Weird and Cringe things you've seen while working in IT - Since everyone is too lazy to make such a thread where IT bros can vent

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One thing I distinctly remember is when I would ask for someone to do a simple task (e.g., right click the Start button on a Windows machine) and they would go silent, then say something along the lines of "I don't know what the Start button is", despite using Windows machines every single day for work.
Would have to be incredibly descriptive about it (e.g., right click the Windows logo button in the bottom left corner of the screen) so there was no chance of error.
I usually describe the Windows logo as "The 4 square icon", and they usually figure it out quick.
However I do recall someone that was what you described but to another level.

Okay, so this lady started working for us, we needed to setup her account and remote desktop. She calls us since she couldnt log in on Teams, since she was on her personal phone instead of her desktop. I say sure, I'll try to remote in and check whats going on... Doesnt work. User is far from home and is using (((starlink))) in a Maple syrup cabin up north (it might've just been regular satellite since it was barely 1mbps.)
I had to tell her to call us back when she gets home so she can use proper Ethernet for this.

Later that month she calls because she cannot take calls from her home... She STILL isn't using her remote desktop, and also... She's in fucking Mexico. No shit your stuff won't work when you're in beanerworld. The kicker was she couldnt even login because she needed to configure her MFA with an old ass chinese phone from a shit telecom. She had to acquire a fido2 key for work purpose.
 
I think my favorite Rinkworks story was the one where the server went down for 12 hours because a janitor unplugged it to run his vacuum cleaner.

This started one Sunday afternoon when I was reading the paper. My pager went off, with my boss' home number. I called the boss back, and he told me that the server for a major client site in Dallas (I'm in Chicago) is down.


This server handles the database for a distributed security system for a data center. While the security was not comprised, since the equipment runs independent of the server, the client couldn't grant new access, or, more important, couldn't revoke access either.The boss told me he'd tried EVERYTHING. He said to call the site and see what I could do. So I got the head of security on the phone and had him check the basics:


  • Me: "Is the VT Terminal on?"
  • Him: "Yes...the light is on."
  • Me: "Is the MicroVAX on?"
  • Him: "I think so...how would I know?"
  • Me: "Is the green light on in the front?"
  • Him: "Yes."
  • Me: "Ok. Put your hand behind it on the right side. Do you feel the fan blowing air out?"
  • Him: "Ah...hold on. Yah."
  • Me: "Ok. "Is the remote dial in modem on?"
  • Him: "Yah."
  • Me: "Ok, turn it off and turn it on again."
  • Him: "Ok, done."

At this point I tried to dial into the system. The modem answered, but after connecting there was no response from TTA1. Not good.


  • Me: "Go behind the console and on the MicroVAX. You'll see a VERY small square button. Push and hold that button for 10 seconds. Then tell me what you see on the terminal connected to OPA0."
  • Him: "Ah...ok...ok...ah...pushed it, but nothing happened on the screen. "
  • Me: "Ok, turn the MicroVAX off, then on again."
  • Him: "Nothing."
  • Me: "Hm. Well, I'll give my boss a call and let him know that it's still down. We'll have someone there tomorrow to see what can be done."

So I called the boss and told him what went on. He said to bring a change of clothes to work the next day, as I might be taking a trip.


Later, at 7:30pm CST, I was standing in front of the site. I walked in and went to the OPA0 terminal. It was on, but there was no response from the server. I wasn't expecting there to be one, but I had to check. So I walked around to the back of the console to hit the HALT switch.Hmm...wait...something missing...ah...why isn't the power supply fan running?Why isn't the green light on?


I checked the power switch, and that was ok. The cable was plugged into the power strip. The power strip was plugged into...nothing. One inch from the outlet! Gah!


I plugged the strip back in...AH HA! And we have LIFE in that old MicroVAX!I filled out my paper work and stated to the Head of Security that the call would indeed be billable, plane fare and all. But they had an emergency service contract, he said! Yes, but it doesn't cover user error.


When I got back, my boss told me the boss of the Head of Security wanted to speak with me.


  • Client's Boss: "The head of security says that the power strip wasn't unplugged until you got here."
  • Me: "Really? Not sure what to say to that, why would I unplug it?"
  • Client's Boss: "He says because you didn't want to tell him what was REALLY wrong."
  • Me: "Interesting...well, since I was there less than five minutes, and that's all I did do to bring the server back up, I really don't know what else to tell you. You can check the video tape and see that's all I did. I'll even bet you could review them and see who DID unplug it."

Two months later, I found out that the company that supplied the security personnel was let go. It seemed the security server had been down for twelve hours before anyone noticed that a janitor had unplugged the power strip to allow his vacuum to run in the next room.

 
Why?

Like was that part of her job, or was she just taking a vacation and using work tech for personal reasons?
Remote work, usually if people work outside the country, theyre forced to use a remote desktop anyway. Issue was she was doing work on her personal laptop on a mexican IP, and she couldnt even log on her remote desktop due to not having proper authentication.
 
Remote work, usually if people work outside the country, theyre forced to use a remote desktop anyway. Issue was she was doing work on her personal laptop on a mexican IP, and she couldnt even log on her remote desktop due to not having proper authentication.
In the current era, VPN has replaced Blackberry as the technology that has ended up mainly being used by the middle manager morons who should never be trusted with any technology.



