weightloss medication?! - 7/21

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Arrested For YT Crimes

Arrested For YT Crimes

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How much are you betting on Amber thinking she can take a magic pill and continue to gorge her maw 24/7?

- It's 4th of July... "it's a very, very popular holiday for me and my family". Redneck excellence!
- That glitter eyeshadow is so fucking ugly and her skin is so crusty and dry ugh
- She's... afraid of lighters?
- Now it's July 5th. Second 4th of July y'all!!!
- Ugh. July 4th cat ears.
- Drinking some sugary coffee bullshit after saying she's gonna eat healthy!!!!
- "This is pretty much Starbucks! It's almost even better!" Shocker, there are other coffee shops besides Starbucks. I know, gorl, wild!
- AHAHA Amber's long pause at 4:40-ish trying to make up an excuse for why she can't film Becky's family. "It's too hot outside". please.
- "People want this camera" Not after your fat, greasy fingers have encrusted it in a layer of filth.
- She got that 6ft towel so she can wrap herself around it because it's all that will fit her haha
- Now it's July 8th??? Maybe we'll be caught up sometime soon... :optimistic:
- Her doctor wants to be part of her weight loss journey, her whole office does. What sort of office is that kind unless Amber's making up these asspats in her head?
- Daily videos aren't daily videos if they're three weeks old
 
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It's 4th of July! ....on July 21st.

I knew she would buy the shit fireworks that sparkle on the ground. If you have the money to buy a lot of fireworks, why wouldn't you get the good ones?

(Speaking to Becky's sister: "Am I allowed to say your name?" LOL wow

I bet that 6 foot towel won't fit around her either. Yes, I'm petty.

Jesus, she is constantly getting sick. Body breaking down at a fast pace.

"I hadn't wrotten in a couple of weeks" Her grasp on the English language is absolutely pathetic.

"Taking medicine used to be a very big fear to me"
Gorl, I remember those Krystal days and you downing Nyquil and Dayquil pills every few hours. Such a lah.
 
Last time she managed to scarf down three massive slices of pizza even though "not hongry."

Lardhog Day.
 
"I don't want to vlog us setting off fireworks, because they're like, really screechy and loud"
 
If her doctor puts her on a weight loss medication, it's probably going to end similarly to when she tried Phentermine in 2016.

 
C'mon, Hambeast can't fast for a lipid profile. Who's she trying to fool other than herself? Just imagine trying to ask her if she's fasting, lol.
 
3 dogs and 2 cats in the house. Buys a crapton of fireworks. Brilliant. Best.Fur.Mama.Evah.

Edited: her doctor wants more lab tests done? You don't say...
Shout out to that doctor, she's a saint. As for the meds she'll probably prescribe to Amber, I'm going to go out on a limb and say:
- something to control the beetus,
- high blood pressure medicine,
- something for her liver,
- something for high cholesterol,
- maybe something for her kidneys and pancreas,
- and a diet Amber won't follow for more than a few minutes.
 
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I think Amber hates her viewers so much she flaunted all those fireworks like she was going to film them for the vlog, and then didn't. Haha haydurz! She always leaves out the one thing people might be interested in seeing.
 
Jokes aside, it takes no effort to lower the sound level in editing for a segment of footage. You can do that even in fucking Windows Movie Maker. Money well spent on that macbook, eh hamber?
 
No one cares Amber, we know that as of yesterday you look bigger than ever:
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No one can do shit for Amberlynn until she stops scooping buckets of orange chicken into her face - especially her fairytale doctor's office.
 
SAVE TWINKIE! said:
Jokes aside, it takes no effort to lower the sound level in editing for a segment of footage. You can do that even in fucking Windows Movie Maker. Money well spent on that macbook, eh hamber?
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I’m gonna take a shot in the dark and say Amberlynn has no idea how to do that.
 
Amber, if you want to lose weight and still have decent quality videos, just acquire a shitload of Adderall and start poppin’. You’ll be so busy editing an actually decent video, that you’ll completely forget to eat.
 
Basketball Jones said:
Amber, if you want to lose weight and still have decent quality videos, just acquire a shitload of Adderall and start poppin’. You’ll be so busy editing an actually decent video, that you’ll completely forget to eat.
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I was also thinking an amphetamine addiction be the only way AL lose weight. Too bad they're no longer OTC.
 
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