Weird Dreams Thread

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Last night I had a dream that I was dreaming that I went to this sit down type establishment that is based on serving m i l k and cookies while watching movies. Some other small kid yelled out "last time I was here I had a bad burger".
 
I'd like to title this dream: Why You don't read the Leonard F. Shaner jr Thread after three rum and cokes.

I had a dream last night that I was working at Sears and as I was selling a customer a new washer and dryer Shelia came walking over and told me that she wanted me to take pictures of her naked later on in the day as she would be washing all of her clothes (including the ones she was wearing). Unfortunately Lenny overhears this and he runs over screaming about how evil I am, which results in him getting shot by Bill the Scientist.

We then punt over to a football Stadium where Shelia and I sit behind a topless Laura Ingram and a fullyclothed Sharon Osborne. Before the game begins, the opening band plays a crappy song that goes "And the pinball wizards know this song. Lynard Sucks Skynard sucks Go fuck a duck." said song results in Russell Greer shooting up the place
 
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I won't say the whole thing, but one of the highlights of this dream was that I ran into @Meowthkip in her avatar's form. She handed me a pastry that she referred to as "red bean cake," despite it being a vanilla chocolate cake with pink frosting. I left her and her cake behind to savagely devour all the other cakes at a party.
 
I'm Just A Human Bean said:
I won't say the whole thing, but one of the highlights of this dream was that I ran into @Meowthkip in her avatar's form. She handed me a pastry that she referred to as "red bean cake," despite it being a vanilla chocolate cake with pink frosting. I left her and her cake behind to savagely devour all the other cakes at a party.
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More cake for me, then.
 
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a while back, i had this dream where i was in charlottesville fashion square with some other kiwis. we were just chillin’ and discussing about lolcows and politics. then, everyone in the mall was singing the ISIS national anthem and throwing their hands up in the air. they try to attack us with nerf guns. we also learned that ISIS used mind control on everyone in the mall to try to bomb the mall, so we ran outta here and tried to use a car, which was occupied by the ghost of @FuckYou, reiko and @autisticdragonkin. we beat the shit out of them, except for @FuckYou, which was exterminated by feminist ghostbusters. then we steal their car, and everything was a blur since.
 
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I had a very haunting dream several years ago. I was a child in this dream. I was at the Jersey shore standing on a pier overlooking the ocean. A boy comes up to me holding a piece of paper. This boy is a childhood friend who at the time I had not seen in about ten years. He hands me the note and says that he was told to give this to me. He then runs off.

So I read the note and it says something to the tune of "I'm sorry that I died."

I woke up rather disturbed and for awhile I was afraid that maybe this childhood friend had died. But I saw his father a couple of years later and he told me that his son had gotten married. So I was relieved that the dream wasn't prophetic. Well that relief was short lived.

Because some months after that my sister told me that she was talking with someone who knew the family of another friend of ours. These people moved away when I was nine. The eldest son had died in recent years. He drowned while swimming.

It gives me chills to this day.
 
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I was at a fun summer gathering and suddenly millions of insects swarmed me. I realised it was because I was Alex Jones (but I was orange prolly because of something to do with trump). The worst thing was that there were no bites or stings, just mild annoyance. So I dived off a cliff into the ocean and shed my Jones skin and came out as myself. Then I was in Doom 3. Yeah.
 
I somehow conflated the FatBoyGetDown thread with the Abbey Brown thread and I ended up with some weird scenario of Stephen Assanti using a raygun to kill rapper Lil Xan and steal his brain, which he wanted to get Dr. Now to inject into him so he'd use the brain powers to make him skinny? I don't know what sort of logic my subconcious was running on there.
 
i just woke up from a dream where scooby doo and the rest of the mystery gang were orbiting earth in a 1950's cadillac eldorado with the roof down

and some guy who was dressed up as kira from jojo's bizarre adventure was firing at them from earth's surface with a laser gun, except he was making the sound effects for it (like *pew pew*)
 
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I had a dream Wear I was watching Thanos kill all the avengers in fortnite while I was trying to run for my life to the song toxic by Britney Spears, also Phos from land of the lustrous was there on my side, however she was in her first form so he was basically useless.
 
I recently had one of those dreams where you wake up but still in the dream. It got annoying after the second time (especially since I had work soon).
 
I dreamt that exposure to whale semen left me with a human-whale hybrid growing inside my body, which eventually snuck out using a hole in my stomach. I had to choose between putting the hybrid back inside my body so it could continue to develop, put it in a tub full of saltwater and nutrients so it would live, or killing it myself. I chose to put it back into my body, but the whole thing was rather inconvenient, and I thought the creature rather inconsiderate to do such a thing.
 
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I had a dream where me and an old childhood friend of mine was stalked by a fat pervert with a striped sweater ( no, it wasn't freddy kreuger letting himself go ) in the middle of ... Taiwan? China? I can't remember much of the dream outside of the fast that my dad suddenly appeared out of nowhere and beat the shit out of the fucker with his own fists.

Weird as fuck, but that's pretty standard for most of the dreams I have.
 
Longtime lurker who decided to register after having a dream about the Farms.

I had a dream last night that @Null somehow managed to create a holodeck of sorts for members and other interested people. To use it, you simply entered, thought about whatever setting you wanted to be in, and voila -- you would experience it firsthand.

Upon my entry, I didn't think about anything and found myself in what seemed like a first person shooter game. Upon seeing cockroaches coming out of a severed limb, I wanted to think of something else fast :cryblood:. So, I thought about Star Wars and found myself in a setting with various people doing SW-appropriate things. In one corner, someone dressed as Boba Fett was trying to capture someone else. Elsewhere, others, some of whom dressed as Storm Troopers, shot at each other with blasters. Before long, I found myself dueling Darth Maul and defeated him the same way he defeated Qui-Gon in The Phantom Menace AUGH YEAH. In the background, there were other lightsaber duels going on.
 
I had a horrifying dream where I was trapped in Bill Cosby's house and went to take a shower but there was this horrifying, long, blue shit in the shower stall. And it came to life.

I wanted to cry and I hated Bill Cosby so much for putting me through this hell.
 
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Yesterday I had a weird dream where I was trying to fall asleep, but Fat Albert was standing next to my bed, constantly muttering about how Kairi's being consumed by the darkness. I tried to make him go away by throwing random stuff at him, but he wouldn't budge and kept giving me this disapproving glare, as if he was trying to guilt trip me into doing something about the aforementioned annoying animu girlie's plight.

I guess I should watch less Oneyplays.
 
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