Jace's idealised version of himself. This poor fuck is so funny, I hope the lulz never end.
 
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