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Anchuent Christory said:
I thought the internet could never produce somebody as pathetic as Chris..... I was wrong.

That last section with his mother was incredible!
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When I first started following Jace in 2012, he was downright normal. That was before he awoke. Before he became the sperg he was meant to be. Now he's flowered into a lunatic with no sign of slowing his roll at all. The Chandler house burned just in time for 48 Forest St rise from the ashes. He is the Gamer of the World. He is the Gamer of Justice. Come to the house of Jace.

The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.
 
DeagleDad420 said:
When I first started following Jace in 2012, he was downright normal. That was before he awoke. Before he became the sperg he was meant to be. Now he's flowered into a lunatic with no sign of slowing his roll at all. The Chandler house burned just in time for 48 Forest St rise from the ashes. He is the Gamer of the World. He is the Gamer of Justice. Come to the house of Jace.

The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.
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Why the initial interest in him if you don't mind me asking? I'm not sure this guy has the potential to out-lulz Chris (yet) but then, he specialises in a rather different form of internet idiocy.
Chris always had his childlike demeanor to at generate a certain amount of sympathy and take the edge off his more asshole like qualities, but this Jace guy is just straight up dickbag teenager, I hope he receives the organised trolling he deserves.

Also I can't see anybody donating when he inevitably burns his house down.
 
Anchuent Christory said:
Why the initial interest in him if you don't mind me asking? I'm not sure this guy has the potential to out-lulz Chris (yet) but then, he specialises in a rather different form of internet idiocy.
Chris always had his childlike demeanor to at generate a certain amount of sympathy and take the edge off his more asshole like qualities, but this Jace guy is just straight up dickbag teenager, I hope he receives the organised trolling he deserves.

Also I can't see anybody donating when he inevitably burns his house down.
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He's just as much of a bumbling fool.

Jace is definately the Curb your Enthusiasm to Chris's Seinfeld. Sure, not the same show, but it's similar enough to be hilarious in the same way.
 
"I was 9/11d by my MOM who was tricked by gamer food. THIS IS BULL SHIT I HATE MY PARENTS" -
Jace Conners USMC
I would keep tabs on his alt youtube account.
 
Fishkill said:
"I was 9/11d by my MOM who was tricked by gamer food. THIS IS BULL SHIT I HATE MY PARENTS" -
Jace Conners USMC
I would keep tabs on his alt youtube account.
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That's not his alt. People have been making fake alts of him for months, stretching back to the Trial and the Tyce saga. Why would he bother posting on his own video with an alt?
 
DeagleDad420 said:
That's not his alt. People have been making fake alts of him for months, stretching back to the Trial and the Tyce saga. Why would he bother posting on his own video with an alt?
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Idk, mommy took away his YT. Best guess. Not saying it's real though.
 
It's kinda funny how during the livestream he's insulting Richard a lot.
"Hey look Richard is trying to hit on this girl sim! It says she hates him. Probably because he has like fifteen chins and he's autistic and lives with his mom."
For some reason that just cracks me up because he uses the "lives with his mom" insult about five times in the video. Where does Jace live again? :roll:

It's also really funny when his sim dances to some sort of house music and dances in what he feels is "a gay way". He goes all mental over it. Mr. Stryker appears to have a thing for arab music too and it's awesome how he gets legitimately angry over what he probably sees as his character's apparant un-patriotic music taste. :lol:
 
Satan said:
It's kinda funny how during the livestream he's insulting Richard a lot.
"Hey look Richard is trying to hit on this girl sim! It says she hates him. Probably because he has like fifteen chins and he's autistic and lives with his mom."
For some reason that just cracks me up because he uses the "lives with his mom" insult about five times in the video. Where does Jace live again? :roll:

It's also really funny when his sim dances to some sort of house music and dances in what he feels is "a gay way". He goes all mental over it. Mr. Stryker appears to have a thing for arab music too and it's awesome how he gets legitimately angry over what he probably sees as his character's apparant un-patriotic music taste. :lol:
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No, no, no! His mom lives with HIM! There's a difference!!!
 
