Weird deities - Post the weirdest mythological god you've ever seen

[PipTheAlchemist]

OP's (great grand)mom

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Yo, it's fucking Io from the hit team-based hero shooter Paladins

 

[Troonologist PhD]

Tlazōlteōtl, Aztec goddess of sin, filth, purification. She's the goddess that encourages sinful desires such as adultery and all forms of degeneracy. She purifies people by taking their sins into herself, which is symbolized by her eating shit and drinking piss. Thus, she is the patron goddess of the kink/BDSM community.

Chinese folk religion believes Heaven is a bureaucracy so their gods can have extremely specific, niche duties. The gods of guarding the front doors are fancy symbols that sometimes show up on fancy Chinese doors.

 

[yourdadscumdumpster]

Kokopelli. You know the cute horn blower plastered all over the American Southwest?



Well, maybe not so cute. His “horn” is actually his penis. He would wait for women to go to the bathroom, then impregnate them by winding his erect, yet flexible, penis through the ground and into their vagina. Fucked up shit that permanently ruined my love for the dude.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

The kinkiest myth about her involves the way she would take a man as a mate, have children with him, then when those sons were old enough to procreate she would restore her own youth and have children with those sons. She would repeat the process with the sons she had through those children and so on and so on, generation after generation.

Sounds like a Wern fantasy.
That's enough to snap him out of his atheism.

 

[Haint]

St. Terry Davis, a demigod among mere men

 

[Raging Capybara]

The tanakh God killed 42 children because they mocked a bald dude.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Loki gave birth to a horse lol

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

Kokopelli. You know the cute horn blower plastered all over the American Southwest?

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Well, maybe not so cute. His “horn” is actually his penis. He would wait for women to go to the bathroom, then impregnate them by winding his erect, yet flexible, penis through the ground and into their vagina. Fucked up shit that permanently ruined my love for the dude.

He would be a tranny in the modern era tbh