Weird Dreams Thread

I tested positive for the coof a few days ago and I've been having weird dreams since then. I just had a dream that I went to the ABBA museum in Stockholm and got lost in a nightmarish mirror maze while Take a Chance on Me was loudly blaring over the speakers.
 
I had a really brief but vivid dream that I was walking along the side of a highway and for some reason looking for a tornado. Suddenly one appeared close to me, barreling at me too fast to take cover, and it was black and extended up into the sky as far as I could see. I thought "holy shit it's an F5." Then I jerked awake.
 
Had a dream I could shoot shelled peanuts from my finger tips. Got arrested and put on death row for shooting a woman in the head with a dozen peanuts. My lawyer came to my cell and told me if I had a peanut allergy I could kill myself to avoid the injection. I shot him with a peanut and his glasses broke. Not sure why but seeing his glasses crumble was hilarious and I laughed in my dream so hard I woke up laughing.
 
I had a dream that I caught a troon relative of mine browsing the farms. I took note of their username but woke up before I could go stalk their posts.
 
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I had a weird dream where I was an old man moving into a retirement community in florida. My nurse looked exactly like a woman that I (the old man dream me) murdered with her boyfriend in Germany in 1978. I remember feeling guilty for having the dream because it was fucked up. The old man drugged their food while they were hanging out in an apartment; before cutting them up when they were unconscious. I felt like there was nothing I could do to stop the old man, or bring him to justice. He was just sitting down with his private thoughts, and private memories playing in his head while silently staring at the nurse.
 
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The latest weird dream came in two distinct parts.

The first part was rather short: I was a kid again and the youngest kid in my next door neighbor's family asked if I could come over after dinner to talk about "weird and gross things" with him. I agreed without any hesitation.

Immediately, the setting changed for the second part. I'm back to being an adult and I'm racing cars for an obscure regional amateur association. I had just won a race and parked my car in the garage where my mechanic - a woman with a reputation for being one of the best in the profession - started to do post-race maintenance the instant I shut off the ignition. One stall over, a woman who seemed to be my arch rival, was angry that I finished ahead of her and threatened to make trouble for me. I dismissed the threat as sour grapes bluster.

Unfortunately, she seemed to make good on her threat. When I flew home and arrived at the airport, a concierge gave me documents stating that I had received parking tickets (despite my car being legally parked), someone had vandalized my car, and that I needed to talk to either the airport or the local police about both issues. I spent the remainder of my dream unsuccessfully navigating the airport to find someone to talk to about my suspicion that my racing rival might be behind what happened to my car. Prior to waking up, I finally found an attorney who specialized in the airport's parking laws, but he told me he was late for an appointment and refused to do anything when I asked if he could help me.
 
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The dreams I have are weird and some are scary but then there's the ones outside of dreams. You feel the room spins and you fall into an infinite darkness. I wake up, I can't move. The whole room looks shades different, almost underwater like. An immense sense of impending doom surrounds me. I can feel something coming from outside my room. Panick envelopes me as I frantically try to move. I can feel tears running down my face as I feel the manifestation of dread come close. Then there's a moment of no way is anything going to happen. It's not real. A shadow blacker than the dark walks in... you can finally feel this thing right next to you. I'm going to die is all you can think. I wake up completely sore and fatigued. Now I have to go through this again and again every night.
 
I'm going to die is all you can think. I wake up completely sore and fatigued. Now I have to go through this again and again every night.
I learned to lucid dream years ago and while I don't do that (on purpose) any more, if you do, you can recognize that you're dreaming and just deliberately wake up out of those shitty sleep paralysis things. You just literally realize "oh it's this again" and just will yourself to wake up fully and immediately.

Slight warning, I've heard some people report they started having sleep paralysis after lucid dreaming, or it made it worse, but if you're already having it happen it's worth a try.
 
I learned to lucid dream years ago and while I don't do that (on purpose) any more, if you do, you can recognize that you're dreaming and just deliberately wake up out of those shitty sleep paralysis things. You just literally realize "oh it's this again" and just will yourself to wake up fully and immediately.

Slight warning, I've heard some people report they started having sleep paralysis after lucid dreaming, or it made it worse, but if you're already having it happen it's worth a try.
Most of my dreams are lucid but I haven’t had many nightmares in recent years, and I vividly remember the last one I had. It took place at a music event and everyone started telling me “he’s coming”. At first I thought they were excited about the musician that was about to perform, but then I started feeling an impending sense of dread and before I could come face-to-face with “he”, my dream started fading into nothingness. I remember nothing but darkness while I thought I was in a coma… I couldn’t cry or scream but I think I may have been in the middle of sleep paralysis and lucid dreaming, just without the dreams. I woke up to my mom telling me to get up for school; my eyes were a little moist and I was very shaken. Any thoughts on something like that?
 