CWCissey said:
Tactical BBQ sauce should be a rank.
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I know the weens are a pain in the arse, particularly with the calls to his mum; But some of his reactions to their trolling cracked me up "No! It's not fucking tactical barbecue sauce!"
 
Gorogoroth said:
I know the weens are a pain in the arse, particularly with the calls to his mum; But some of his reactions to their trolling cracked me up "No! It's not fucking tactical barbecue sauce!"
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I was the one that started that, lol. I kept calling out "Tactical X" and when I said "Tactical BBQ" people started saying it too.

That sort of shit is funny, though. Cluttering chat with stupid shit (multi-line spam with nothing but garbage) isn't.
 
I have to admit this was way funnier than watching Chris beat people up in Soul Calibur. I haven't gotten to watch the last half-hour yet, but my favorite parts so far:
- Jayce role-playing as Jack Stryker by spewing out every tired, cliched action hero line ever conceived and describing how the camera would dramatically zoom in on his face while delivering these lines
- describing Stryker as "parkouring" to every target
- repeatedly trying and failing to shoot Tyce
- "He forgot his gun, and he's very sleepy now, so he's going home."
- referring to Stryker's martial arts gi as a "gay toga"
- "I'm not going to talk about anime! That part of my life is far behind me now!" [spergs about anime for ten minutes]
- chimping out over his Mary Sue dancing to MOSLIM MUSIC
- Stryker, the noble marine, ruthlessly murdering a defenseless old man coming outside to mourn his dead son
- Stryker setting himself on fire in the Gamerfood lair
- randomly choking and spitting up throughout the broadcast
- being on the verge of tears when Stryker was kicked out of the military for skipping work to bang his wife
- "It's not tactical barbecue sauce, it's just regular barbecue sauce!"
Listening to him eat his dinner was pretty revolting, though, with him smacking and slurping like he was on his knees in a gas station men's room. And how many beverage containers did he have near him during that gaming session? He's as bad as Chris, always needing a sippy cup of something to guzzle down.

Count how many times he says something in the game is or isn't "realistic". Or the number of times he regurgitates the phrase "soldier on the battlefield."
 
Shadow Fox said:
Count how many times he says something in the game is or isn't "realistic". Or the number of times he regurgitates the phrase "soldier on the battlefield."
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Particularly when he tries to do something that's more suited to Grand Theft Auto than The Sims.
 
Sooo Jace was too retarded to figure out the Pscho Mantis fight in MGS and just thinks he couldn't beat him because of a game breaking glitch? And he has a Meryl (who is a hot gamer babe and NOT A DUDE) waifu in his sims. Jace you sad, sad little man.
 
I think I'm going to be following this guy as well (I previously only followed Chris, no other lolcow could hold my attention) after watching that stream. I lost it when he couldn't handle the his Mary Sue avatar being kicked out of the Marines.
 
If I remember correctly, Jace mentioned an online girlfriend during the Live stream? I wonder if it's a troll, or if not, if she's aware of his internet fuckery.
 
CWCissey said:
Tactical BBQ sauce should be a rank.
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I want some tactical barbecue sauce!

Count groudon said:
Sooo Jace was too retarded to figure out the Pscho Mantis fight in MGS and just thinks he couldn't beat him because of a game breaking glitch? And he has a Meryl (who is a hot gamer babe and NOT A DUDE) waifu in his sims. Jace you sad, sad little man.
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To be honest Meryl IS hot. MGS was the first game I got when I had my original Playstation and being a teenage boy and that scene with Meryl in her panties...oh yeah.
 
Count groudon said:
Sooo Jace was too retarded to figure out the Pscho Mantis fight in MGS and just thinks he couldn't beat him because of a game breaking glitch? And he has a Meryl (who is a hot gamer babe and NOT A DUDE) waifu in his sims. Jace you sad, sad little man.
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About that Psycho Mantis fight, didn't Jace listen to Colonel Campbell's hints on how to beat that boss?
 
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