Coincidentally, the greatest day of my IT career was the first Blackberry global outage. I had the day off and got to see the headlines and laugh, knowing I wasn't dealing with the idiots freaking out about their BB not working.
 
Coincidentally, the greatest day of my IT career was the first Blackberry global outage. I had the day off and got to see the headlines and laugh, knowing I wasn't dealing with the idiots freaking out about their BB not working.
Ironic because when BIS was a thing BlackBerrys would be the only phones working in disaster areas where the networks were up but overwhelmed
 
In programming class, there was a blonde girl almost pulling her hair out because she didn't know how she was supposed to search for Scratch since there wasn't an icon. So as I sat beside her I calmly stood up, stepped towards her and clicked the windows key that promptly opened up the search bar. Got a hug after class for it
 
In programming class, there was a blonde girl almost pulling her hair out because she didn't know how she was supposed to search for Scratch since there wasn't an icon. So as I sat beside her I calmly stood up, stepped towards her and clicked the windows key that promptly opened up the search bar. Got a hug after class for it
was she hot?
 
I think my favorite Rinkworks story was the one where the server went down for 12 hours because a janitor unplugged it to run his vacuum cleaner.
I remember my colleague had one of these in the first year at my current job. We'd get reports for the server rebooting and we kept looking at hardware causes, but nothing ever stood out except that when it happened, it seemed to happen in roughly the same 30 minute window each night. Not super late, like 7:30-8:00 PM. One night the customer decides to just sit and wait for it to happen, I don't remember how many days he waited for, but sure enough it went down, he went to check the glorified storage closest that was their IT room and low and behold, it was unplugged. The cleaners were just a contracted company with no IT experience, but they knew enough to plug something they unplugged back in when they were done, which was why we kept seeing the reboot alerts after the fact. They needed an outlet for the vacuum that reached that area and this one seemed to be the only one they could find. Not a production DB server, just a storage appliance, but still interesting. Wish I had copied the CRM notes before we switched CRM systems for the billionith time.
 
I remember my colleague had one of these in the first year at my current job. We'd get reports for the server rebooting and we kept looking at hardware causes, but nothing ever stood out except that when it happened, it seemed to happen in roughly the same 30 minute window each night. Not super late, like 7:30-8:00 PM. One night the customer decides to just sit and wait for it to happen, I don't remember how many days he waited for, but sure enough it went down, he went to check the glorified storage closest that was their IT room and low and behold, it was unplugged. The cleaners were just a contracted company with no IT experience, but they knew enough to plug something they unplugged back in when they were done, which was why we kept seeing the reboot alerts after the fact. They needed an outlet for the vacuum that reached that area and this one seemed to be the only one they could find. Not a production DB server, just a storage appliance, but still interesting. Wish I had copied the CRM notes before we switched CRM systems for the billionith time.
I have a compulsion to ensure that the wall plugs for critical computer systems are outright hidden so you have to pull things away from the walls to unplug them from there. If there absolutely needs to be a plug-in there there will be a free power bar nearby
 
I have a compulsion to ensure that the wall plugs for critical computer systems are outright hidden so you have to pull things away from the walls to unplug them from there. If there absolutely needs to be a plug-in there there will be a free power bar nearby
Makes sense to me!

I can't remember for sure, but I feel like someone had said the "server room" was also the "janitorial closest" which goes to demonstrate how much they care to invest in IT. As we just do remote support, we don't have have the benefit of making fun of their dumb setups. I've seen fewer and fewer of these odd back office server rooms over the years, most of them are now installed in real data centers, or at least somewhat modern server rooms.
 
You know, I'm kicking myself for not calling this earlier. It makes so much sense. Anyone else have "AI initiative(s)" at work that are each headed up by some hatchet-faced woman with problem glasses leading a team of Indians? Duh, of COURSE that's what the organization looks like. It's a field ripe with low-hanging bullshitting fruit; of COURSE the screw-around bullshit employees are leading it.
 
Is it just me, or are sales people for tech companies just, in general, stupid as fuck?
Most sales people have little to know no knowledge of the technical aspect. What few I knew and interacted with in IT were like this and absolute assholes when it came to anything other than trying to make sales. I have a feeling it's only gotten since I left the profession.
 
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You know, I'm kicking myself for not calling this earlier. It makes so much sense. Anyone else have "AI initiative(s)" at work that are each headed up by some hatchet-faced woman with problem glasses leading a team of Indians? Duh, of COURSE that's what the organization looks like. It's a field ripe with low-hanging bullshitting fruit; of COURSE the screw-around bullshit employees are leading it.
Nah, its just all Indians, all the way down. It's a pain in the ass because I cant get the fuckers to do the needful and turn on all the good copilot shit we pay for but can't use because reasons.
 
This year's brought some true bizarre behavior from management. The direction I'm getting is "create a project and report to us what problem you solved". Nominally it's being pitched as "bottom-up development". I think it's "ChatGPT can't provide a satisfying answer to a question as vague as 'gib me project' so I'm going to abandon all pretense of management and just make my underlings do everything."
 
This year's brought some true bizarre behavior from management. The direction I'm getting is "create a project and report to us what problem you solved". Nominally it's being pitched as "bottom-up development". I think it's "ChatGPT can't provide a satisfying answer to a question as vague as 'gib me project' so I'm going to abandon all pretense of management and just make my underlings do everything."
Get that in writing, then begin a project to improve worker efficiency by getting a massage chair.
 
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