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I learned to lucid dream years ago and while I don't do that (on purpose) any more, if you do, you can recognize that you're dreaming and just deliberately wake up out of those shitty sleep paralysis things. You just literally realize "oh it's this again" and just will yourself to wake up fully and immediately.

Slight warning, I've heard some people report they started having sleep paralysis after lucid dreaming, or it made it worse, but if you're already having it happen it's worth a try.
sleep paralysis is the ideal state to induct yourself into a lucid dream, keeping your eyes open you can hallucinate some scary shit but if you close your eyes and visualize yourself back in the dream you just woke up from, you can fall back asleep but stay lucid really easily. Also, sleeping on your side helps. I’ve only ever had sleep paralysis sleeping on my back.
 
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The dreams I have are weird and some are scary but then there's the ones outside of dreams. You feel the room spins and you fall into an infinite darkness. I wake up, I can't move. The whole room looks shades different, almost underwater like. An immense sense of impending doom surrounds me. I can feel something coming from outside my room. Panick envelopes me as I frantically try to move. I can feel tears running down my face as I feel the manifestation of dread come close. Then there's a moment of no way is anything going to happen. It's not real. A shadow blacker than the dark walks in... you can finally feel this thing right next to you. I'm going to die is all you can think. I wake up completely sore and fatigued. Now I have to go through this again and again every night.
Sounds like anxiety problems and/or demonic attack (anxiety problems make it easier for demons to attack you). Nutritional supplements can help; SAM-e helps with depression and anxiety, and taurine helps with anxiety. Prayer to Christ can also help, but if you have substantial unresolved sin in your life demons can keep coming back.
 
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Dreamt that I was alone in a dilapidated rust belt city. Miles of cracked, overgrown pavement, forgotten diners and movie theaters. As I wandered the streets, It became quite dark suddenly, despite it only being around 4pm. I looked up to see a sea of stars and the milky way in a halo around a total solar eclipse, and of course my first instinct was to pull out my dream phone and take a lot of dream pictures.
 
A huge giveaway of a dream is if your phone doesn't work or works differently than it does normally. I recently had a dream where it started buzzing and smoking, got hot enough to burn my hand, then flew across the room and exploded. That gave it away that this is not reality. Another is testing whether or not you can levitate at will. If you can't you're awake.
 
I dreamed the other day that I was at the Savoy in London, enjoying the view, eating at the restaurant, sightseeing. All fine and nice, until I reached for my pocket and I found a pistol and fucking freaked out in the middle of the street. Passerbys gave me weird looks, I heard some calling the police so I started running and hiding at random places, never dropping the pistol or trying to explain myself. I ended up taking refuge on a tailor shop thinking I finally slipped away from attention, and then a fucking cop car just crashed through the window and I woke up from the shock. Fucking weird!
 
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A huge giveaway of a dream is if your phone doesn't work or works differently than it does normally. I recently had a dream where it started buzzing and smoking, got hot enough to burn my hand, then flew across the room and exploded. That gave it away that this is not reality. Another is testing whether or not you can levitate at will. If you can't you're awake.
The best and fastest check for if you're dreaming is pinching your nose and trying to breathe through it. for whatever reason, you can always breathe through that in a dream, even though it can feel like you're being suffocated sometimes. Before I learned about that I always looked at writing, in a non-lucid dream text doesn't tend to make any sense and if you look away and back it will usually have changed.
I dreamed the other day that I was at the Savoy in London, enjoying the view, eating at the restaurant, sightseeing. All fine and nice, until I reached for my pocket and I found a pistol and fucking freaked out in the middle of the street. Passerbys gave me weird looks, I heard some calling the police so I started running and hiding at random places, never dropping the pistol or trying to explain myself. I ended up taking refuge on a tailor shop thinking I finally slipped away from attention, and then a fucking cop car just crashed through the window and I woke up from the shock. Fucking weird!
I had a similar part in one of my dreams where I was in possession of a long reed-stick thing that was basically analogous to a gun for whatever reason, I was getting chased around this huge college campus while trying to get rid of it but it was too long to hide anywhere.
 
I keep having nightmares about being molested by creepy old men.

Last night in particular I dreamed about being kidnapped by a cannibalistic Ed Gein (who looked and acted nothing like Ed Gein) I met on Tinder (I have never online dated) after he roofied my spaghetti. He started reached around my skirt, but somehow I managed to escape, though I don't remember how I did it. Later, when I was hanging out with some friends my teeth all rotted and fell out, and after I coughed up a fingernail my family realized and I was committing murders without realizing it (somehow that was related to my teeth falling out). My father sent me down to the basement. Around the same time my email address was apparently deleted due to me sending a poorly formatted email to a newspaper (dream logic). Somehow that made it so I couldn't get into my back account to access my finances.

