Weekly Stream Weekly Stream #2

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Gorogoroth said:
I think that's just the nature of the beast. How do you control a form of entertainment that is partly a product of the viewers manipulations? Understanding that too many weens spoil the broth obviously. But that very lack of self awareness is what creates people like Jace in the first place.
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See also: My Little Pony, Homestuck.
 
Null said:
Highlights of this stream that I've witnessed:

(footage of 'spergtard playin' Sims as if the simulated pwnage of imaginary enemies has any bearing on real life)
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Back when Da Chris'tard would "beat people up" in Soulcalibur (on super-baby difficulty mode, natch), I thought that was the most empty and petty act someone could ever inflict on an embarrassed universe.
But no....this Jace guy found an act even emptier and more petty. Beating up the world in the Sims and pretending that "means" something.
Great Caesars Ghost! This Jace guy is even more weaksauce and weetodded than OPL!

(Jace: "And then Tyce comes out, he's dressed like a homo...")
Don't forget....some HOH-MOHS like it when their partners dress up in "Macho" clothes.....like fake Marine uniforms.

(Jace: "I don't believe in homos! I, in this game, am a hetero!")
As opposed to how Jace is in real life.

(Responding to comments: "That's not *tactical* barbecue sauce, that's just barbecue sauce!")
Don't force him to get out the Strategic Mustard.

(Jace: "I don't hear Nickelback...")
In a sane universe watched over by a just a loving god nobody would ever hear Nickelback.

(*Shoots the computer, everything blows up* "Strykercan'tdiestrykercan'tdiestrykercan'tdie" "WHY'S HE ON FIRE???" "I'm hacking the game to make him not on fire any more" *proceeds to USE ALL THE CHEAT CODES!!!!!!!!!!!!* ")
This doesn't surprise me in the least.

(Jace: "HE'S A MARINE, GODDAMN IT! HE'S WEARING THE FUCKING UNIFORM!! OF COURSE HE'S IN THE MARINES!!! HE DIDN'T GET FIRED!!!!)
Sure you can "get fired" from the marines. Here's how.
Step 0: Fail the drug test.

No, wait, lets assume you are smart enough to cool off the from weed for 6 months so you can pass your drug screen.
Step 1: You go to boot. The sarge orders you to put on your pack and march. You don't wanna. He ORDERS you to. You Don't Wanna!
Step 2: "Drop and Gimme 20, Maggot!"
Step 3: You fail to even do 3 reps before sagging into the dust. You give the sarge lip, calling him A Gay.
Step 4: Insubordination charges. Kicked out of Boot. Fail at life. You can no longer claim to be A Marine. Because you aren't. Officially.

(Jace: "STOP! FUCKING! SSCHWASTIKAING! ME! ON! THIS! FUCKING! SITE!")
Should be copypaste surahs from the Holy Qu'ran instead?
Lets do that.

(Jace: "Sorry, I can't talk any louder, or else my mom's gonna hear me and she's gonna come yell at me.")
Wow. How would you handle an angry drill sergeant if you are cowed by a middle aged woman?

(Jace's mom: "That kind of language is not appropriate... [...] I'm... I'm going to tell your FATHER!")
"...as soon as the private investigators FIND HIM....!"
 
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I'm flattered he has me listed on the briefing map. Albeit a bit south west of where I actually am.
 
FlyAwayNow said:
I'm flattered he has me listed on the briefing map. Albeit a bit south west of where I actually am.
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Google Earth is the Civilian version of Top-Goverment people tracking tools.

As far as jace knows, anyways.
 
LordCustos3 said:
(*Shoots the computer, everything blows up* "Strykercan'tdiestrykercan'tdiestrykercan'tdie" "WHY'S HE ON FIRE???" "I'm hacking the game to make him not on fire any more" *proceeds to USE ALL THE CHEAT CODES!!!!!!!!!!!!* ")
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I lost my shit at this point. Completely lost it. Jace is almost as incompetent in The Sims as he is in real life.

LordCustos3 said:
(Jace: "Sorry, I can't talk any louder, or else my mom's gonna hear me and she's gonna come yell at me.")
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Also brilliant. This is the kind of thing you'd expect to hear from a thirteen-year-old staying up past his bedtime, not a twentysomething FUTAR MUHREEN!!!

The sparkledog creation minigame was another high point. "I didn't ask for your opinion on marine parkour wolves!"
 
How do you fuck up the SIMS? Seriously! HOW? I don't know whether to blame his parents or the Massachusetts public school system.
 
Hes going to be streaming in an hour. Just thought yall should know.
 
CWCissey said:
If it actually appears that is, for all we know Jace has been banned from streams by Mummy!
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Barring another power outage (read: TERROR STRIKE) I can't see any reason why he would cancel it. Unless Myg0t intercepts him somehow.
 
Ted said:
Thats


1 day 5 hours

The timer messed me up for a second too.
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"FROM GAMER TO MARINE"
(as far as his mom lets him to be!)
Note to self: beer and popcorn tomorrow.
 
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