I redeemed myself for my murders by getting a new set of teeth saving the world from some alien slug that destroyed all the wildlife or something. I think Superman was involved somehow, but I'm not sure.

A more disturbing and realistic dream I had a couple days ago was that a man attempted to rape my mother out near the treeline. I pushed him off her, and then he went after me. I managed to restrain him by twisting his weak/bad arm long enough for some people to hear us and rush over to rough up the guy. However, the police were never called. My dream ended with my mother and I watching him kidnap a family (with two children, mind you) by driving them off in an RV he was pretending to sell. I tried to get her to call the police, but she refused.

I've had off-and-on nausea all week, with the occasional fever. Some days I'm fine and feel completely normal, other days I wake up and puke. I'm guessing the influx of extra strange dreams is due to said fever, but I'm prone to strange dreams and nightmares normally, so I can't be sure.

I'm planning to take a lot of THC tonight right before I go to bed(after a certain amount I stop and/or don't remember having dreams). Bad stomach means I can't just drink away the nightmares like a civilized human being, but that's just how it goes sometimes.

I might finally let my doctor up my sleeping medication if this continues. She's been trying to get me to up my dose by 25 percent for around a year now, but I've been shluffing her off because I don't want to deepen my dependency and increase my withdrawal symptoms if I eventually decide to taper off. That, and my body will eventually stop responding to the higher dose just like it has with my current dose.

However, I am really sick of waking up to find myself beating the shit out of my bedframe. Upping my dose will stop that for another year or two. But then I'll have to up the dose again, and I don't want to end up a drugged-out zombie, I'm enough of a zombie as it is.

Sorry for the tangent. If there's a thread specifically related to issues sleeping/insomnia, point me in the right direction.
 
So... I was in a kind of dark garage, there were no cars in it, there was a blue door at the end of it, I was dressed in a gray suit.
In the center of the garage there was a table, and a mirror that reflected nothing. (or was I invisible?)
And so, I sat in the chair and I started to stare at the mirror, the mirror was turning blue, and out of nowhere I said the following line: "Putin sang the song", and then I was electrocuted and I fell to the floor, I started to vomit sausages (not in parts, whole sausages from my mouth), and then I ended up vomiting a clear liquid from my mouth that has the same texture as oil or "goo".
Then out of nowhere, the blue door opened, and out of it came 4 white guys, all of them were bald like clones, they were wearing totally gray clothes, they dragged me inside that door, and when I opened my eyes I was outside a gigantic concrete building (like those Commieblocks) in the middle of nowhere, those bald men then ran out of my sight.
There was a forest to the east of me, so I went for a walk in that forest, the sky then turned green.
I saw a bunny in a pond, and I started to enjoy the view, there were many strange fruits in that forest, with unusual shapes and colors in nature.
I started playing with the rabbit, and then I took out a blueish fruit that has the same shape as a cone, and I gave it to the rabbit to eat. It ate and started screaming in random tones, and then he started to run away from me. However, he wasn't walking randomly, he was making a pattern, so I followed the rabbit.
I reached to the end of the forest, and I tried to hold the rabbit, but the rabbit melted in my hand like sand.
I started listening to a joyful song with accordions, it sounded like a Polka or Balkan Kolo, I saw a sign above me with random characters (like someone slammed their hand into the keyboard, for example: "SDGJHAOIASOIATNXLN") and then I started running towards the city where the music was coming from.
Until I heard my own voice behind my ear "you won't believe how-" and then the music started to repeat itself in the same stanza without advancing any further, the more I ran, the further away the city got from me. Until I gave up, it started to rain and the sky turned purple.

There was no longer a moon or sun in the sky, nothing, the music stopped and all I could hear was a strong wind. And then I woke up.
 
Legitimately had the most WTF dream this morning. I was a camera man/photographer and was at some sort of tech expo filming Steve Jobs. Some kid came up to Steve and asked him to sign his iPad. Steve's demeanor changed instantly and he grabbed the kid by the shirt and started whaling on him! The kid's dad naturally tried to stop Steve but then Steve clocked him too! I just stood there with my mouth open horrified by whole scene but then realized I had recorded the whole thing and could probably sell the tape for millions of dollars. Then I woke up...
 
I'm planning to take a lot of THC tonight right before I go to bed(after a certain amount I stop and/or don't remember having dreams). Bad stomach means I can't just drink away the nightmares like a civilized human being, but that's just how it goes sometimes.

I might finally let my doctor up my sleeping medication if this continues. She's been trying to get me to up my dose by 25 percent for around a year now, but I've been shluffing her off because I don't want to deepen my dependency and increase my withdrawal symptoms if I eventually decide to taper off. That, and my body will eventually stop responding to the higher dose just like it has with my current dose.

However, I am really sick of waking up to find myself beating the shit out of my bedframe. Upping my dose will stop that for another year or two. But then I'll have to up the dose again, and I don't want to end up a drugged-out zombie, I'm enough of a zombie as it is.

Sorry for the tangent. If there's a thread specifically related to issues sleeping/insomnia, point me in the right direction.
Not sure of any thread, but magnesium deficiency is both widespread these days, and a cause of sleeping problems, so you may want to try that. You see, magnesium is a cofactor for one of the enzymes needed to produce serotonin, which is in turn needed to produce melatonin, so magnesium deficiency can cause depression and/or insomnia. Other common nutritional problems with this biochemical pathway can include:

  • Low zinc. Zinc is needed to convert vitamin B6 to its active form, P5P. P5P is another cofactor needed to produce serotonin. Like low magnesium, it is also very common these days, especially in people who have excess gut yeast (which is also very common due to modern low fiber, high carb diets, as well as due to modern abuse of antibiotics). This is a category that includes autistic people, as autistic people have high gut candida and clostridia levels.
  • Low vitamin B6, leading to low P5P (see above). Vitamin B6 also helps the body absorb zinc in the first place; B6, zinc, and tryptophan all work together. Vitamin B6 is depleted by detoxifying acetaldehyde, which you get from drinking alcohol and/or having gut yeast problems (so again, it is a big problem for autistic people).
  • Low tryptophan. Trytophan is the raw material to be turned into serotonin and melatonin. It's also the raw material to make picolinic acid, which helps absorb zinc.
  • Low niacin (vitamin B3). The body can make niacin from tryptophan, but it's inefficient and wastes a lot of it; thus, low niacin can cause low tryptophan. It's better to get niacin from the diet (or supplements) instead.
  • Low tetrahydrobiopterin (BH4). This can be caused by low levels of folate, a B vitamin. This problem is more common in autistic people. BH4 is a cofactor in several important reactions, including the production of serotonin (and thus melatonin) from tryptophan, norepinephrine (and thus epinephrine) from dopamine, and nitric oxide from arginine. I would suspect this only if you have both insomnia and ADD/ADHD. As a supplement, it needs to be refrigerated, so it can only be found in very fresh foods, and very few of those (human breast milk and royal jelly are the only two I know of) but it can be boosted with a rather expensive but known effective supplement.

The other major sleeping problem I have experience in dealing with is sleep apnea. There are a number of symptoms of this including snoring, but one includes waking up with a sore throat. Everybody knows that the risk of sleep apnea increases with increased weight, but allergies are also a major factor, and these can have some surprising sources. A while ago, I had a problem with mold spores being emitted from the kitchen and bathroom drains. You can't see them, but they can definitely interfere with your quality of sleep. What helped was to pour some bleach down the drains every few days, and keep them capped off when not in use.

Bedding can also become contaminated with mold spores without showing any symptoms, either in terms of sight or smell. Once this happens, it can make you sick even when it has just been laundered. Bleach or mold killing solutions then become necessary. Even the clothes that you sleep in can likewise have problems. If you find that you sleep better when naked, your clothes may have mold and/or chemical contaminants. I developed a chemical sensitivity to the chemicals in dryer sheets. Even the traces left behind in a dryer that other people had previously used dryer sheets in would make me sick. We had to get a new dryer, never ever use dryer sheets in it, and dry everything for 3-4 hours each time. Very heavy blankets or clothing may simply dry too slowly to be kept totally mold-free, and will have to be thrown away.

Food allergies can cause sleep apnea too. As your body digests the food while you sleep, the food allergies cause nasal congestion, which interferes with your breathing and wakes you up. The remedy here is to finish eating several hours before going to bed. The nutritional supplement quercetin can help, because it inhibits histamine release (it also helps the body utilize zinc). Not only does histamine trigger congestion, which interferes with sleep, but histamine in the central nervous system is also a neurotransmitter that causes wakefulness, libido, and irritability. Some people, especially autistic people, have a condition called histamine intolerance, where histamine from foods can make it all the way into the brain, where it can cause or contribute to insomnia, anger problems, and excess/deviant sexuality. (Cows like MovieBob and Pat Tomlinson are walking waddling, talking oinking examples of the effects of uncontrolled histamine intolerance.) Foods containing histamine include anything fermented (like alcohol or vinegar), anything aged (like cheese), anything that goes bad quickly (like seafood), and anything that's kept around long enough (like leftovers and condiments, especially catsup). While trying to figure out the cause of your sleeping problems, it can help to keep a journal of what you ate and when.

Good luck! I've had all too much experience dealing with these problems, please send me a PM if you want to ask any questions.
 
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